Beth Mann's Blog
Beth Mann
- Location
- Long Beach Island, New Jersey, USA
- Birthday
- November 11
- Title
- Presidente
- Company
- Hot Buttered Media
- Bio
- I'm a writer and creative consultant. I have years of experimental comedy and strange theater under my belt. I surf. I cook. I love wine, men and song.
And oh puppies. I effin' love puppies.
MY RECENT POSTS
- My Top Ten Netflix Streaming
Suggestions
January 21, 2012 07:25PM - Unhinging the Bitch
January 12, 2012 10:05AM - To Touch You More
December 22, 2011 12:30PM - The Only Good Holiday Tune
December 22, 2011 08:57AM - 7 Things I'm Suprised I DON'T
Like
December 17, 2011 07:24PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Art is derivative by
nature. Rape, on the other
hand, is not
a word to toss
aroun…”
February 06, 2012 09:10AM - “Watched Macho. Sweet,
simple. Very indie. Liked lead
male
particularly.
Wa
tched Wi…”
February 06, 2012 08:43AM - “Movie star guilty
pleasures...we all have them.
Mine is
(shhhh...) Suzanne
Somers…”
February 06, 2012 08:20AM - “Provocative trailer.
Wow. Pleased to meet you both.
Fellow
Scorpio, I see.”
February 02, 2012 06:01PM - “What a beautiful blog
entry. Thoroughly enticing
and
delectable. I like liquor
wi…”
February 02, 2012 05:58PM
Beth Mann's Links
- My Most Popular Blog Entries
- Love Means
- In Bed with the Devil (One Last Time)
- The 28 or 29 Most Annoying Phrases of All Time
- Doing Stuff is Overrated
- 13 People who Ruined it for Everyone Else
- Let Them In
- It All Went Downhill When...
- The 16 Most Overrated Sexual Acts of All Time
- My Blogs
- The Most Boring Blog Ever
- Answers from Alice
- Silly Lists of Nothingness
- My Contact Info
- Hot Buttered Media
- Google+
My New Year's resolution made over a decade ago was to touch people
more. To break that social wall that keeps our hands and bodies a
safe distance from one other. To connect more physically.
I'm speaking of the/… Read full post »

And maybe there are seasons. And maybe they change. And maybe to love is not so strange. - Dan Fogelberg, To the Morning
I'm going to give away the punchline: I fell in love with a
… Read full post »

I was suspicious of them early on, though I wasn't quite sure why. Perhaps its that pervasive and cloying "pink means female" message. We suffer from a "cute" femmy disease and wear sweet little ribbons to prove it. Barbie should wear one!
After watching several friends and relatives die
…
So you have a cell phone? Okay, well good for you. I do too! Fancy, isn't it? But remember, there are some rules to remember when using that spiffy telecommunication device of yours in public:
1. You're not special because you have a cell phone. Small children and… Read full post »
I’m looting my neighbor’s garden. Looting light, I would call it. Everyone has been evacuated and I’m one of the few remaining at the Jersey shore during Hurricane Irene. I grab a few ripe tomatoes, a batch of heady oregano. It’s all/… Read full post »
[This piece was originally posted on FreedomisGreen. Chris Goldstein and I - both longstanding OSers - are editors there. Please stop by and check it out!]

I was ten years old and living at the Jersey shore when I heard the
song “Someone Saved my Life Tonight” by… Read full post »
[This was first published at RedRoom.com, another great site for writers.]
My body, like hers, has… Read full post »
I’m not defending Kristen LaBrie. Her case is hardly
clear-cut. This single mother was
convicted of attempted murder, among other charges, for ceasing to
give chemotherapy to her 9-year old autistic and
cancer-stricken son, Jeremy Fraser. He eventually died and she will
spend 8 - 10/… Read full post »
When my mom was dying of cancer years ago, I gave her a journal. I told her to write anything she wanted in it. My mother was a consummate reader and a creative writing teacher, so I knew it wouldn't be a stretch for her. After she…
I'm hiding in a snow drift in my backyard, waiting to hear his
truck leave. He bellows, "Let me in, Beth Mann." I know what he
wants. And I can't give it to him. But why?
Kurt is the youngest of
the brothers I've befriended here at the Jersey… Read full post »
When I first watched Glee, I felt giddy. Unabashedly expressive, darkly humorous...it was an earnest program with a heart.
And yes, I'm talking in past tense. The Hollywood machine ate the show for brunch and bulimically purged it into the pretty mess we now have before us.… Read full post »
If you're anything like me, first off,
good luck. It's no easy feat.
Secondly, you smiled big and hard when you read the story about Jet Blue's flight attendant Steven Slater and his dramatic dispute with a passenger. According to The New York Times:
Mr. Slater instructed the person to remain… Read full post »
I don't think I've ever tittered before. I'm not even sure what a titter is. But when the question hit me, that's what I began to do.
"Why don't we just have sex? Right now."
Clint and I don't have sex. He and his brothers live down the street and serve… Read full post »
The scientists at Silly Lists of
Nothingness have been plugging tirelessly away at yet another
ridiculous list for your review. This week, Dr.
Ruby Lawrence and Dr. Beth Mann spent nearly two hours in the
lab, dissecting photographs of hot men in the name of science.
Now, we're not talking about… Read full post »
Over coffee this morning, I saw a few FB posts from female friends, excited about showing off some cleavage for "Boobquake" this Monday. While I wanted to be happy about some counterculture movement, this one just made me sigh.
In case you haven't heard, Boobquake was started by…

"Words are alive. Cut them and they bleed."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Yesterday, I had a conversation with an old boyfriend. He said I was the first to say, "I love you." I vaguely remember him initiating it. The debate bordered on an argument and I couldn't help… Read full post »
I turned my back on television many years ago. Sitcoms, reality TV, annoying commercials - the sheer stupidity of it all seemed too pervasive to overlook. But in the last few years, there's a crop of programs that have me thinking twice. These shows have an almost cinematic quality - beautifull… Read full post »
taken 11 months before he died.
“Is that the guy who likes to have sex with dead
women?” my boyfriend asks.
“No, I think that’s just a myth.”
“Do you want another line?”
“When I’m done. I… Read full post »
Liz Falco (left) and Cathy Cushla (right)
(This piece was written for Red Room. Their topic of the week: "What what would Franz Kafka blog about if he were alive today?" Not sure if I captured some of the elements of his writing but I tried.)
The
first time I see him, he is leaning against his… Read full post »
I recently received a professional invitation by the staff at
the Rock and Roll Hall of Shame and Open Salon's MJWycha to partake in their latest list.
We spent long and hazardous hours exposed to tunes that are
considered crimes committed against
rock. This includes good bands gone band and bad bands… Read full post »

It’s not easy, letting someone see you as you really are. Because then they see the worn look in your eyes, the clenched jaw, the slumped
… Read full post »
Unfortunately, one often encounters deal breakers on those first dates, making any future seem unlikely.
Take my date last weekend...please. Actually, he was a… Read full post »












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