Bellwether Vance
Hounds to the Left of me/Jokers to the Right
Bellwether Vance
- Location
- bellwethervance@gmail.com,
- Birthday
- December 31
- Bio
- You'd like me. People like me.
MY RECENT POSTS
- All Will be Made Clear
May 25, 2012 08:46AM - Saddle Up, Cowgirls
May 01, 2012 06:29AM - If the Creek Don't Rise
April 10, 2012 09:06AM - The Anger Games
March 21, 2012 08:45AM - Sweet Surrender
February 28, 2012 08:47AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “We are all striving for
the best for ourselves, our
families
and our children.
No…”
9:14PM - “Happy Birthday Bob! I
wish I could compose a musical
number
worthy of my
esteem.…”
8:57PM - “I saw this as a comic
book -- in pictures --a small
girl with
superhero dreams,
a…”
8:31PM - “He does look like Johnny
Depp. I can't do better. Mine
would
look like Keith
Rich…”
8:12PM - “Lordy! I'm askeered, and
awed by your drawing ability.
Or is
that arrgghed by
you…”
8:06PM
Bellwether Vance's Links
- Posts
- The First Day of My Life, An Obit
- Southern Happy Food, A Recipe
- A Raccoon Tale
- (Really) Personal Banking
- Once Upon an Irish Soda Bread Scone
- The Good Scissors
- Sweet Dreams, Great Teacher
- The South's Last Shotgun Wedding
- The Butterbean Women, A Recipe
- Boat and Goat Farms
- Where should I hang this painting?
- What in the hell is Edwin McCain singing about?
- Fiction Friday: Hammered
- Oysters, A Love Story and a Recipe
- Loveless is a Place
- Into the Bear's Mouth
- My Sundae with Jesus
- Ode to Loretta Lynn (with Dogs)
- Good Night Lexapro, Good Morning OS
- Pudding: In Which Baby Alive is a Vessel
- Goody Two Shoes
- Stew for an Eskimo Wet T-Shirt Contest
- On Giving My Boss Ass Shots
- A Sublime Accident
- How Floridians Handle a Cold Snap
- Your Christmas Puppy
- I Slept with Tiger Woods
- Editor’s Pick
- 3377 Views
- 105 Comments
The South's Last Shotgun Wedding
MARCH 4, 2010 11:38AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 3316 Views
- 0 Comments
Years Without Cake
APRIL 28, 2011 9:20AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3766 Views
- 72 Comments
On Giving My Boss Ass Shots
JANUARY 13, 2010 10:21AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 2210 Views
- 93 Comments
Sex and Chicken Bones
OCTOBER 13, 2010 9:02AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4550 Views
- 77 Comments
The Teen's Speech
MARCH 4, 2011 9:22AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 2028 Views
- 84 Comments
When the Moon Hits Your Eye
FEBRUARY 8, 2011 8:43AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 2717 Views
- 73 Comments
My Mother's Body
SEPTEMBER 16, 2010 8:53AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1902 Views
- 68 Comments
The Anger Games
MARCH 21, 2012 8:49AM EDT
- 3092 Views
- 64 Comments
On Giving My Boss Ass Shots, Part Two
JUNE 4, 2010 9:07AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2253 Views
- 74 Comments
Feet, Say, Shrug
AUGUST 11, 2010 4:14PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1678 Views
- 65 Comments
Down Under the Rainbow
FEBRUARY 10, 2012 8:28AM EST
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- 3211 Views
- 73 Comments
I am a Cutter
NOVEMBER 7, 2011 8:43AM EST
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- 5244 Views
- 78 Comments
Sweet Surrender
FEBRUARY 28, 2012 8:50AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 2550 Views
- 66 Comments
A Raccoon Tale
APRIL 2, 2010 9:49AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2002 Views
- 66 Comments
Red Dirt Boy
APRIL 5, 2011 8:07AM EDT
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- 2580 Views
- 60 Comments
The Russian Girls
JULY 16, 2010 8:28AM EDT
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- 2054 Views
- 61 Comments
(Really) Personal Banking
MARCH 24, 2010 10:51AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2108 Views
- 85 Comments
Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em
OCTOBER 19, 2010 8:40AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1350 Views
- 75 Comments
I'm Walkin' Here!
NOVEMBER 30, 2010 8:44AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 1846 Views
- 62 Comments
If the Creek Don't Rise
APRIL 10, 2012 9:09AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2963 Views
- 69 Comments
How to Ruin a Hobby
SEPTEMBER 1, 2010 10:03AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2896 Views
- 58 Comments
A Necklace of Birds
JUNE 22, 2011 9:45AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1723 Views
- 69 Comments
Sick Day
APRIL 29, 2010 9:11AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2234 Views
- 63 Comments
What a Quarter Will Buy
SEPTEMBER 23, 2011 8:45AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1772 Views
- 50 Comments
Daydreams Du Jour
OCTOBER 11, 2011 9:21AM EDT
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