BikeLizard
- Location
- Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
- Birthday
- April 12
- Title
- Clerk
- Company
- Unnamed
- Bio
- Young. Female. Poor. Right-leaning but confused. Opinionated. Looking to sharpen my writing skills for college.
MY RECENT POSTS
- So I'm a Drunk
May 12, 2011 09:12PM - I Know a Pedophile-You do Too
June 09, 2010 07:33PM - Life Under a Slumlord
June 07, 2010 07:44PM - Genderqueer, Closeted, And
Pissed at the Day of Silence
April 17, 2010 11:46AM - 10 Books that Changed My Life-
Open Call
March 28, 2010 01:41PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I thought it was funny,
and I'm a student. Jeez, I
always
knew why I was doing
p…”
November 19, 2010 09:34PM - “Bad hormonal reactions
are real. I like to joke that
the pill
works by making
me…”
June 13, 2010 09:08AM - “*Ways To Annoy People in
the Check Out Line
-A true
story
I am a cashier. One
of m…”
June 13, 2010 09:00AM - “Oh, the spambots think
they're people! It's so
cute.
Stolen from
another internet…”
June 10, 2010 12:42AM - “Anyone who has ever
purchased 'Sex for Dummies'
will be
disqualified for life,
I…”
June 01, 2010 06:36PM
BikeLizard's Links
November 19, 2010 09:34PM
“I thought it was funny, and I'm a student. Jeez, I always knew why I was doing poorly, except in cases of gross professor negligence. You are not a n…”
About: It's Funny Because It's True
“I thought it was funny, and I'm a student. Jeez, I always knew why I was doing poorly, except in cases of gross professor negligence. You are not a n…”
About: It's Funny Because It's True
June 13, 2010 09:08AM
“Bad hormonal reactions are real. I like to joke that the pill works by making me such a bitch that no one will have sex with me. (Though my skin was…”
About: A Prayer to my Birth Control Pills
“Bad hormonal reactions are real. I like to joke that the pill works by making me such a bitch that no one will have sex with me. (Though my skin was…”
About: A Prayer to my Birth Control Pills
June 13, 2010 09:00AM
“*Ways To Annoy People in the Check Out Line -A true story I am a cashier. One of my customers is an older lady, who, out of nowhere said, "Oh that…”
About: Weird Blogging Topics
“*Ways To Annoy People in the Check Out Line -A true story I am a cashier. One of my customers is an older lady, who, out of nowhere said, "Oh that…”
About: Weird Blogging Topics
June 10, 2010 12:42AM
“Oh, the spambots think they're people! It's so cute. Stolen from another internet commenter, but I think it fits. Very funny post.”
About: The Best of OS Spam
“Oh, the spambots think they're people! It's so cute. Stolen from another internet commenter, but I think it fits. Very funny post.”
About: The Best of OS Spam
June 01, 2010 06:36PM
“Anyone who has ever purchased 'Sex for Dummies' will be disqualified for life, I hope?”
About: Proposed: A New US Sex License
“Anyone who has ever purchased 'Sex for Dummies' will be disqualified for life, I hope?”
About: Proposed: A New US Sex License
May 20, 2010 01:02PM
“I'm known to get uppity about literature, but there is great value in reading for pleasure. I've struggled as a student, but the hours I spent reading…”
About: Ten Wonderful Things, Part Four: Harry Potter
“I'm known to get uppity about literature, but there is great value in reading for pleasure. I've struggled as a student, but the hours I spent reading…”
About: Ten Wonderful Things, Part Four: Harry Potter
April 29, 2010 05:37PM
“Thank you for not changing his grade. It wouldn't have helped. Also, K is in for a shock when a teacher presents him with a grade sans rubric. Evalu…”
About: I Am Disappointment With You're English Teaching
“Thank you for not changing his grade. It wouldn't have helped. Also, K is in for a shock when a teacher presents him with a grade sans rubric. Evalu…”
About: I Am Disappointment With You're English Teaching
April 22, 2010 05:58PM
“If you wear revealing clothes because it makes you feel good about you, cool. If you wear revealing clothes to please *anybody else,* not cool. Femin…”
About: Boobquake and the Cutefication of Feminism
“If you wear revealing clothes because it makes you feel good about you, cool. If you wear revealing clothes to please *anybody else,* not cool. Femin…”
About: Boobquake and the Cutefication of Feminism
April 21, 2010 02:30PM
“That was a thoughtful note. N hasn't technically cheated, and it's good to stop the problem before it exists, if that makes sense. Some people have a…”
About: A Day in the Life of a Defensive Pessimist
“That was a thoughtful note. N hasn't technically cheated, and it's good to stop the problem before it exists, if that makes sense. Some people have a…”
About: A Day in the Life of a Defensive Pessimist
April 21, 2010 02:12PM
“I always thought the abusive language was a joking reflection of how the computer feels about your use of it, as interpreted by computer scientists. C…”
About: Unpleasant language
“I always thought the abusive language was a joking reflection of how the computer feels about your use of it, as interpreted by computer scientists. C…”
About: Unpleasant language
April 20, 2010 06:34PM
“What- Hitler? I thought today was about getting really f'n high.”
About: Happy 4/20 (No. Not Columbine or Hitler.)
“What- Hitler? I thought today was about getting really f'n high.”
About: Happy 4/20 (No. Not Columbine or Hitler.)
April 19, 2010 04:59PM
“"I don't know if it's art, but I know what I like!" Perhaps not the appropriate place for aphorisms, but why does society accept that people…”
About: Musings on Bisexuality (a proposed Open Call)
“"I don't know if it's art, but I know what I like!" Perhaps not the appropriate place for aphorisms, but why does society accept that people…”
About: Musings on Bisexuality (a proposed Open Call)
April 17, 2010 04:58PM
“@ Elizabeth Stark: I'd love an open call. Here on OS, we can be out of the closet thanks to our avatars. I didn't mean to minimize any body else's st…”
About: Genderqueer, Closeted, And Pissed at the Day of Silence
“@ Elizabeth Stark: I'd love an open call. Here on OS, we can be out of the closet thanks to our avatars. I didn't mean to minimize any body else's st…”
About: Genderqueer, Closeted, And Pissed at the Day of Silence
April 17, 2010 12:17PM
“Thanks! I'd love to do that, but a girls gotta eat. My years of being out kind of put me in the low status place I'm at today. I have a fantasy of g…”
About: Genderqueer, Closeted, And Pissed at the Day of Silence
“Thanks! I'd love to do that, but a girls gotta eat. My years of being out kind of put me in the low status place I'm at today. I have a fantasy of g…”
About: Genderqueer, Closeted, And Pissed at the Day of Silence
April 09, 2010 07:07PM
“Students have a bit of freedom in what they read? That sounds like a great start. And the advice I got as a 17 year old with a head full Nietzche: "…”
About: Can a College Classroom be a Reading Zone?
“Students have a bit of freedom in what they read? That sounds like a great start. And the advice I got as a 17 year old with a head full Nietzche: "…”
About: Can a College Classroom be a Reading Zone?
April 06, 2010 08:27AM
“I've thought about this post since you put it up, and I've finally come up with something to say... But it's not very nice. It's hard to succeed in coll…”
About: Ruth Drops the Ball
“I've thought about this post since you put it up, and I've finally come up with something to say... But it's not very nice. It's hard to succeed in coll…”
About: Ruth Drops the Ball
March 29, 2010 01:04PM
“A close friend of mine passed away suddenly, and my aunt called me. All she had to say was, "Honey, this really, really sucks. I love you."…”
About: Platitudes And Why They Suck
“A close friend of mine passed away suddenly, and my aunt called me. All she had to say was, "Honey, this really, really sucks. I love you."…”
About: Platitudes And Why They Suck
March 29, 2010 09:10AM
“Charging people to learn your religion is what makes them a cult, not a creepy little "National Guard." The Sea Org is disturbing, but we're…”
About: The Sea Org: Scientology's American Al Qaeda
“Charging people to learn your religion is what makes them a cult, not a creepy little "National Guard." The Sea Org is disturbing, but we're…”
About: The Sea Org: Scientology's American Al Qaeda
March 28, 2010 05:03PM
“More about the 'casual sex backlash' than your post- Who gives a shit if two consenting adults are doing anything, and then broadcasting their exploits…”
About: beautiful women of open salon gallery XIV, clickable pics
“More about the 'casual sex backlash' than your post- Who gives a shit if two consenting adults are doing anything, and then broadcasting their exploits…”
About: beautiful women of open salon gallery XIV, clickable pics
March 11, 2010 11:54AM
“Oh god- my husband and I spent about two weeks planning our wedding, and it was a nightmare. I can't imagine what you poor souls who have things like…”
About: Reasons not Rules: Wedding Etiquette is Nonsense
“Oh god- my husband and I spent about two weeks planning our wedding, and it was a nightmare. I can't imagine what you poor souls who have things like…”
About: Reasons not Rules: Wedding Etiquette is Nonsense
March 09, 2010 08:07AM
“Wow, what a lot of hate for that woman! Haven't you guys ever seen Ms. magazine's feature 'I had an Abortion'? It's lists of names of women who've end…”
About: ABORTION AS SELF-PROMOTION
“Wow, what a lot of hate for that woman! Haven't you guys ever seen Ms. magazine's feature 'I had an Abortion'? It's lists of names of women who've end…”
About: ABORTION AS SELF-PROMOTION
March 07, 2010 11:01AM
“Perhaps if Hitler had been famous, Ezra Pound would've been ignored and we'd still have a Holocaust on our hands. Considering the ratio of aspiring to…”
About: See What Rejection Can Do?
“Perhaps if Hitler had been famous, Ezra Pound would've been ignored and we'd still have a Holocaust on our hands. Considering the ratio of aspiring to…”
About: See What Rejection Can Do?
March 06, 2010 04:55PM
“You've confirmed my deepest suspicions about Ayn Rand.”
About: My Country 'Tis of ME--The United States of Ayn Rand
“You've confirmed my deepest suspicions about Ayn Rand.”
About: My Country 'Tis of ME--The United States of Ayn Rand
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