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Beth Mann
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Long Beach Island, New Jersey, USA
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November 11
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Presidente
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Hot Buttered Media
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I'm a writer and creative consultant. I have years of experimental comedy and strange theater under my belt. I surf. I cook. I love wine, men and song. And oh puppies. I effin' love puppies.

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JANUARY 27, 2010 4:14PM

I'm the Most Underrated Actor I Know

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Winter of 76...or was it '77? from Beth Mann on Vimeo.


This touching monologue is just one of Beth Mann's finer pieces. It's from a VERY indie film entitled "The Winter of 76...or was it 77?"

Note the force, the intensity behind her acting - the way she shifts from melancholy to horror and finally, to self-realization. Of course, she owes much to the hotshot cinematographer on the set, Beth Mann. And the firm but flexible guidance of director, Beth Mann. The writer, Beth Mann, also should be noted for her exposed yet sharp screenplay.

Now, some may say Jeff Bridges or Don Cheadle are underrated. Though both are not hurting for work, I'm sure. Their homes in Beverly Hills have been built, their sports cars paid off and trips to exclusive resorts have been planned.

But if you really want underrated - like "I'm not getting paid for this shit" underrated, you'll have to give your vote to Beth Mann...and about two million other artists out there.

Next week, Beth Mann will showcase her skills as she fends off bill collectors, fixes her own rusty muffler and figures out why she's getting shocked each time she touches the faucet in the kitchen in "Life Ain't for the Faint at Heart."

 

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yes you are...er, who are you again?
I didn't know Teri Garr dyed her hair. I'm in lust, again. What a voice.
Beth...I couldn't finish watching this I was crying so hard...but you must know I would have, if I could have...sniffle. I'd vote for you...I'll toss my little paw over the Rate: for you.
Perhaps the most impressive part of this was the crocodile imitation. Swift and devastating. Totally crocodilian.
I wrote the monologue in 10 minutes, rehearsed twice and shot. I'm exhausted. You guys expect SO much from me. Can't you see how tired I am?

I vant to be alone.
I . . . I don't know what to say. I think it's a sign of mental health that I laughed, after I cried. The realism of this piece will haunt me for minutes, perhaps even hours. Brava, Ms. Mann, Brava.
You are so fucking funny!
Bravo! Wheeew. Wheeew. (That's me whistling - obviously, I can't whistle, but I tried for you.)

Best four minutes of my life but it broke my heart to see you cry like that. Oh yeah, acting... the line between acting and real life was so blurred, I forgot for a minute that it wasn't real.

Now, can you just say "I learned about oral sex" one more time?
Seriously Beth, that was really, really funny!
The melodrama! Hilarious!
Hey you're right! Mary-Louise Parker might be underrated but she has a friggin' nanny raising her kids and a posh apt. in New York. What was I thinking?! You're the most underrated! Rated!
Then what happened ? Like, how did you get home ? Seriously, Brava !
that dark darkness will get you every time.

my father used to call me sarah bernhardt but i think that's really you. perfect, beth.
I began sobbing upon finding out that crocs eat cigarettes! :croc tears run down my soft little cheeks:

You, you, are going to be a star one day! Yes, a star! I love you, Beth, I love youuuuuuu!
So, tell me again why this didn't win an Oscar?
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me! I will not only vote for you, I hereby volunteer to be the first member of your ENTOURAGE!
Yeah, but Jeff having to beat all all those beautiful women while just trying to get on his yacht is hard work. His assistant almost almost dropped a bottle of champaign and a big bowl of caviar. One lady almost scratched his Rolls Royce when is got out. You think you got it hard!
Next time can I play the part of your doctor? Being in the same room with your energy and talent would be such a thrill.

I really don't understand why you're not already on SNL or even better -- some BBC sitcom.
I wouldn't have thought anything could have topped "coma girl" or "dear diary." I was wrong. You may be underrated, but not in my book.
Ummmm.....well......you know its kind of like.......yeah.
he, he it was good did you see my new AC/DC ?
Aaaargh! I wish I had sound capability on this computer. Of course, if I'd known that voting for yourself was an option, I might have voted for me. Then poor Rosycheeks would have a conflict...
Award for Best OS Open Call Awardy Thingy goes to Beth Mann!!! (applause applause applause standing standing rustling of programs). xox
Moving.
Not you. I'm moving.
Just kidding!
Well done, but I don't know about that director. Difficult I hear.
You are the king of the world! :)
Thank you. Thank you all. You like me. You really, really like me!
Okay, I just finished watching the clip, so I need to add something to my previous comment: I LOOOOVE you. If this doesn't get an EP, I will walk to New York with crocodile and cigarette in hand, burst into Judy's office, and have a "come to Jesus" meeting with her. (Such meetings usually end with me crying.) Oh, and by the way, the Chopin was divine.
(Or was it Mendelssohn?)
Hey.....were I a producer or director..I would hire you! All of you!
Your voice certainly sounds different than I imagined, but that reinforces the shift from melancholy to horror.......then ........?
I'll fight ya fer her, Steve Blevins!

::THUD::

A true thespian! (That's the one about acting, right? Not the one about girls and girls....)
Mr. Blevins, you're good. Mendelssohn. And you're loved right back.

Gary, my voice...I know. It's scary hearing it. That New Jersey thing is coming back now that I've returned to my home state.

CK Dexter, a thespian is a lesbian with a lisp.

Maria, I DO win...just not in the ways that I always want. But I do win. I have to remind myself of that.

Lonnie, quite flattered.

Lea, it was moving - in your case, literally. When I watch it, I laugh, I cry, I watch Criminal Minds instead - a range of emotions.

OESheepdog, Terry Garr...that's a compliment.

Frank, my crocodile hand gesture is my personal favorite moment.

mypsyche, i'm not sure if I'll be a star one day. But the stars are out tonite. And I hope to be like them on any level. Stars fill me with such awe. As do you.

Cap'n, the oral sex was all for you, baby!

Roger, I'm extra glad this one resonated with you.

Ron67, will check out new AC/DC.

Sally, you're in.

Skeletnwman, thanks for thinking of the BBC. I'd much prefer that. Ah, to work with David Walliams for Little Britain...or more importantly, to see him naked, would be a dream come true.

Brie, Karin, rosy cheeks, femme forte, frank and others, thank you. This was fun. Its really great playing around with another medium.
How could you have known?? You couldn't have known!!
Crocodiles?!?

I never knew that those shoes were so dangerous.
Thank you, Mrs. Mannnnn.
Not only don't lakes freeze in Florida, but there are NO crocodiles. This is not theatre verite! Although the crying was convincing and the cigarette was a nice touch.
You had me at "the crocodile ate him" hand gesture!
You ARE an underrated actor & sooo multi-talented. This is funny funny funny! I hope Steve's meeting with Judy goes well...
We like you we really like you!

I didn't know that crocodiles ate cigarettes. See, I learned something too. BTW LOVED everything about this piece!!!!!
Thanks Trilogy. I also learned that there aren't any crocodiles in Florida...but how could I have known? I was so young, so stupid!

(I didn't really know that? So where the crocs than? Australia I know.)
Oh lordy Beth, you win every prize in the book. God, that was precious.
Wait, do OS rates count? Maybe not so underrated ;-)
Thanks, Lainey and Serenita, you're right. I'm not feeling so underrated afterall. Though the Academy still has yet to recognize me. And that hurts (sniffle, sniffle.)
I'm always late to these Hollywood parties. I feel less inhibited emptying bowls of nibbles into my coat pockets.
well i never knew lots of that! i have become enlightened in just these few short moments of sharing this really poignant view, this slice of real life!
Is it just me? I thought this was Molly Parker.

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