BananaPuddin'

"It's like a torture chamber run by Keebler Elves."

BananaPuddin'

BananaPuddin'
Location
Gainesville, Florida,
Birthday
August 20
Bio
I have this goal and it is to be a guest on Jon Stewart's Daily Show by the time that I am 32. This means that I have a little less than 8 years to do something interesting enough, smart enough or annoying enough to grab his attention. I even wrote Jon Stewart a very nice letter asking him to please stay on the air for at least another 8 years. It's silly, yes but everyone needs a dream!

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MAY 23, 2011 9:54PM

Fake it until I make it

 This is my super secret blog. 

I have two blogs, overkill I know but once I started my first blog I realized that blogging isn't quite the cathartic free for all that I intended.  I learned this the hard way when, in a fit of temper I posted a blog that… Read full post »

There's this really incredible thing about Florida, and it's called flip-flops in January. It's a truly beautiful thing. So far this winter though there's been nary a flip-flop to be seen as we are in the midst of an atypically frigid and atypically enduring cold snap. Thankfully, in lieu of fli… Read full post »

Something that I find myself continually being reminded of in life, is that not everyone is nice.  I'm a little naive in that I want to see the good in everyone, I look so hard for it actually that I often miss bright flashing lights warning me away.  I find myself… Read full post »

JANUARY 16, 2010 5:58PM

My first year with President Obama

A little over a year ago I traveled 775 miles from Florida to Washington, D.C.  and stood between the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial to watch Barack Obama be sworn in as the 44th President of the United States of America.  I stood with over 2 million Americans in sub-freezing… Read full post »

I wish, that sometimes, just sometimes I weren't the biggest girl in the room.  More than that though, I wish that I didn't always notice that I'm the biggest girl in the room.  

I know that size 8 is not huge but when everyone around you is size 4 and… Read full post »

JANUARY 12, 2010 10:27AM

The Gospel of the Food Network

 

It’s all about the Food Network.
 

I love the Food Network.  I remember visiting my grandma when I was in middle school and rolling my eyes for hours on end at the Food Network.  Because…like seriously…like, nobody like, cool likes Emeril Lagassee. Read full post »

JANUARY 7, 2010 8:21AM

Loved....and lost

They don’t really need to tell you when you start this job that you ought not to get too close to your patients. Even if you’re not familiar with the survival statistics, common sense says “build a wall.” We build these walls out of self preservation, if we were/Read full post »

JANUARY 6, 2010 2:21PM

The Epitome of Lazy

After the pancake and sausage on a stick kick (think "breakfast corndog") I thought nothing would surprise me. I was wrong.

Him: I found a new breakfast treat.

Me: What is said new breakfast treat


Him:
Me: why don't you just get a bagel?Read full post »

After many a sleepless night and many a bottle of red wine, I have concluded that life, insomuch as it pertains to impact, purpose and worth, it is all about the small stuff.

A friend of mine recently blogged about the rarity of true genius. Not aptitude, skill or talent, but the… Read full post »

Many of you know (thought some of you may not) that I have, for a number of years struggled with disordered eating and the insecurities and neuroses that come part and parcel with it.  I write this today not because I have an inherent need to cross into TMI territory, or… Read full post »

Overall I would say that I am a fan of the quirky, happy-go lucky peeps who roll with two different sized tires and keep my day to day life from becoming mundane. In truth, I wish that I was more idiosyncratic. Or more accurately, I that my idiosyncrasies were… Read full post »

AUGUST 3, 2009 2:58PM

Anatomy of A Run:

[10 AM:] Maybe if I wear my gym clothes all day I’ll be more inclined to go running….

[6 hours later:]  I’m wearing gym clothes; I should go to the gym… but leave the house?  Urgh.  Hrmm…oooh! FIRM tape!  …Damn, need weights for this thing&… Read full post »

So…I’m generally not a fan of nurture vs. nature debates, much like questioning whether the chicken or the egg came first, I find it pointless. Never the less, I’m going to have to raise one: is the mysteriously advance ability and aptitude of boys/men/males to find some of the… Read full post »

JULY 28, 2009 2:10PM

It's all about the small things...

One of my favorite authors, Frank McCourt passed away this past weekend.  Frank McCourt’s memoirs reminded me that small things, like clean sheets, are something to be grateful for.

 

 I often find myself irritated with people reminding me to be grateful for what I have been gi/Read full post »

JULY 27, 2009 1:43PM

Can't we be better than this?

It seems to me that in the past few years women have been increasingly visible and in the forefront of US politics, or maybe I’m just paying more attention. I think (and you’ll all be shocked at this I’m sure) that this is crazy cool. Topping my list ofRead full post »