WARNING: This post contains crude language and adult situations. 

In a series of 140-character messages posted late last night, the former governor and Republican candidate for VP lashed out at "Pussy-in-chief" Barack Obama and his "Limp-dick faggot-sucking Democrat bitches in the House, especially that cunt-licking bull dike [sic] Pelosi."  Apparently drunk on her own power and some alcohol, Palin continued to heap scorn on the President and his party in five further tweets.  At 3:14 AM ATZ, she wrote, "Obama couldn't legislate his dick into Emmanuel's mouth, even if Pelosi and Reid were working the shaft."  Palin then used the remainder of her balance by linking to the Website of Wayne Madsen, a noted investigative journalist who claims to have evidence of Obama's homosexuality and Indonesian citizenship.  Palin's third tweet, posted immediately after the second, began with the phrase "fuck-dick, ass fucking  dumb fucker pig-fucking fuckface" and apparently ran out of space halfway through accusing President Obama of fellating Andy Stern.  Her fourth tweet seemed to be a slight at Sec. of State Hillary Clinton, asking "Does that ho know what her husband does when she's not around?".  Her fifth and final tweet simply read, "From my cold, dead, white hands." This was twelve hours ago, and  Sarah Palin has not been heard from since.  Without guidance, her panicked fans are beginning to make their presence known on the internet.  It now appears the people who relied on her for a daily dose of guidance and meaning are splitting into four groups.  A full third of them have declared their undying loyalty to Palin.   Two splinter cells just announced their intentions to worship either Oprah or Rush Limbaugh, while another group is missing and presumably preparing themselves for that breakdown of civility Palin was complaining about last week.