Baby Fatt

Baby Fatt
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Ah... the life and times of an international celebrity spokesmodel--where to begin? Born in the Big Country of Texas, I fled to Austin just ahead of the local constabulary. Hung out in Austin for many years, eventually matriculating despite my best efforts to the contrary. I then began my distinguished career as a government clerk. Things in Texas went from bad to worse, and GW was elected governor. I had always understood that I did not like Texas, but a series of encounters with law enforcement convinced me that Texas really did not like me, and so I decamped across the border, to the land of enchantment. Mi Chante Encantado. Here there is sun and sky and distance. I live on beans and green chili, drink beer and tequila, and smoke homegrown the locals call "Corrales mellow". Theocrats are in the minority, and government clerks are considered well employed. There are mountains and desert, and few fences (Texas: Land of Fences). La dulce vida.

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JANUARY 8, 2010 8:05PM

Nah, You're Just A Breeder (And That's A Bad Thing)

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So some of the breeders are upset that others use that term to describe those who... well... who breed.  They want to be seen as nurturing mothers, creative parents, anything but just another animal that spawns a being that will itself go on to eat, shit, and breed, thereby guaranteeing a world overrun with humanity to the detriment of all the other animals that inhabit our little planet.  

I once had a breeder tell me that I was selfish for not wanting to have children.  Selfish?!  What's more selfish than believing that what the world needs is a mini-me?  Another iteration of your own super specialness?  Amazing!  And you somehow think that your own little bundle of redemption is not going to grow up to be just another ingrate teenaged mall rat?   Where does anyone get off in thinking that what my city--any city--needs is another human being contributing to an environment that's already out of control with pollution?

That's what children are: another form of pollution.  An infancy of diapers; a river of high fructose corn syrup; a mountain of feces; a carbon footprint the size of the Titanic.  Thanks but no thanks, Mr. and Ms. Breeder.  Time to get over your own bad self and just say no to breeding.  On behalf of Mother Earth I thank you.  

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Your absolutely right. I just wish your mother would have felt the same way.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as quickly as you can
and don't have any kids yourself.

Isn't that how it goes?
Not a well written article,

But I can understand your sentiments. I wished I had the world to myself also.

Unfortunately, the breeding part is simply a biological reality. The world is grossly overpopulated; meanwhile we continue to artificially stimulate that growth with aid to the third world, including the intervention of third world wars. There are no natural checks anymore to minimize third world growth. I wouldn’t worry too much about “mall rats”, the reality is that western nations are dying, culturally and genetically while the third world grows exponentially. Eventually you will have a displacement of all western nations by third world immigration that has no barriers at all to growth through “breeding”.

Yes, eventually the malls and the mall rats will be gone, replaced by bazaars and other forms of shanty village market places. There will be wars over the scraps, and yes elitists will still run the show as the planet is stripped and poisoned of any life sustaining ability.

On the other hand, if you wish to enjoy life with all that is biologically available to you, there is no crime in experiencing the joy of your own children while you can. No one else will ever actually love you like they will.
gee, the world would be so much better if only republicans were breeding. what an excellent point you've made here. i do hope you intend to be true to your logic, which ultimately means killing yourself. i mean, why does age matter? an adult male uses a ton more resources than a child, objectively speaking. have you ever seen an infant on a laptop?