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Salon.com

As detailed here and here, She Who Could Not Be Wrong™ attacked Dr. Dach without provocation. 

 She Who Could Not Be Wrong™ libeled a practising doctor three times as a quack.  Of course, as someone who is nolonger licensed and hasn't seen patients in years,  She Who… Read full post »

Recent Development:

Now you need to go monkey finger, thumb, rate, etc Dr. Dach's response:

Debate Call

He is a much better sport than other MDs on OS.

 

*****

Jealous that Dr. Dach's blog is getting some attention around OS, The Doctor Who Could Not Be Wrong™ "challenged"… Read full post »

 

quack
In Doc Tuteur's blog blaming alternative medicine for poisoning some actor, I pimped Doc Dach's blog about the FDA's persecution of cherry growers for claiming cherries have health applications.

 The contents of my pimp comment:

Another Cherry Popped by the FDA

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DECEMBER 22, 2008 9:06AM

the Monkey Finger with Gratuitous Nudity

 

 
For Mishima666 the Community Scold:
 
 
For UK - It's My Dick In a Box:
 

 

monkey bull

 

 

the double monkey finger

 

 

fingers for the community scold

 

 

a manual

 

 

nude holiday

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censored

 

Peter L posted what he thought about Redstocking Grandma.  She complained to the Editors and got his post deleted.

What ever Peter L wrote sure must have been OFFENSIVE.

It was so OFFENSIVE that Redstocking Grandma felt the need to copy the whole thing and post it again… Read full post »

 Luck


Reader's Digest says Umbrellakinesis is correct.  There is a human and therefore controllable component to luck.   This is backed up by a ten year study that found you can make your own luck which is essentially what UK believes. 

The rest of the crap you people tr… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 14, 2008 7:11AM

Bacon with Gratuitous Nudity

  Bacon in the raw

Three recipes this time around.  Each is five ingredients or less and each uses bacon and the drippings.  I throw very little away.  I even use the shells from peeled shrimp to make base for soup.  So using drippings is a no brainer. 

The first is greens which… Read full post »

 

betrayal
...is inevitable.
 
 

 

Obama won't change a damn thing:

1) Iraq/Afghanistan/War on "Terror" continues

2) Patriot Act not repealed

3) FISA not repealed

4) GITMO not closed

5) Rendition continues

6) Torture continues

7) War on Drugs continues

8) Bush/Cheney Indictment ne… Read full post »

 
A trophy for Tresa
Here ya go, Tresa -- a trophy!!!
 
 
The material in quotes below is one comment of two that Tresa deleted just now from his blog about the lady who did not want to give out candy to Obama kids. 
 
OCTOBER 31, 2008 4:45PM

Naked Voting 4 Real

 

Vote

Floridians have it all over Stephanie and MTK.  These guys are actually demanding the right to vote nude.  Of course, the uptight Florida election officials are trying to deny these brave nudists the right to vote with freely swinging chads.  What kill joys.

I expect muc… Read full post »

I read here at OS all the time how you people feel in your heart that Obama is going to save us.  You need to wake the hell up.

What to expect from Obama whether he has a mandate or not:

More war in Afghanistan and

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OCTOBER 24, 2008 2:15PM

The Tramp Stamp All of You Need!

These dedicated supporters put the dude with the Obama Fade to shame:

 

Barf

 This would be an awesome tramp stamp on a chick.

 

The future

The future

 

for kids

Fun for the whole family.  The Mark of the Messiah!

 

Obama?

 Now this is devotion… Read full post »

OCTOBER 24, 2008 2:00PM

Quick! Get thyself to the Barber!

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OCTOBER 24, 2008 9:56AM

Inspirational Obama Posters

 

arugala

 

 

guilt

 

 
 
And to save you the trouble of making it a comment:
 
 
That's racist

 

 

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Not sure if it is really her, but I like vintage nudes:

Not safe for work

 

Oops... try this one.

If you can't link to the photos, I downloaded them and if asked will post them here.

New stuff:  This page has a side by side comparison… Read full post »

 

stretch a dollar

Grannypower has a great post with excellent ideas of how to cut costs: 

Some hints on cutting your household budget.

I grew up poor and my mom could pinch a penny until it squealed for mercy.  I had some suggestions to add to Grannypower's List. Writing a comment to… Read full post »

 

Monday - Look at my kitchen table and my house.  Aren't they special?  Nevermind the Bailout bill.  That is old news.  How about this table?

Tuesday - Feminism is dead because one NOW chapter president in California is voting Republican.  Wow.  I did not think femi… Read full post »

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Sunday: Let's all show off the places we have been through photo essays of increasing boredom.  Never mind the excessive carbon footprint of the flights, Now we'll form a big ratings daisy chain and circle jerk each other's posts! 

Monday: The bailout is good. The bailout is bad. The bailou/
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Editor’s Pick
OCTOBER 7, 2008 11:35PM

3 Easy Gourmet hors d'oeuvres with 3 Ingredients or less

 

party scene

 

You are invited to a party and want to bring something tasty, but have no time for complication.  I offer three unusual, but simple hors d'oeuvres that will be huge hits.  Everyone will praise your genius.  Only you will know how little time they took and how easy… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 29, 2008 11:35AM

Obama is sooo sexy

"The rain pouring down, his jacket off, his white dress-shirt clinging to his body, Barack Obama played to a crowd..."

(cue wah chicka wah wah sound track... )

"'I know some of you got a little damp,' Obama told the audience..."

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Themes of the Day

Wednesday:  Physicians are always right and always have been since the dawn of time.  Don't you realize we are god?  All knowing and Omnipotent.  Even though many treatments and procedures that were considered alternative medicine have been proven valid and are… Read full post »

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Editor’s Pick
SEPTEMBER 23, 2008 1:31PM

FigOrangeOlive ChickenReduction w/PepperPeachWatermelonSalad

 

Yum!

I prefer simple, healthy recipes that don't require much work and are easily adapted if you are short an ingredient or two.

 These two recipes can make you look like a pro without much time and effort and with the addition of a veggie like steamed green beans, you… Read full post »

500NoBailout
 
The below is courtesy of the folks at impeachbush.org.
 
I hope you realize that if Pelosi had had the balls two years ago to do her damn job and impeached Bush and Cheney -- our situation would be ever so much better.