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Salon.com
OCTOBER 27, 2009 12:45AM

Why we Invaded Iraq, not Saudi Arabia or Pakistan

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Working at Yale University in the '60s and '70s, neuropsycholgist Jose Delgado did pioneering work in mapping brain function. In his best-known experiments, he instilled aggressive behavior in cats by using electrodes to stimulate the thalamus.  Delgado found that these  animals could be made, at the push of a button, to launch a savage, uprovoked  attack on a companion, regardless of size, status, or a previously friendly relationship.

If exposed to a group of cats, however, the artificially enraged feline would choose its target carefully, attacking only smaller or subordinate animals,  carefully avoiding more formidable opponents.

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It's amazing what some electrodes hooked up to a mammal's thalamus can tell us. And who'd have thought it would make a difference to the feline in question whether it was attacking an individual or a member of a group? I'm guessing similar inclinations determine wolf behavior when they're stalking a herd; they always choose the weakest and most vulnerable prey in those circumstances. Also, I wonder if we stimulated Dick Cheney and put him in a room with Kim Jong Il, Nikolas Sarkozy, and Barack Obama, which one would he go for?
Which is proof positive that cats are not only scientists, but evil creatures controlling our behavior. Well put, good man!

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Nanatehay-- That was the surprising discovery: rage could be artificially instilled, but, even with no motive, it wasn't blind rage--powers of rational discrimination remained intact, even if the attack itself was completely irrational.

As for your hypothetical, Cheney would go for Kim; he's the only one who's older and sicker.
This doesn't surprise me. School bullies chose to beat me up, when I was a kid, because I was the smallest in the class. I hadn't done anything to make them bullies. Same general principal...
Andy-- That's disturbing , if true. You should post on this topic.

Eva-- I was a small kid too; bullies started to live me alone after I got to be known as "that psycho little kid."
Already did, bro. Way back a few weeks ago. Anyhoo, good stuff here.
Maybe we should have invaded Liechtenstein. Don't forget -- Iraq had WMD and they were pretty scary.
Actually, I thought we should invade Jamaica. Put the troops on pina colada duty.... maybe stop the export of reggae. I think it would do wonders for morale.

Seriously, this was a fascinating article.
I knew Bush's thalamus was at the bottom of this.
Andy-- I'll have to check that out.

John-- Ah, yes, the WMDs. What are terror for our troops those were!

Ren-- Reggae doesn't worry me so much. But I'd be behind re-occupying Japan to end the global Hello Kitty threat.

Steve-- Bush's thalamus isn't so impressive. Don't let the flight suit photos fool you.
No one has commented on the excellent reason for invading Iraq--geopolitically, it is the perfect place to attack every other country from in the Middle East--and some points of concern more north. Kind of makes me shudder--I mean, wonder...
I have to say this. Your face avatar is the most intense thing I've ever witnessed. It keeps drawing me back! I mean, there you were over on nana's site and "boom" there it was. Good call on your avatar choice.
Caroline-- Thanks! (Big day for me; I've never been called solid before!)

scoubidou-- Shuddering is the most appropriate response.

Andy-- Thanks. It's a self-portrait.
That's awesome. You are now given 10,000 cool points for having the most intense face, ever. I swear to Bast that if you ever ordered me to march into a horde of attacking bug aliens, I'd say "Roger that!"
scoubidou is correct about Iraq being an excellent base of operations. We'll never leave. Just like we have never left Japan, Germany, North Korea or any of the other 174 countries we have troops stationed in. Only the Vietnamese removed our toeholds.

As far as the cat thing goes, just because you're pissed doesn't mean you're stupid.