Aunt Mabel

Aunt Mabel
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Robyn Browes is Aunt Mabel, a Canadian on the wet coast with an old house, handsome husband, sweet son and friendly cat. A whiz with a 10-key, a pragmatist in the kitchen, a genius with a bottle opener, a lover of stylish common sense. Dispensing advice of dubious value, solicited and otherwise, on just about any topic since I can't remember when. Please send your inquiries to auntmabel@hotmail.com. Follow on twitter @aunt_mabel.

NOVEMBER 25, 2009 2:18PM

Aunty's Dream DWTS Lineup

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Aunty is already in Dancing With The Stars withdrawal!  Now that the season is over, what will I do for glitz, glam and gossip? 

I've let my imagination run wild, and since my husband sometimes partakes of the viewing, we've together determined our dream line-up of stars for next season:

1. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston AND Billy-Bob Thornton

No matter whether you're Team Aniston or Team Angie, the fireworks in this group would be awesome!!!

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2. Sarah Palin

She's got the gams and the gumption.  Performing without speaking might do wonders for her popularity,  but she'll have to put a lid on the annoying signature wink.

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3. Al Gore

This fire breathing environmental crusader should nail the Paso Doble.

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 4. Heidi Klum

Speaking of heat, this supermodel is hotness defined.  Can she dance?  Who cares!

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5. Michele Obama

Since the President is busy being leader of the free world, we'll graciously compromise and accept the First Lady in his place. 

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6. Sean Connery

Representing the grey-hair set, we think Sean would be suitable.  He can rock a tuxedo and has proven his aptitude for hip action and coolness under pressure.

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7. Helen Mirren

Equal opportunity for a golden girl!  We thought we'd invite the Queen of England, but on further reflection feel that Helen Mirren would be a more talented and equally regal choice.

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8. Prince William and/or Prince Harry

Staying with the theme of royalty, we're certain that all the girls would love to see either of these dashing young princes try a foxtrot.

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9. Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen

They might not last past the first week though, since they'd have to commit to working hard, having fun AND staying clean and sober.

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10. Lance Armstrong

He excels in the sporting world's most excruciating test of stamina and strength, but can he make it though a season of DWTS drug free?   For extra sparks, pair him with a gorgeous blonde like Chelsea Hightower and watch the gossip blogs go crazy!

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11. David Beckham and Posh Spice

Becks is a glorious specimen of athletic talent and I have NO DOUBT he can swing a salsa.  We'll include Posh just because I want to see if her botox holds up through a jive.

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12.  Sean Avery

What Canadian can propose a DWTS lineup and not round it out with a hockey player?  Sure, Sidney Crosby is an obvious choice with his boy-next-door good looks and rockin' bod.  However, to light up the dance floor AND the interview room, I think Sean Avery is a better choice.  He has style, athletic ability and you just never know what he'll say next.  DWTS is a live program, though, which might pose a challenge for our hockey bad boy.

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