10  - “For all the quid they spent glorifying the National Health Service in the opening ceremonies, they could have wiped out the backlog of patients awaiting kidney transplants”  - @inqueuesince2002 

9 – “Hire the perfect score female american marksman as my personal bodyguard” - @basharassad

8 – “Shit it’s like 50 degrees and raining here. Where’s the effing global warming?” @africanmarathoner

7 – “I’m winning” @charliesheen

6 – “where do go you to defect?  Is a hot meal available there?” @koreansoccer

5 – “Our opening ceremonies were bigger, longer and uncut” @chinesepremier

4 – “Buy a vowel, Krzyzewski” - @lebron

3 – “We’re taking notes on what to do differently” @rio2016olympiad

2 – “I’m here shopping for a new husband” - @randomkardashian

1 – “Told ya so” - @Mitt1%