Bellwether Vance
Hounds to the Left of me/Jokers to the Right
Bellwether Vance
- Location
- bellwethervance@gmail.com,
- Birthday
- December 31
- Bio
- You'd like me. People like me.
MY RECENT POSTS
- All Will be Made Clear
May 25, 2012 08:46AM - Saddle Up, Cowgirls
May 01, 2012 06:29AM - If the Creek Don't Rise
April 10, 2012 09:06AM - The Anger Games
March 21, 2012 08:45AM - Sweet Surrender
February 28, 2012 08:47AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “We are all striving for
the best for ourselves, our
families
and our children.
No…”
9:14PM - “Happy Birthday Bob! I
wish I could compose a musical
number
worthy of my
esteem.…”
8:57PM - “I saw this as a comic
book -- in pictures --a small
girl with
superhero dreams,
a…”
8:31PM - “He does look like Johnny
Depp. I can't do better. Mine
would
look like Keith
Rich…”
8:12PM - “Lordy! I'm askeered, and
awed by your drawing ability.
Or is
that arrgghed by
you…”
8:06PM
Bellwether Vance's Links
- Posts
- The First Day of My Life, An Obit
- Southern Happy Food, A Recipe
- A Raccoon Tale
- (Really) Personal Banking
- Once Upon an Irish Soda Bread Scone
- The Good Scissors
- Sweet Dreams, Great Teacher
- The South's Last Shotgun Wedding
- The Butterbean Women, A Recipe
- Boat and Goat Farms
- Where should I hang this painting?
- What in the hell is Edwin McCain singing about?
- Fiction Friday: Hammered
- Oysters, A Love Story and a Recipe
- Loveless is a Place
- Into the Bear's Mouth
- My Sundae with Jesus
- Ode to Loretta Lynn (with Dogs)
- Good Night Lexapro, Good Morning OS
- Pudding: In Which Baby Alive is a Vessel
- Goody Two Shoes
- Stew for an Eskimo Wet T-Shirt Contest
- On Giving My Boss Ass Shots
- A Sublime Accident
- How Floridians Handle a Cold Snap
- Your Christmas Puppy
- I Slept with Tiger Woods
9:14PM
“We are all striving for the best for ourselves, our families and our children. None of is is "other." And speaking of visa issues, China isn…”
About: This is a test, Updated
“We are all striving for the best for ourselves, our families and our children. None of is is "other." And speaking of visa issues, China isn…”
About: This is a test, Updated
8:57PM
“Happy Birthday Bob! I wish I could compose a musical number worthy of my esteem. Alas.”
About: Before the Day is Out ... Happy Birthday Bob!
“Happy Birthday Bob! I wish I could compose a musical number worthy of my esteem. Alas.”
About: Before the Day is Out ... Happy Birthday Bob!
8:31PM
“I saw this as a comic book -- in pictures --a small girl with superhero dreams, and her sidekick, Johnny the Cat.”
About: Buses, Bullies, Brothers & Blades
“I saw this as a comic book -- in pictures --a small girl with superhero dreams, and her sidekick, Johnny the Cat.”
About: Buses, Bullies, Brothers & Blades
8:12PM
“He does look like Johnny Depp. I can't do better. Mine would look like Keith Richards, drawn by Keith Richards, on a bender. I can sing...”
About: ARGGG- Greenheron's challenge
“He does look like Johnny Depp. I can't do better. Mine would look like Keith Richards, drawn by Keith Richards, on a bender. I can sing...”
About: ARGGG- Greenheron's challenge
8:06PM
“Lordy! I'm askeered, and awed by your drawing ability. Or is that arrgghed by your drawing ability?”
About: Greenheron's Gauntlet
“Lordy! I'm askeered, and awed by your drawing ability. Or is that arrgghed by your drawing ability?”
About: Greenheron's Gauntlet
8:01PM
“Made me laugh. For food writers it's a conundrum. We have great recipes we want to share, but how do you do that without being boring or, worse, "…”
About: Please Don't Write About What You Made for Dinner
“Made me laugh. For food writers it's a conundrum. We have great recipes we want to share, but how do you do that without being boring or, worse, "…”
About: Please Don't Write About What You Made for Dinner
7:45PM
“Stim -- Come sit beside me. We'll sip and stare together. Midwest -- We're a smaller country than we think we are. There's a lot of crosstalk between th…”
About: All Will be Made Clear
“Stim -- Come sit beside me. We'll sip and stare together. Midwest -- We're a smaller country than we think we are. There's a lot of crosstalk between th…”
About: All Will be Made Clear
7:16PM
“Tom -- Manners were big in our house, and they couldn't, for long, disguise dysfunction. I hope one day I'll develop a voice as strong and distinctive…”
About: All Will be Made Clear
“Tom -- Manners were big in our house, and they couldn't, for long, disguise dysfunction. I hope one day I'll develop a voice as strong and distinctive…”
About: All Will be Made Clear
6:51PM
“Matt -- You're so sweet. Lunchlady -- I'm glad the story pulled you in. That's what I hoped it would do. Brunhilde -- I'm pretty sure it's "hounds&…”
About: All Will be Made Clear
“Matt -- You're so sweet. Lunchlady -- I'm glad the story pulled you in. That's what I hoped it would do. Brunhilde -- I'm pretty sure it's "hounds&…”
About: All Will be Made Clear
6:21PM
“Great, practical advice. I've watched my children and their young adult friends dial down their expectations. They don't expect to achieve better than…”
About: Graduation Advice from an Average Person
“Great, practical advice. I've watched my children and their young adult friends dial down their expectations. They don't expect to achieve better than…”
About: Graduation Advice from an Average Person
6:03PM
“I meant to add that your post reminds of Ryan Adams' "Houses on the Hill." That song always make me cry. http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=wjAXk…”
About: In Memory of a Soldier I Never Knew
“I meant to add that your post reminds of Ryan Adams' "Houses on the Hill." That song always make me cry. http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=wjAXk…”
About: In Memory of a Soldier I Never Knew
6:01PM
“I like your post this time...but I won't like summer this time, anymore than I liked it last time. I'm past the point of talking myself into being happ…”
About: Summer: A Preview
“I like your post this time...but I won't like summer this time, anymore than I liked it last time. I'm past the point of talking myself into being happ…”
About: Summer: A Preview
5:40PM
“It's poignant that people who never knew him, are connected to him in this way. I know you're so glad that your mother saved those letters. He deserves…”
About: In Memory of a Soldier I Never Knew
“It's poignant that people who never knew him, are connected to him in this way. I know you're so glad that your mother saved those letters. He deserves…”
About: In Memory of a Soldier I Never Knew
5:27PM
“Haaaa! You are such a kindhearted man. I would have called him Captain Somethingprofane. (Or really, he's Captain Sellout. Both he and John McCain sold…”
About: Pirate Call
“Haaaa! You are such a kindhearted man. I would have called him Captain Somethingprofane. (Or really, he's Captain Sellout. Both he and John McCain sold…”
About: Pirate Call
5:20PM
“I had always supposed Burning Man and other freestyle, artsy festivals would be relatively free from racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. -- but now that y…”
About: Being Black at Burning Man
“I had always supposed Burning Man and other freestyle, artsy festivals would be relatively free from racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. -- but now that y…”
About: Being Black at Burning Man
5:10PM
“Twenty-one is too young, though I don't know how I'd place a cut-off age for being too young to die in a war. I just look at that baby face and feel th…”
About: Memorial Day, Jaws and the U.S.S. Indianapolis
“Twenty-one is too young, though I don't know how I'd place a cut-off age for being too young to die in a war. I just look at that baby face and feel th…”
About: Memorial Day, Jaws and the U.S.S. Indianapolis
4:57PM
“I admit to being a little squeamish about cooking lobster. Luckily they aren't native seafood here, so I haven't actually had to cook them, and I've on…”
About: Lobster Tales
“I admit to being a little squeamish about cooking lobster. Luckily they aren't native seafood here, so I haven't actually had to cook them, and I've on…”
About: Lobster Tales
4:47PM
“Your menu looks spectacular and it also looks as if everyone had a marvelous time. I probably would have buried the lede in that instance too -- Cook a…”
About: Burying the Lede
“Your menu looks spectacular and it also looks as if everyone had a marvelous time. I probably would have buried the lede in that instance too -- Cook a…”
About: Burying the Lede
4:37PM
“Boy do these fears sound familiar. It's hard to maintain belief in our abilities when they aren't rewarded monetarily. I also never intended to be &quo…”
About: Beat
“Boy do these fears sound familiar. It's hard to maintain belief in our abilities when they aren't rewarded monetarily. I also never intended to be &quo…”
About: Beat
10:04AM
“It has to be okay, because we don't get a say in what happens, only in what we believe. But your okay is poetic and beautiful, far from the cavalier ve…”
About: pill hell
“It has to be okay, because we don't get a say in what happens, only in what we believe. But your okay is poetic and beautiful, far from the cavalier ve…”
About: pill hell
May 25, 2012 09:39AM
“I think the "choice" narrative is helpful only in the sense that it pushes those who are focused on placing blame to think of homosexuality a…”
About: What If Sexual-Orientation Is a Choice?
“I think the "choice" narrative is helpful only in the sense that it pushes those who are focused on placing blame to think of homosexuality a…”
About: What If Sexual-Orientation Is a Choice?
May 25, 2012 09:26AM
“You can never go wrong with a sexy pirate. Great job!”
About: general femme a la crayon - heron's drawing call
“You can never go wrong with a sexy pirate. Great job!”
About: general femme a la crayon - heron's drawing call
May 25, 2012 09:18AM
“Best birthday card EVER! Happy Birthday Sharon!”
About: Dirndl Skirt, this is your life!!
“Best birthday card EVER! Happy Birthday Sharon!”
About: Dirndl Skirt, this is your life!!
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