OS has asked who would be my sexiest man alive for 2009.  May I present Aunty's candidates, in no particular order:

1.  Hockey Star. Shag-O-Meter rating: 8

Sidney Crosby is the marquis player for Stanley Cup winning Pittsburgh Penguins.  What's more, he's generally considered a nice guy.  Add in all-around muscular boy-next-door good looks, and Mr.Crosby is as attractive as a hockey player can be. 

2.  Movie Star.  Shag-O-Meter rating:  9.5

Oh, George.  With his old Hollywood appeal, Mr. Clooney's sexiness is undeniable.  Ladies would line up to bear his child given the chance.  However, one half point demerit is warranted for his playboy ways.

3. Environmentalist.  Shag-O-Meter rating: 6

Mr. David Suzuki has been making the environment at hot topic in an attractive manner for decades.  Nonetheless, he doesn't exactly exude "come hither" vibes.  I'm sure many women might disagree.  

4.  British Royalty.  Shag-O-Meter rating: 7.5

The Princes of England, William and Harry, share this Shag-O-Meter entry for their nobility and sweet good looks.   Somehow Aunty feels that a pinch of the cheeks would be more suitable than a roll in the hay. 

5. Movie Star. Shag-O-Meter rating: 5

Robert Pattinson's portrayal of Edward the Vampire has all the girls flushed these days.  Aunty has heard his hygiene is atrocious.  5 demerits for BO, Robert.

6. DWTS Contestant and Movie Star.  Shag-O-Meter rating:  9.5

Gilles Marini is as sexy as they come.  He's got all the moves a foxy babe could want, or at least that's what he leads me to believe!  One half a demerit for being unavailable.

7. American President and Leader of Free World.  Shag-O-Meter rating: 4

Barack Obama is eloquent and powerful.  He is married to a woman of style and substance.  His family is all stars and stripes and apple pie.   He just isn't that sexalicious.  Sorry Mr. Obama, Sir, I don't want to see you naked.

8. Musician.  Shag-O-Meter rating: 7

Seal's stock rises in Aunty's world not just because he's an amazing musical talent, but because he scored Heidi Klum.  Even though he's not really my type, Aunty figures he MUST be a love machine. 

9. Pilot and Reality TV Star.  Shag-O-Meter rating: 8

Despite being unable to mind his own business after being sent home, Jake Pavelka was beguiling on the Bachelorette.  What was Jillian thinking? This guy had it all!  Two points off for being a nosy parker, Jake.

 10. Husband.  Shag-O-Meter rating: 10

A perfect 10 for my husband. Not only is he hot hot hot, but his way of  emptying the dishwasher, getting up with the baby so that I can sleep, putting the bad guys in jail by day and seeing to my every orgasmic need by night is super super sexy.  Full marks, Darling!  I love you.