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Ben Gleib

Ben Gleib
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Los Angeles, California, USA
Birthday
June 18
Bio
I am a standup comedian, writer, actor, & human. I perform all over, including different places. I am a regular on Chelsea Lately on E! and on KPCC, (LA's NPR.) I had a TV show on NBC called "The Real Wedding Crashers" that was seen by less people than I would have hoped for, and can occasionally still be seen on The Style Network. I have also performed on CBS' The Late Late Show, and on NBC's Last Comic Standing, which I did not win. Thank you for reading my bio. I hope it was somewhat pleasant.

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Salon.com
FEBRUARY 3, 2009 7:43AM

I Have a Vision

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In the spirit of positive thinking and visualizing your goals, and the effect that I believe (read "I hope") they have on the outcomes I desire, I created a vision board.  One week ago today.  Using pictures, cutouts from magazines, and a good old fashioned glue stick.

So far, nothing.  

But if things on that board start coming true, well that would be very lovely.

I will of course then quickly make another board with very outlandish goals. Because when you find something that works you've gotta overdo it.

If this occurs, and you happen to pass me on the street while you are carrying nice things, don't stick around long enough for me to take your photo.

Because my glue stick is always ready. 

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words, comedy, vision, existential, belief and religion, quantum physics

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Okay vision border... you have to go and read this now...

http://open.salon.com/content.php?cid=98634
Juliet Waters
February 03, 2009 08:02 AM