Beth Mann's Blog
Beth's Urban Tales of Wonder and Decay
Beth Mann
- Location
- Long Beach Island, New Jersey, USA
- Birthday
- November 11
- Title
- Presidente
- Company
- Hot Buttered Media
- Bio
- I'm a writer and creative consultant. I have years of experimental comedy and strange theater under my belt. I surf. I cook. I love wine, men and song.
And oh puppies. I effin' love puppies.
MY RECENT POSTS
- The Positivity Police and the
Good Weather Glee Club
May 02, 2012 09:52AM - Cannabis College Crackdown and
Other New World Orders
April 03, 2012 07:57PM - When you Look at Me that Way
March 22, 2012 09:21PM - Lowlifes and HotSprings
March 08, 2012 10:24AM - That was the Best Funeral
Ever!
February 19, 2012 06:14PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “"There is often no
'reason,' any more than
getting a heart
attack or
cancer…”
May 18, 2012 07:14PM - “Very well
put.
I've often said
in my marketing pieces that a
writer must
think
ou…”
May 08, 2012 08:57PM - “"Pentagrams were used
symbolically in ancient Greece
and
Babylonia, and
are…”
May 08, 2012 08:43PM - “You sound like someone
I'd be friends with, for sure.
(I too
want a little
monkey…”
May 06, 2012 09:03AM - “your flowers are
e-fragrant. prettttty.”
May 05, 2012 02:19PM
Beth Mann's Links
- My Most Popular Blog Entries
- Love Means
- In Bed with the Devil (One Last Time)
- The 28 or 29 Most Annoying Phrases of All Time
- Doing Stuff is Overrated
- 13 People who Ruined it for Everyone Else
- Let Them In
- It All Went Downhill When...
- The 16 Most Overrated Sexual Acts of All Time
- My Blogs
- The Most Boring Blog Ever
- Answers from Alice
- Silly Lists of Nothingness
- My Contact Info
- Hot Buttered Media
- Google+
- Editor’s Pick
- 105306 Views
- 180 Comments
The 16 Most Overrated Sexual Acts of All Time
FEBRUARY 26, 2009 12:51PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 241919 Views
- 183 Comments
It All Went Downhill When...
AUGUST 10, 2009 11:22AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 5227 Views
- 114 Comments
Let Them In
JANUARY 5, 2010 6:29PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 98317 Views
- 146 Comments
13 People who Ruined it for Everyone Else
MAY 10, 2009 10:39AM EDT
- 5093 Views
- 92 Comments
Doing Stuff is Overrated
MAY 31, 2010 6:24PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 7414 Views
- 124 Comments
Am I the Wal-Mart Baby Slapper?
SEPTEMBER 8, 2009 12:24PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 62085 Views
- 196 Comments
The 28 or 29 Most Annoying Phrases of All Time
MARCH 31, 2009 6:54PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 15076 Views
- 85 Comments
In Bed with the Devil (One Last Time)
OCTOBER 27, 2009 10:19PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 5023 Views
- 92 Comments
Love Means....
SEPTEMBER 21, 2009 11:56AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 23698 Views
- 213 Comments
Boobquake and the Cutefication of Feminism
APRIL 22, 2010 5:14PM EDT
- 6414 Views
- 92 Comments
Pussy on a Platter
JUNE 22, 2010 5:07PM EDT
- 2363 Views
- 95 Comments
Unhinging the Bitch
JANUARY 12, 2012 10:05AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 8850 Views
- 100 Comments
Why I Don't Wear Pink Ribbons
OCTOBER 19, 2011 2:16PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 7213 Views
- 86 Comments
What Kind of Tears do you Cry?
JUNE 1, 2009 9:23AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4036 Views
- 71 Comments
Who's your Daddy, Beth Mann?
JUNE 20, 2009 7:27PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4604 Views
- 76 Comments
To Touch You More
DECEMBER 22, 2011 12:30PM EST
- 4186 Views
- 82 Comments
Juggling for Nothing - How to Let the Balls Drop
OCTOBER 7, 2009 4:21PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 9384 Views
- 116 Comments
Clint Called me a Slut
MARCH 14, 2009 11:29AM EDT
- 2662 Views
- 79 Comments
Rise!
MAY 11, 2010 3:49PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4359 Views
- 84 Comments
I Miss Shoplifting
APRIL 30, 2009 4:35PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3864 Views
- 81 Comments
Cell Phone Etiquette for Morons
SEPTEMBER 11, 2011 11:02PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4286 Views
- 85 Comments
Get off of Wine's Back
MARCH 5, 2009 8:29AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 4480 Views
- 80 Comments
The Case Against Placebo Boyfriends
JULY 28, 2010 6:07PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3612 Views
- 69 Comments
Date This
JULY 23, 2009 3:49PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4143 Views
- 61 Comments
Small Gestures, Small Flowers
AUGUST 22, 2009 11:55AM EDT
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