I just want to go hide in my room. Everything is pissing me off right now. stupid car rental comercials showing couples going out on a romantic weekend.  looking around the living room at the chaos that is keeping me from working out bc even though its a lame excuse i… Read full post »

if i were to slit my wrists on some random back road in southern illinois no one would know where i was until i was cold and dead..

I cant seem to do anything right. Im a horrible mother so they tell me.. and how im childish and un greatful..… Read full post »

Hands down.. OMG I want to tie you to my bed and make beautiful babies!! I mean how can you not find this man sexy.. *Swoon*

SO IM SWEATY!

and i dont like it.. i started the biggest loser game tonight.. my sister and i bought it last night.. hopefully the whole family is gonna do it..  I did my work out.. I burned about 50 or so calories in about 30 mins. i know thats not… Read full post »

The ultimate list of toys my girl definetly wont be getting this year..

all items listed below are found in the ToysRUs big book this year.. Im sure there are other things my girls wont be getting but here is a quick list of somethings I know for sure will not… Read full post »

Today was my day off, I did a lil running around.. I slept in, I played some guitar hero and let me tell you that game is addicting and made by the devil!

But today didnt start as wonderfully as yesterday.

My first call yesterday had my laughing so hard that… Read full post »

and he said yes..

Ok so let me explain.. its the guy at work.. the only guy at work in the entire time that i have worked there that i actually find attractive that isnt gay or annoying as all hell. Hes also the guy that I complain about that has… Read full post »

Im sure i shouldnt have spent as much as I did because I had a short check this week. But damn it I needed some new clothes and my sister and I both needed a new bra.  Its amazing how some people waste rediculous amounts of money on things that are… Read full post »

Let me start out by saying i was in a great mood.. I got my phone turn back on this after noon, the only people who have texted or called were my sister to piss me off, my mother to piss me off and the cheerleading coach to cancle practice sat… Read full post »

The first time I realized my family had cursed me with yet another obnoixious quirk I was about 17 years old. I had already come to terms with the fact that my toes are rediculously long. I would take a picture for you but that would me repainting my toes and… Read full post »

Thank you for calling... my name is Barbra Piper, can I please get the number you are calling in refernce too...

thats the way it starts.. I get a name, I get a phone number, I get an issue, I solve it. Not this time.. no this time I get  flash… Read full post »

I feel like hell... seriously.. my head is pounding, my back and shoulders are sore and tense... I dont want to put on make up.. or get halloween cute. I want to go back to my room, read finish reading New Moon, for the third time..

Instead, what will I be… Read full post »

Despite the kids not feeling up to par, and the sinus infection that just wouldnt go away, I managed to go out last night to a concert! It was free so that always makes it better, and I finally got my friend Aaron to actually go out and do something with… Read full post »

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
nothing.. i get in and let the hot water soak in for the first few mins.. helps me wake up

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I only have 2 hoodies.. so my fave, which has baby puke on it.... is black with this cool… Read full post »

So, its my little sisters birthday last sunday.. shes never really got to go out bc shes a stupid ho who got knocked up with her first kid around her 19th bday by some super douch bag who now has like 6 kids by  5 different babies mamas. Yea what can… Read full post »

that says AT&T screwed me over.. lol I tried to fix it.. I mean if that same kind of sign could put Billy Bobs Garage out of buisness a HUGE company like AT&T is just doomed to failure.

Sometime I worry about  the people that call into the call center.. It… Read full post »

I got hit on by married men..

I got hit on my old men..

I think.. and Im not 100 percent sure but I think I had some lil blonde chick stare at my tits, even though she claimed she was looking at my new necklace.

It seems that I have… Read full post »

I dont plug my phone in ever night.. thats the way you are supposed to do it. Last night i should have plugged it in but  just set it on the dvd rack next to my bed and went to sleep after getting like 4 replys to the "if you woke… Read full post »

Mom wins!

Why, bc I dont look like a pompus ass in front of the other parents.

Why, bc I dont scream at the 4 year old to run faster, and to "Get the ball!"

Why, bc mom knows the difference btwn a one way street and a two… Read full post »

alright.. I kid.. you guys could never be quiet.. instead be loud.. throw things... sing along.. its been a while.. who wants to know what im listening to these days?

nana.. put your hand down it was kinda retorical.. i was gonna tell you whether or not you wanted to… Read full post »

Dan;

getting punished for something I didnt do...

As of last night when I got off work at midnight, it said tomorrow *today* that I would be working till midnight again. Just like every other day this week and every other day this month. This afternoon around 1ish I checked my schedule… Read full post »