Declaration of the Dewey Park People’s Assembly          

Saturday October 1^st 2011

  **  Unofficial and non-active until voted upon by the Assembly  **

 Before any movement can be taken seriously, it must  establish… Read full post »

Bush lied in his memoir.  I don't have a lot of time right now, but I don't think he actually talked to the Department of Justice.  John Yoo, Bush's top torture lawyer, couldn't even define torture for the House special committee.  When representatives asked Yoo if the president had th… Read full post »

There has been a serious drop in the quantity and quality of my posts lately, and that's mostly your fault.  But let me qualify that title by saying, I don't have any idea what happened on 9/11.  I've never seen any official version or conspiracy theory that makes complete sense.  But… Read full post »

WARNING: This post contains crude language and adult situations. 

In a series of 140-character messages posted late last night, the former governor and Republican candidate for VP lashed out at "Pussy-in-chief" Barack Obama and his "Limp-dick faggot-sucking Democrat bitches in the House, especia… Read full post »

I just had an amazing revelation.  It's true that I've been pessimistic for pretty much, well, forever.  But tonight I was sitting in front of my building, watching the MBTA free ride picking up people from the halfway house two buildings down, and watching empty buses driving back and fort… Read full post »

I'm not going to try to debate this one with reason or logic.  People have pointed out that we aren't talking about a mosque located at the site of the WTC buildings, but that hasn't seemed to help.  Then I somehow was linked to an article on Humanevents.com, claiming that this Imam… Read full post »

I wanted to avoid talking about the Westboro Baptist Church.  After all, trying to convince a person that they aren't in personal contact with God is like trying to explain to a schizophrenic that the CIA isn't really trying to steal their precious bodily fluids.  You've probably heard abou… Read full post »

I don't even know how to describe this one.  It's called, creepily enough, Perfect Citizen.  Check out this article on Reuters:

The program, dubbed Perfect Citizen, is "purely a vulnerabilities-assessment and capabilities-development contract," Judith Emmel, a National Security Agency… Read full post »

I have a subtle and more complicated view of history nowadays.  That's why it's getting harder for me to laugh at Glenn Beck lately.  I wasn't always like this.  Back in the day I was just another diehard radical liberal, protesting against a war I knew was a mistake.  Now when… Read full post »

I know doing articles about Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan makes me worse than Larry King, but I was up all night watching news and I should probably do something constructive with it.  Anyway, as she was being sentenced, Lohan tweeted about the "cruel and unusual" clause in the United Nations… Read full post »

I'm just saying, you guys completely screwed yourself during the Bush administration.  It's not that the Democrats aren't corrupt and useless, but you conservatives are really contradicting yourself.  And this is not about my belief that Bush and Obama are fundamentally the same; no, my mai… Read full post »

I'm really sad that CNN was purchsed by that Canadian Broadcasting Company, HLN.  Channel 41 in Boston is nothing but entertainment news, twenty-four hours a day.  They were talking about that Hannah Montana girl, Miley Cyrus.  Now, a quick web search confirmed she has not yet released… Read full post »

Just to prove that I'm not crazy (at least not delusional-style crazy), I thought I would do a little conspiracy debunking today.  I have my doubts about the existence of extra-terrestials, despite the recent polls showing one in five humans on Earth believe aliens are already here.  That's… Read full post »

I really just don't care anymore.  I don't care that America has been slowly dying for most of my adult life.  I don't care that my fellow citizens squandered the ONLY OPPORTUNITY this species will ever have to create a worldwide Utopia.  I don't even care that people are arming for… Read full post »

I haven't posted anything for a while because I've been really busy, but something caught my eye in the news.  Playing Starcraft and dealing with a 13 year old suicide occupies most of my time now, but the United States is on the verge of invading either Iran or North Korea… Read full post »

I don't like telling people the New World Order is planning to massively reduce the population, because it really makes me look crazy.  But this piece of info concerns the public welfare and I have to pass it on.  Apparently BP is spraying a chemical dispersant called Corexit 9500 on the… Read full post »

So, I'm sure you've all read Glenn Beck's book Common Sense.  And I'm sure you've read Thomas Paine's original Common Sense, because America is a well-educated and literate society.  I wonder if Beck read the original before he commercialized it.  If he had, Beck would have known… Read full post »

That's my limit.  I'm done with Obama, as of now.  I'm not going to tell you what he did, because it's not the sort of thing the general public should know about.  But as of right now, Obama is no more my president than Bush was.  Just the same front man… Read full post »

I'm not really sure on this one.  As far as I can tell the whole project was paid for by British Petroleum, but let's take a step back and define the problem.  The Deepwater Horizon Oil Rig was built in 2001, after Dick Cheney relaxed regulations, safety and redundancy for the… Read full post »

Just so you know, nothing is a coincidence.

I used to believe in accidents.  The idea that life evolves slowly, haltingly, but always progressively and for the better.  It's a calming concept.  Now I know the truth, there are no coincidences.  Everything you see around you, from t… Read full post »

Let me continue on in the same vein as that last post, because I'm really feeling the hatred flow right now.  Let's take Global Warming, shall we?  I used to believe that man was destroying the planet.  I mean, I still do, what with the plastic pollution and mercury and toxins… Read full post »

I am so sick of the bullshit.   Why did the Arab hijackers attack us on 9/11?  Because of US bases in Saudi Arabia, primarily.  How did George Bush respond to 9/11?  He closed our bases on the Peninsula and moved all US troops away from Mecca and Medina.  Is that… Read full post »

This article is part of my ongoing experiment to determine what makes the average American idiot respond emotionally.  To that end I gave it a sappy title and packed the tags with the most popular concepts in a vain attempt to draw a mainstream audience, at least long enough for you… Read full post »

You know, I'm really glad we were fortunate enough to live during the high point of western civilization.  Food was cheap and abundant, humanity reached closer to a true democracy than ever before, and special effects in movies were fucking awesome. To paraphase H. G. Wells in his book New World… Read full post »