Todays picture is of something that makes you laugh. My friend Joel who just recently moved away :( got me hooked on this web comic. We had planned to act some out and make them into youtube videos, but like most of our plans they never happen. Like the Mormon commercial… Read full post »

I mean really really look at them. You can see the horns if you are looking at the picture just right. You have to squint, and look at it out of the corner of your eye, kind of like one of those 3d poster things that never work when you… Read full post »

I love Hurricans, especially the ones from Pat O'briens in New Orleans, and a couple months ago I saw that you can by the mix for them, just add water and a good dark rum so the package said. I never bought them because I didnt wanna be the only one… Read full post »

I drop my youngest daughter off every other friday to her grandmother. Ild rather leave Kailynne with Renda then with her dad. I trust him about as far as I can throw him. See I hate my ex husband, with a burning itching, little blue pill swallowing, god I wanna run… Read full post »

Its 1pm, on day three, Im half dressed, in the way that means I woke up late and had to drive Sabryn to school so I put on close for a grand total of 10 mins, came home took off the jeans and went back to bed. Only to have the… Read full post »

Yes, it is day 2, and as Aaron sits next to me watching the 3rd or 4th hour straight of NCIS, I am back with a picture that makes me look horrible and shiny. But hey I look better than the devil woman next to me. He seriously doubted that I… Read full post »

Yes, it is day 2, and as Aaron sits next to me watching the 3rd or 4th hour straight of NCIS, I am back with a picture that makes me look horrible and shiny. But hey I look better than the devil woman next to me. He seriously doubted that I… Read full post »

A friend of mine did this on her face book, I tried to keep up with it, but life makes excuses, or we make excuses about life. Either way this is me trying to stay on top of OS, not top ten of course because Ive never once believed I was… Read full post »

There she lay, face down on black satin sheets, long cream colored legs parted slightly like open scissors waiting to cut thru the fabric they rested on. It was only 7am and already the room was hazy and warm, the sun filtering through the curtains in swirling motes giving a surreal… Read full post »

I will be the first to admit that I am a big girl.  Not a tall stunning legs up to you my you know what girl. No no, I am a short, 5 foot nada, and curvy as well I dont know what to compare my curves to. Maybe its bc… Read full post »

Its amazing how a friendship can fall apart so quickly.  How something so trivial and otherwise meaningless could rip apart the foundation of something we take years and years to build. Its also how amazingly simple its become to completely remove someone from your life.

Ive known this girl for… Read full post »

Been a while since Ive enlightened you on my musical stylings.. enjoy

So the good mommy that I am signed Sabryn up for girl scouts again this year. We are Brownies now, and that means new stupid ugly shit brown vests. And new stupid ugly brown patches to iron on

Yea So Ive decided, that If i were alive in the 50s, back… Read full post »

Thats right boys and girls.. I still say frogging

Anyway, so they do this thing at work, its like biggest loser but ummm with out jillian and you only get to work out when you feel like it not 24/7.. that part sucks because seriously.. who really ever wants to… Read full post »

Happy birthday to me. Yesterday.

I dont know why but I always wake up that morning with high hopes, feeling great, expecting the day to be fantastic and I always let myself down.

Work was great, dont get me wrong, no screamer customers, day went really fast. Sat with some people… Read full post »

So obviously, OS has lost its sense of humor.

Im thinking that it got misplaces under all the ads that they stuck on here. OR maybe it was shoved out off the way to make room for the stuffy, boring posts about the news that we all have already read, seen… Read full post »

Nana posted something, and Im sure it was a really long time ago, but I havent been around in a really REALLY long time, so I just read it.  And I would like to say that that particualar face just so happens to look a hell of alot lot more, annoying,… Read full post »

Im sitting here, in this cute lil pink number.. cleavage goddess at the top of her game for sure, wondering why Im on open salon and not out with my friends, its a birthday tradition but Im poor.

Juno is being witty and tactful in the background and im wondering… Read full post »

chaos finds me at all hours of the night.

It doesnt matter if I am at work, in my car, asleep in my room alone in the dark snuggled down under mounds of soft white down comforter. 

chaos finds me.

It knocks on the door and crawls between the sheets… Read full post »