Mom wins!
Why, bc I dont look like a pompus ass in front of the other parents.
Why, bc I dont scream at the 4 year old to run faster, and to "Get the ball!"
Why, bc mom knows the difference btwn a one way street and a two way street!
Why, bc shes always going to come straight to me when she comes off the field for snack or water breaks!
GO MOM!
Seriously, when a teenage tells him that his kid is cute, not knowing that I am the mom sitting behind her and he tries to act like Im not there, what does he expect me to say or do. Really. Of course shes cute she looks exactly like me and my sister when we were little! So I say, "Of course shes cute she looks just like me, her mom!"
He tries to argue, and say that she has my nose and my eyes and thats it. Which is funny bc when she was born he swore it was his nose and eyes.. WHATEVER! That child is a Piper through and through. She will always be short, she has my baby nose, my eye shape, my round face, its a lil more heart shape than mine but those are my fat cheeks. She looks nothing like him.
Round 1, ME!
Then Later on, after I ranted to my friends via my phone, which Im sure he knew I was complaining to him bc I didnt hide the fact that my phone kept going off.. I should have been giggling silly like I was flirting with a guy.. but Ill do that later LOL
So I start talking to the other moms, who are being nice to me. We are talking about our kids, the swine flu, how there were over 30 kids out last month from the highschool in our town ect ect.. he was being ignored HAHAHA!!
and what did he do, on break after Kai refused to come to him or give him a hug and kiss because she would rather be held by me he took his toys and went home.. kicking his 10 year old soccer sandles that are gross and nasty the whole way to his busted nasty looking car!
round 2, ME!
There really isnt a round three, so... ummmm I guess round three can be that I look better than him, he shows up in nasty sandles, sweat shorts that are 4 sizes to big, and a filty smelly holey grave digger monster truck tee.. and these 1980s wrap around your face sun glasses.
Now I know Im a lil on the chubby side, but my jeans fit.. my tank isnt too tight and my polo looks nice. My make up isnt over the top, and eventhough my hair is kinda purple it looks clean and done.
Oh speaking of hair.. even my brother can put Kailynnes hair up in a pony tail.. I dont know what that mess he call a hair style was on my daughter but Im surprised it didnt rip most of her hair out of her head! Seriously even when my sister does messy buns on Kais hair it looks cute this looked like she had slept in ponys for 3 or 4 days.
UGG! I do worry about that boy sometimes.. but not enough to care.. just enough to wonder if my child is safe when she is with him.. damn inbred red neck..
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In defense of American fathers; they know shit about soccer. To them it's football, just another fight. When we get to know it, soccer is such a subtle artistic sport; being strong means shit in soccer, which annoys the shit out these fathers.
Rated for true observation.
"he shows up in nasty sandles, sweat shorts that are 4 sizes to big, and a filty smelly holey grave digger monster truck tee.. and these 1980s wrap around your face sun glasses."
You're better than that BA, but then I know you already get that.
When I was a single mom and my daughter was very young I read somewhere that any negative thoughts I shared with my daughter about her dad might be interpreted by her as "the part of me that's like my dad is bad," and I tried not to be too critical of him, at least in front of her. At least she has a good mom. :-)
Yeah you!
Mg... Yea we try not to talk bad about him in front of her.. well I did tell her that dad did a horrible job on her hair but she said she didnt like it first so.. that doesnt count LOL
Exactly Brian, YEA! ME!