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MARCH 20, 2010 6:50PM

Whose up for some Christian side hug rap?

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Some of you have probably seen this before, but its new to me.  It's about time Evangelicals attacked the root of today's ungodliness:  Hugging.

Below some hardcore gangstas for Christ advocate the Christian side hug... to keep onesself pure and away from Satan!!

Choice quotes "Stop and listen... No front hugs and no kissin'" "we be side huggin.. every day and night" "When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit" "Jesus never hugged no body like that"

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I've all of a sudden gained a whole new respect for Eminem and Vanilla Ice. They aren't the whitest guys in rap anymore thanks to this crew
Placebostudman
March 20, 2010 07:15 PM
i'm not sure how down evangelicals would be with any cross-species hugging...probably better than gays hugging, tho come to think of it.
MissingK8
March 20, 2010 07:19 PM