If you watch the Oscars, you are lame... this is my prediction.

Also, I predict that the Oscars will suck.  Listen well folks cause I may be clairvoyant.  A bunch of rich assholes will give eachother awards, and many sycophants will placate these assholes... also many losers will hold parties, where other losers will congregate at said parties!!  Opinions about films will be told, then other people will wait impatienely  for you to get done telling your opinion in order to quickly tell theirs.   No actual conversation will take place, but rather a jockeying for downloading opinions will take place.    Alcohol will be consumed.  PBR will be consumed also, but only ironically.    

Call me Miss Cleo, but these are my predictions.