benjamin_the_donkey
- Location
- Middle East
- Birthday
- September 23
- Bio
- "Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey."
MY RECENT POSTS
- Equality at Last!
December 27, 2010 10:46AM - Alas, Oman
March 29, 2011 12:07AM - One Reason Why the Middle East
Isn't China
February 25, 2011 01:00AM - One Day, All this Will be
Nothing but Memory
November 16, 2009 10:48PM - A Men's Room Story with no
Republicans Involved
November 15, 2009 09:30PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “How can you live with
yourself?”
July 06, 2011 04:16AM - “I wouldn't want a
potential employer to review
my blog any
more than I'd want
him…”
July 06, 2011 04:04AM - “Whew.... That was a
read.”
April 21, 2011 04:56PM - “Ponderable lines,
adorable kid.”
April 18, 2011 11:21PM - “This sounds familiar to
me. Thanks.”
April 18, 2011 11:17PM
Benjamin_the_donkey's Links
Equality at Last!
This July 4th, despite the discoraging news at home and from abroad, despite a failing economy and the triumph of shameless, naked greed, despite three wars and and more on the way, despite our land's seeming irreversible slide into oligarchic oppression, we have one bit of good news worthy of… Read full post »
Alas, Oman
Even the normally placid Sultanate of Oman has been caught up in the Arab world's recent wave of protest and rebellion. Though the protests have been largely peaceful and the police have generally taken a hands-off approach, there was some violence in the industrial city of Sohar, with at least one… Read full post »
One Reason Why the Middle East Isn't China
I've been away for many months now, mainly for personal reasons. I'm back.
In response to the regime-toppling protests in Egypt, China's government recently banned internet seaches of the county's name. No more reseach on the pharaohs or the pyramids, kids! Presumably Bahrain, where protesters have s… Read full post »
One Day, All this Will be Nothing but Memory
My sons sitting in a sunlit window, a few days before I write these words, the first really cool day of the year. A half-eaten banana in the older boy's hand, the little one looking up at his brother with--what? A new expression, maybe a new feeling? One not quite like… Read full post »
A Men's Room Story with no Republicans Involved
A couple of weeks ago, while walking with my 6-month-old son, my peanut-sized bladder made its needs known. Fortunately, I was passing a local park, and Taipei provides excellent toilet facilities in such places.
It was the usual setup--a few toilet stalls, a bank of uninals. I parked Julian's… Read full post »
Notable Nights on Planet Earth: David Rants in Tokyo
To my 5 or 6 readers: This series is moving beyond New York, so I've changed the title. Same thrilling story.
In Tokyo, I sometimes drank at a nameless wokingman's pub in Ikejiri-Ohashi, not far from my apartment. The barmainds were friendly and spoke some English, and they'd send out for… Read full post »
Why we Invaded Iraq, not Saudi Arabia or Pakistan
Working at Yale University in the '60s and '70s, neuropsycholgist Jose Delgado did pioneering work in mapping brain function. In his best-known experiments, he instilled aggressive behavior in cats by using electrodes to stimulate the thalamus. Delgado found that these animals could be ma… Read full post »
Notable Nights in New York, part 3: Miko
The phone call from Miko was a surprise. I hadn't heard from her in months, and now she was on her way to New York. "I'll see you at the Washington Square arch on Tuesday at noon," she said. "I've missed you, RG." (I'd almost forgotten about that nickname....)
When I… Read full post »
Future Continuous: 1st installment of a work in progress
Ever now an then one a them oldies still go off talkin bout things when theys kids an how good usta be, lotsa food an cars runnin an peoples all safe an nobody scared an shit. Then theys always cryin an boohoohooin an askin why why till sombody kick em in… Read full post »
Notable Nights in New York, part 2: Flora
Flora was tall, with curly red-blonde hair, and deadly smart. She always wore either extremely short skirts or extremely low-cut tops, but never both together. This, she once explained to me, was the rule: show them what you've got, but leave them wanting more. She had marvelously big, springy, pendu… Read full post »
Uninsured Alien Seeks Health Care: One Anecdote
In the context of the furor over U.S. health care and the danger of extending coverage to illegal aliens, I thought I'd share my recent experience with the health care sytem in Taiwan.
I came down with a case of the flu--not awful, but unpleasant: sore throat, sneezing, minor ear infe… Read full post »
Right-Wing Radio Host Arrested--What Next?
Internet radio host Hal Turner, variously described as a right-wing shock jock, a white supremacist and a neo-nazi, has been arrested for threats against three federal judges. The judges, Frank Easterbrook, Richard Posner and William Bauer, had upheld a handgun ban in Chicago.
In a June 2 blog postin… Read full post »
The Masks we Wear on OS
I've been thinking about the way certain writers on OS build and maintain a following, and it seems a bit different friom how it happens in the wider world of writing and publishing. In that world, there are some writers known mainly for one thing-- think of Stephen King or John… Read full post »
Ego, Writing & the Strange, Sad Case of William McGonagall
A long time ago, I knew a liberal arts college undergraduate, a would-be writer, who often and loudly claimed that he had more talent and knowledge than any of of the faculty members, and didn't have a thing to learn from any of them. He didn't have any reply when asked,… Read full post »
I'd moved uptown, but my favorite places and people were still in the East Village and Lower East side. This was before gentrification, or at least before the mad, unstoppable rush of it. Alphabet city was still dodgy--used syringes on the stoops, used condoms on the basement steps. 1st and 2nd… Read full post »
I am the Scary Sex Wolf
I live in Taiwan. As places go, you can do far worse. That thought keeps returning as I see armed thugs greeting the President of the United States, and overtly racist right-wing hecklers disrupting town hall meetings, I have to be thankful that, as a white man in Asia, I'm not… Read full post »
Fish Cheer in Athens
My family and I were in Athens last December, a short vacation in Greece on my wife and son's way back to Taipei. I had work to finish, so I'd have to go back to Albania for another two months before I could follow. Our plan was to be based in… Read full post »
What Makes me a Southerner?
As some of you may have noticed from my previous post, my comments about the South aren't always kind. But the South, for better or worse, was the soil in which I grew into the peculiar, prickly specimen I am today. Transplanted or not, it's what I am and will remain.… Read full post »
The South and its Discontents
There's been an argument raging about the South. Liberals, we're told, shouldn't demonize or condescend to Southerners. The South they imagine, the South of lynchings, Jim Crow, "separate but equal" and the KKK, isn't the South of today. And besides, even the South of yesterday wasn… Read full post »
Into the Big White
My wife has decided that she wants to lose her prefix. The prefix is "house-".
I don't blame her. After two years of struggling with (or against) two babies, she deserves a change. The trouble is, full-time employment would mean turning over most of her paycheck to whoever is hired… Read full post »
Threats of Buggery in the City of Light
In Paris, it was the coldest January in decades. The icy streets were deserted; tourists were sparse, even in the Louvre.The exception was the gaggles of Japanese women, taking voracious advantage of the fact that their mid-winter holiday coincided with the French big winter sale week.
My the… Read full post »
Lickspittle Nation: the Case of Dr. Gates
I've lived in several countries, and spent time in quite a few more, and nowhere have I seen so much deference--often shading into outright fear-- accorded the police as in the U.S. Nowhere else have I seen so much arrogance on the part of the police themselves. The recent arrest of… Read full post »
Waiting for our own Munich in Taiwan
This article was originally published, in an earlier version, in the June 2, 2008 issue of the Taipei Times
To say that I worry about the growing ties between Taiwan's new KMT government and China is an understatement. I'm a U.S. citizen, but my home and family are here. I… Read full post »
A Zombie by any other Name
Though I've lived in Taiwan, off and on, for about five years, I'm ashamed to say that my command of the language is atrocious. This isn't because I'm a dolt; I know I'd be conversing smoothly in French or Italian if fate had placed me in one of those countries.… Read full post »
Kids Fall Down All the Time
I was shopping with my son a few days ago. It was a Saturday, and the aisles at Carrefour were full of the full range--the careful elderly, goofball university students, young couples with strollers, the stolidly middle-aged. Nicholas, being the cute and gregarious kid he is, was eliciting smil… Read full post »
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