Aunty is already in Dancing With The Stars withdrawal! Now that the season is over, what will I do for glitz, glam and gossip?
I've let my imagination run wild, and since my husband sometimes partakes of the viewing, we've together determined our dream line-up of stars for next season:
1. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston AND Billy-Bob Thornton
No matter whether you're Team Aniston or Team Angie, the fireworks in this group would be awesome!!!


2. Sarah Palin
She's got the gams and the gumption. Performing without speaking might do wonders for her popularity, but she'll have to put a lid on the annoying signature wink.
3. Al Gore
This fire breathing environmental crusader should nail the Paso Doble.
4. Heidi Klum
Speaking of heat, this supermodel is hotness defined. Can she dance? Who cares!
5. Michele Obama
Since the President is busy being leader of the free world, we'll graciously compromise and accept the First Lady in his place.
6. Sean Connery
Representing the grey-hair set, we think Sean would be suitable. He can rock a tuxedo and has proven his aptitude for hip action and coolness under pressure.
7. Helen Mirren
Equal opportunity for a golden girl! We thought we'd invite the Queen of England, but on further reflection feel that Helen Mirren would be a more talented and equally regal choice.
8. Prince William and/or Prince Harry
Staying with the theme of royalty, we're certain that all the girls would love to see either of these dashing young princes try a foxtrot.
9. Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen
They might not last past the first week though, since they'd have to commit to working hard, having fun AND staying clean and sober.
10. Lance Armstrong
He excels in the sporting world's most excruciating test of stamina and strength, but can he make it though a season of DWTS drug free? For extra sparks, pair him with a gorgeous blonde like Chelsea Hightower and watch the gossip blogs go crazy!
11. David Beckham and Posh Spice
Becks is a glorious specimen of athletic talent and I have NO DOUBT he can swing a salsa. We'll include Posh just because I want to see if her botox holds up through a jive.
12. Sean Avery
What Canadian can propose a DWTS lineup and not round it out with a hockey player? Sure, Sidney Crosby is an obvious choice with his boy-next-door good looks and rockin' bod. However, to light up the dance floor AND the interview room, I think Sean Avery is a better choice. He has style, athletic ability and you just never know what he'll say next. DWTS is a live program, though, which might pose a challenge for our hockey bad boy.


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