Bellwether Vance

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Bellwether Vance

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FEBRUARY 22, 2011 9:25AM

Fish in a Box

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One thing keeps me from being insufferably smug about all the vegetables and fruits I eat. That one thing is fish.  Other than beer and lying, fish is my only vice. While I can't eat calves, lamb, piglets, chicks or their grown-up counterparts, fish remains something I can't not eat. 

I was adopted into, and later married into, water-loving families of fisherfolk, boat captains, surfers and sailors. Genetically shorebound, I might have been an outsider if not for my love of seafood. I don't care how undesirable or "fishy" others might categorize a particular species, I'll eat it, like it and ask for more. I've become known as something of a pescatarian daredevil, which, since I'm afraid to jump with both feet off the ground, is my only claim to bravery.

Here along the Gulf of Mexico, where fresh fish is available any day of the year, I laughed aloud the day the little wooden boxes of salt cod appeared in the grocery store fish case. Who'd buy that!? I said to myself. (I said the same thing about bottled water and Madonna, so my track record as a prophet isn't good.) Then I met a woman who'd been stationed at Lajes Air Force Base, off the coast of Portugal. She and her children were part of my volunteer program at the animal shelter, and we became friends. She raved about the salt cod (or "bachalau") she'd eaten at Lajes. So, one day I did something I thought I'd never do. I bought fish in a box.

I just thought of another vice. I make up lyrics to songs, then sing them, loudly. This compulsion might strike at any time. For instance, if I'm passing out treats to the dogs I might sing to the tune of The Waitresses' I Know What Boys Like –"I know what dogs like./I know what dogs want./I know what dogs like.../Dogs like.../Dogs like ME!"   It drives my husband crazy, so for Christmas I bought him a redneck ipod.
 
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When I make this dish I sing "This is the fish in a box! Oooooh. Oooh. Oooh." to the tune of Justin Timberlake's Dick in a Box. I can't help myself.

Back to salt cod – Because I had no Portuguese granny to tell me what to do with this very strange ingredient, I read through a few salt cod/bachalau recipes, and then went off in my own direction, borrowing ingredients from other favorite recipes, until I came up with something  I hoped would suit our taste. 

When I put the resulting salt cod and potato casserole on the table, my husband and I stared at it dubiously. There's just something about the idea of salty dried fish that isn't automatically appealing. It's the kind of thing you want to poke at. With a stick.

He said, "So this is the fish in a box? Don't sing it!...It's not the prettiest thing is it?"

I had to agree. It wasn't going to appear on the cover of Food and Wine. We stared at it a little longer, gathering courage. Finally, I said, "I'm going in." I spooned a portion onto each plate, and with a deep breath, I took a bite. We ate in silence for a while, before each of us simultaneously let out a groan of pleasure. "This is so good," he said. "Sooooo good."

It didn't take long for this recipe to become a family favorite. It's the kind of dish that gets better with each bite, and better each day. When my daughter comes home from college she wants the salt cod and potato casserole for dinner and blackberry doobie for dessert.  I made it last week for her birthday and as I pulled the casserole from the oven, I heard something. Someone humming to the tune of Dick in a Box.

I turned to find my husband standing behind me. "You just hummed it!" I said, gleefully. "You did!!" He scowled and denied it. (But he did.)
 
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Salt Cod w/ Potatoes, Leeks and Feta

The salt cod needs to be soaked for 24 hours to re-hydrate it and to remove most of the salt. Rinse the filets under the tap, and then place in a large bowl and cover with water. Refrigerate and change the water several times, giving a good final rinse before you use it.

1 lb of salt cod -- one box 
5 large Yukon gold potatoes, peeled and halved
2 large leeks chopped, white and pale green parts only (washed thoroughly)
2 medium sweet onions, chopped
3/4 cup cream
3 cloves of garlic, minced
8 oz feta cheese
2/3 cup very good olive oil
1/2 tsp (or to taste) red pepper flakes
Large handful of fresh parsley, finely chopped
Large handful of fresh dill, finely chopped (fronds only, the stems are very tough)
kosher or sea salt and lots of fresh black pepper

Simmer the salt cod in hot, barely boiling, water for about 10 minutes, until it flakes easily. Pull the fish out of the water, turn up the heat a bit and put the potatoes in to boil until they are tender. Drain and cool until you can handle them and slice into 1/4 inch rounds. Depending on the size of your potatoes, you may not need all of them. Save the remainder for another use.

Flake the cod into a small bowl and toss with the olive oil, fresh parsley, fresh dill, one clove of garlic, red pepper flakes, salt and pepper to taste. (Taste a bit of the flaked cod to see how salty it is. Go from there when seasoning the rest of the dish with salt. The potatoes will need a hefty dose of salt, so don't underseason, but be mindful of the salt content of the cod itself and the salty taste of feta cheese.)
 
The Cod Mixture 
The Cod Mixture
 
In a large skillet in a little bit of oil, saute the leeks and onions until translucent, then add the garlic and cook them down a little longer until they are very soft. Add the cream. Salt and pepper to taste.
 
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The Leek Mixture
 
To assemble: In a 13x9 inch casserole dish -- oil the dish lightly and cover the bottom with a layer of the sliced potatoes, dot with1/3 of the feta cheese. Spoon on 1/3 of the leek mixture, topped with 1/3 of the cod mixture. Repeat the layers: a layer of potatoes, feta, leek mixture and cod mixture. For the final layer: potatoes, the remaining leek mixture and cod mixture, then dot the top with the remaining feta. Cover with aluminum foil and bake in a 375 oven for about 40 minutes. Take the foil off and bake another 12-15 minutes or until everything is bubbly and the top is slightly browned. If it's not quite brown enough, put it under the broiler for a few minutes, but watch it carefully.
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 

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I tried to embed the Justin Timberlake video. For some reason I can't get it to take. If you're curious and haven't seen it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
You have a great track record with me, Ms Vance. Your recipes that I have tried have been terrific. I am willing to try this but I don't remember seeing salt cod in the grocery stores. I'll look carefully.

:: waves to Mr Vance::
Hilarious. Now that song of Justin Timberlake's will be resonating through my head for the entire day. RRR
Your dish looks fab.
Bachalau is an Italian staple. I cannot smell or stand to look at it. I swear if anyone writes about it I will not read it because I can smell it hahaha
Rated with hugs
youtube.

Okay click on" embed"
then look on the left hand side and there will be 5 small boxes. Click on 'use old embedding feature" . It should go in easily.
They changed it a few weeks a go and told no one.
argh..:)
Bell, check your Open Salon mail. I sent you a possible work-around for that video problem. Let me know if you need any help with that...
It's not pc to laugh at the redneck ipod, but I did. The Bell Show sounds especially hilarious. What are some of your other numbers?
Oh no! How can I ever eat bacalao or brandade de morue again without singing that song? I'm singing it now! Great post and recipe. R
Okay Bell, if you say it's good I'll try it. But only because it's you. -R-
Ooo, gawwwd that looks good. I'm part Norwegian and have enjoyed the Norse version of "fish in a box," called "lutefisk," which is dried cod that would hang from a hook in the ceiling of the country store and had to be soaked overnight in a tub of water and lye to soften it up. The fish was served in a huge bowl, looking like lobster tail meat on steroids, and would be eaten wrapped in "lefse," the Scandinavian equivalent of a tortilla. Mixed in with the fish was mashed potatoes and whatever other vegetable was on the table. An accompanying course - can't remember if it came before or after - was cold cherry soup, which, come to think of it, was probably served as dessert. These feasts were wonderful, but your dish looks even more delicious.

Lying? No!! Tell me it ain't so...except...how could I believe you?
Oh, Bellwether, you're making me so nostalgic! The first baccalau I had was in Newfoundland - it's very common there - and I loved it too. But anything with bluberries to boot. . . you're talking Newfie food, my dear lady. Now I hear all those jigs in my head.
♥R
Belle: One of my mother's most beloved dishes involved salt cod: Fish Cakes ... a Nova Scotian, Maritime tradition. We didn't buy it in the box though. That long piece of salted fish came out a wooden barrel. She went through that rinsing process etc. then added potatoes onion, spices, flour formed them in circles and fried them in the pan. They were absolutely delicious. I'll have to make them now.
(Redneck iPod, ha)
The story was totally intriguing, as always. If only I liked fish, I might try the recipe . . .
this looks good.

my mum used to make salt cod stewed in tomato sauce. It was to die for. it had peas and potatoes in it. onions garlic, the usual.

the bacalla has to be soaked for a day or two, some recipes call for milk - gives it a lovely sweetness and I can't say firms up the fish as it's pretty firm, but does do something.

salt cod also makes KILLER FISH CAKES, which I think is your recipe except with mashed potatoes then rolled in bread crumbs. thank you for your recipe. I love the idea of the feta and the dill. as they say on those tv cooking shows, "takes it to another level". ya!
I love the traditional version of this, which i first had in Masachussetts at a Portugese restaurant. I am very intrigued by the Feta and leek upgrade. I can make it, if I don't tell Sam what's really in it until he decides he likes it. The recipe is promising, but you KNOW that I'll be singing "I know what dogs like" and "Fish in a box" all. day. long..
I can never get those youtube videos to take either. There must be a secret. Glad this was good Looks it. R
brandade is one of those dishes that i ate because someone whose food judgment i trust absolutely said i'd love it - kinda like your hubs and you on the 'going in' - and she was right. you just shouldn't look at it first.

i don't make it, but i guess you might nudge me in that direction with this recipe. but whether i do or not, i now have the earworm of 'dick in a box.' so thanks, bell! ;
I was raised on the beach as a kid and will eat about anything in the sea, but it has to be cooked. Sushi, no way Jose. Cook the stuff!
oh this sounds good Try Indian Mussels in curry...! r.
Bellwether, I've loved you ever since I first read one of your posts. But when I read about you randomly singing adapted songs to your dogs and..er...to fish in a box, and your husband's reaction - well, I'm not at all a fan of fish, but I am as in adoration of youas you are of this salt cod. Even as I type this, I'm still laughing.
This makes me miss the fresh seafood purchased right from the docks in Connecticut. I share your fish obsession and while I don't share your wonderful knack for cooking, this looks too good not to try! Your writing and recipes make me swoon, Bell........:)
Everytime I see your name on the feed, I know I'm going to a party where I will read and laugh, nod my head and laugh some more. You sound as funny in real life as your writing. r
There's a box on the bottom at YouTube when you click "Embed" that says "Use old embed code." Check it and you'll have dick in a box!
:) Smiled the whole time I read this... Love that you're another girl who likes to play with her songs.
Shoot, Bell~ Is there anything you can't do? "I know what dogs like..." You make me laugh at least seven times in one post.~r
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Yet another thing I have meant to do for years and have never gotten around to - attempting to make dry codfish edible. You have me reconsidering this again. Feta and leeks... yes! But where to find the box of fish? You have also reminded me I have to finish reading Mark Kurlansky's book about cod. I do know once upon a time dried cod would have been available in quantity in my village store. Now all they have is canned tuna and suspect "fresh" seafood. I'm not sure it's progress.
I'm not surprised that your friend learned to love salt cod while in Portugal. Portugal, among other southern European countries, were supplied with salt cod by Basque fisherman for centuries. It's quite possible that the Basque discovered the Great Banks before Columbus set sail. Which would mean that the Vikings and the Basque both set foot on North America before ol' Chris and his syphilitic crew (who collectively flunked World Geography and International Relations) and awarded generations of natives an all-expenses-paid trip to Repressive Colonization. Thank you very much. Unlike Justin Timberlake, who, as far as I know, hasn't repressed anyone, but seems to have a good sense of humor about himself. So although I likely will never buy any of his music, I did finally see The Social Network this weekend and enjoyed Justin's performance, so I wish him well with his career.

To "Brown Sugar" by the Stones:
"Ah Salted Cod how come you taste so good
Salted Cod, just like a groundfish should."
Ok, so it doesn't scan perfectly.
My day is made - a post from Bell! I'll have to look for fish in a box here, think it's going to be a longshot in my redneck grocery store. Love the redneck ipod.
as always, love your stories!
Wonderful....definitely trying this one! xox
This is terrific--not many people can take the leap from "fish in a box" to "dick in a box" and make it work! My mother is from Macao, a former Portuguese territory, and she occasionally made bacalao fritters when I was growing up. Your recipe sounds like fun!
My mom used to make me "fish in a box." The fish were called smelts and they were delicious.
R
Fish in a box is total heresy for a gal raised on the Gulf Coast. This dish must be darn good if you're owning up to it!
"I said the same thing about bottled water and Madonna" - you are so funny!
I'm sure it tastes divine, but I think it makes an attractive stucco as well :) Now...I guess I'll go listen to that guy Timberlake. Only for you, Bell.
bacalao!!!
yes, groaning with pleasure indeed

bacalao with root vegetables, avocado and slices of hard egg, drizzled in olive oil
bacalao and eggplant "in sauce"
buñuelos de bacalao
bacalao fritters, goodness, they are the best thing!
bacalao and rice
need I go on?

Salted codfish was one of the most important food staples in my island, it was cheap, it didn't need refrigeration, and it adapted itself well to many recipes. Salted codfish and root vegetables (grown in poor people's gardens) was the one meal a day many, many people had. Perhaps, what saved many from starvation.
You've brought an onslaught of memories. I am thankful.
Congrats on receiving a real EP! I am always on the lookout for new recipes to try when I have some spare time in the galley of the HMS Lauerman. I will be printing this out and adding it to my recipe file to take on board. I never had a dish like this before, but reading the ingredients and cooking technique involved has me thinking the entire crew will enjoy this dish!
Catherine -- I was surprised to see it in our modest grocery. It was hard to see because it wasn't featured. (Thanks for the embed help as well!)

Bea -- I've been singing it all day. It gets into your head.

Linda -- The smell is distinctive, but that's only right out of the box. Once it's soaked it doesn't smell. I know...well, you can't unsmell the other. I hadn't realized the embed thing had changed. Thanks for alerting me.

greenheron -- It was a cheap shot. The biggest redneck I know is my cousin. He's also a pharmacist, with more electronic equipment and computers than I'd know what to do with. It's hard to think of other examples, other than I was with my daughter as she was trying on pants and I started singing, "The pants go marching one by one..Hoorah! Hoorah."

Lisa -- I'll have to look up that second one. Brandade de morue?

Christine -- As foodie as you are...you MUST try it! Or at least some recipe using the salt cod. It was an eye-opening ingredient for me.

Matt -- That is a conundrum! Lying is only the fourth in degree of my one vice. My friend Sue is of Norwegian decent and she has some tales of lutefisk. Not good tales, but she's a picky eater so I don't trust her judgement.

Fusun -- I envy folks who've been eating this all along. I wonder at all the food memories I missed.

Scarlett -- I've seen the recipe for the fish cakes, and I think I'll have to make them now. Fish + potatoes + fried = yummy, in my book. How could that taste anything but awesome?

Owl -- The salt cod is "fishy" by anyone's standards, so it shouldn't be an entry-level fish. But I'm glad you were at least entertained!

Foolish -- In my research I saw some recipes where it was stewed with tomatoes and capers and I want to try those at some point.

Ann -- Oh, I've done that too. And..."I know what Ann likes. I know what Ann wants..."

Sheba -- I eventually figured it out. Catherine has a post on it and it wasn't hard. Or too hard.

Femme -- Earworm! I love it. That's exactly what I get when I hear a melody in my head and add new words.

Kate -- If you don't like fish, start with some mild white fish (like flounder, grouper, snapper or even tilapia). Salt cod is pretty assertive! I dare say you could make this as a potato side dish without the fish altogether, kind of like a scalloped potato.

Scanner -- I adore sushi! Even my dad, who swore up and down he would never eat raw fish, loved it when he had some that was well prepared. (We started him off with the cooked sushi -- a crunchy shrimp roll, and the like.)

Jonathan -- We loooooove mussels in curry. And mussels are pretty cheap too.

Alysa -- Awww. I so appreciate your kind words. I'm glad I made you laugh.

Susan -- Folks who haven't had easy access to fresh fish don't know what they are missing. Even if it's too expensive sometimes! I went to buy snapper last week and it was $17 a pound. I thawed out some flounder instead.

hugs -- Thanks so much! Your encouragement means a lot.

Paul -- With your help and that of others, I did it! I never would have figured it out on my own. And I needed that dick in a box in worst way!

Chole -- If you have any other suggestions as to songs, I'd love to hear them. I'm always on the lookout!

Joan -- There's plenty I can't do. Sadly. But I don't write about THOSE THINGS. I've been singing the dog song all day and my dogs keep circling, thinking they're going to get treats. Poor guys.
Art -- I'm going to borrow "old ass's rage-bitch's." Don't know when the opportunity will present itself, but I'll be ready...

Mumble -- I read that book! It is...dry and salty, but very informative. As part of our Dirty Santa gift exchange I packaged a copy of that book and a box of salt cod. It caused a lot of conversation!

Stim -- I love it!! It fits..."Ah salted cod, how come you taste so good!"

Lucy -- I never thought I'd see it HERE, of all places, but one day...there it was. I've been looking online and it's actually quite a bit cheaper online, and it's not like it's going to spoil! I want to try some other recipes. Even though fish is plentiful here, it can be expensive when fresh, so I like having "back up" fish.

Maria -- Thanks for reading! I'm glad you enjoyed the post.

Robin -- Thanks for stopping by Robin!

Felicia -- I've been reading about those fritters. I'm amazed at how many OSers have pleasant memories of them. They're so exotic to me and yet they must be ubiquitous in other ares of the country (and the world). Makes me feel very provincial!

littlewillie -- I love smelts! Here they come fresh (or frozen) and they look like bait.

Franish -- I'd not something I'd admit to down at the docks. It is amazingly good, however. And unlike with fresh fish, you can't really overcook it! I think people sometimes avoid experimenting with fish because it costs so much and because the time between perfectly cooked and overdone is about thirty seconds! That's intimidating.

Dirndl -- I was soooooo surprised when bottled water (and Madonna) took off. NO ONE around here used to drink water. We drank iced tea (mostly). I scoffed. I don't trust my own instincts anymore. I'm not a Timberlake music fan, but he's definitely got a good sense of humor. That SNL digital short is one of my favorites.

Vanessa -- Salt cod in Puerto Rico? I don't know why I never thought of that. Portugal gets the most press. Any recipe that requires avocado and boiled eggs is a winner in my book.

Larry -- It's REAL that EP? I hope you do enjoy the recipe. If you do some googling, you'll see the traditional recipes it's based upon -- bachalau a gomes de sa. You might come up with other variations. I think it would be hard to mess up unless you didn't add enough moisture for the potatoes (dry potatoes...yuck) or enough seasonings. I borrowed the dill and feta from a baked shrimp and orzo dish we love. Fresh dill is a must
Having just been to Portugal, I'd say you nailed this! Obrigada!
How do you even know a song called "Dick in a box?" And the ensuing images that are now embedded in my brain....
I've been living on the Gulf for a month and a half now and we've been living on shrimp, red fish, grouper, oysters. And mexican food. rated.
Bacalao was a favorite of my Cuban/Spanish in-laws. Unfortunately they never came up with a recipe suitable for consumption. Call me picky. They also used the expression 'cortar el bacalao', which referred to the old man when he thought he was running the show - in his mind he was 'the boss', although we all knew it was his quiet wife, making faces in the background. (probably b/c she'd tasted the bacalao!)
ha!!! yes! (from another life-is-too-short-to-give-up-fish-or-goat-cheese vegetarian)
p.s. I hope you are appropriately appreciated for being a bad ass in your family.
Linda -- We had fun today, singing dog songs at the dog park. When I tell others about the dog song...turns out, they all have dogs songs of their own!

Mypsyche -- That's so good to know. I was shooting in the dark with this, and I know it's not authentic but it IS really really good. Portugal is one of the places I hope I can visit one day.

Deb -- Once you know about dick in a box, you can't unknow it! There's a lot of seafood here to love! (I thought you were in Colorado??)

Gabby -- I'm sure the salt cad can taste really bad. It has that aura about it (the initial smell, for one thing). I'm glad I never had a bad experience with it and that I got to taste it as a "good thing" from the beginning. It only takes one bad experience, in many cases, to turn you away from a food forever.

Gabby -- Goat cheese!? From my cold dead hands....
I had never heard of this song....now I have to turn some others on to it. The cod....maybe so.
Oh my the things of our past with salt cod. Love that dish. cannot wait to try it when I get home.
Ok, I'm in. But where the heck do I find cod in a box? btw...I have the same, annoying habit of singing made up songs but I'm not nearly as clever as you are.
Now I have TWO salt cod recipes!!! Thank you.
I'm really hesitantto show my husband the video (but I probably will because I love it) because I know what I'll be getting for Christmas!!
Buffy -- The song is an instant hit. Salt cot is an acquired taste!

Algis -- I hope you'll post about other things to do with the salt cod. I'm hooked. Seriously.

McKenna -- I can find it in our local grocery store (Publix) but you can order it online cheaper, and it keeps for a long time. That still seems weird to me. Deeeeeelicious but weird.

Chrissie -- What's your other recipe? You must tell. I get that same "gift" every holiday and anniversary. I'm always happy with my gift; the tough part is pretending to be surprised.
As soon as I get the permission of the lady who gave me the recipe, I'll post it. It's one of those recipes where it's a handful of this a squeeze or three of that.
Oh, and I showed my husband the video. I heard him mumbling something about getting a big roll of wrapping paper and a need for a LARGE box!!!
Never mind the salted fish in a box (give me my catfish out of the creek) I just loved reading this story! Belle your word pictures are always just soooo cool!

Rated for written eye candy.