MAY 1, 2009 3:19PM

Don't climb that fence!

My older son had a baseball game. Amazingly, no one else in the family had anything else to do, so we were all at the baseball field together.

As I have mentioned in my previous posts, my kids have awe-inspiring amounts of energy. My younger son started amusing himself during his… Read full post »

JUNE 4, 2009 2:34PM

Drunk posting.

Is this like drunk dialing? I guess I'll find out as I go along.

I drank my lunch today, in celebration of turning 40. Sigh.

I am in work today, by the way. No worries, though. It's amazing how much blogging looks like working in my profession. And I am perfectly… Read full post »

APRIL 27, 2009 11:35AM

Blonde on the inside.

My wife is a raven-haired, olive-skinned beauty of Sicilian heritage. Last year we had our kitchen remodeled. My wife was often home while the contractor was working. After about the tenth time he tried asking her a question like, “How many lights do you want inset into the ceiling?” andRead full post »

APRIL 27, 2009 1:24PM

Don't trust anyone.

My younger son was not feeling well. Not just "I don' wanna go to school"-itis. Allergies had led to a sinus infection, including a fever.

I had to go to work.

My wife has a part-time job that usually only has her out of the house when the kids… Read full post »

MAY 4, 2009 11:39AM

Ma na ma na

My wife stuttered a little bit while we were discussing our plans for the afternoon, and it reminded me of this classic Muppets skit:

I started singing it to her, but she must not have been as big a fan of the Muppets, because she looked at me like I… Read full post »

MAY 14, 2009 1:15PM

Dirty Haiku Thursday

Pig-pen  

The yard is muddy

So much fun to roll in it

Why can't I come in? Read full post »