(Here's the original: http://www.riceplate.com/rap/rap.php) 

Let's call this "Grrrltalk," shall we? 

ASD (Addicted to Self Denial) -- refers to a woman who's always on a diet
 
Bitch-o-Rama -- a group of women gossiping about other women

Bustin the Girls -- taking off one's bra at the end of the day

Cramp Killa -- high quality chocolate

Cupcake Crushin -- feeling guilty because you just ate a high-calorie snack

DNT (Don't Need no Testosterone) -- a single woman who's not looking for a man

Fakin 'n' Flakin --pretending to be someone's friend just to get something from them

Hamsta -- a man who thinks he can have sex with a woman just because he bought her dinner

Havin a Kool-Aid Hangova -- feeling sad because women in advertisements are all better looking than you

Junk Junkie or JJ -- a woman who shops to fill an emotional need

Pain Pimpin -- compromising one's health and comfort to appear attractive to men

Poison -- a diet soft drink

Rib -- a woman who always has to have a man by her side

Trade-in -- second husband

Unicorn -- a man who doesn't care how you look