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Black Boots
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Lover of bellies
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I have lost my lover who loved my boots. The psychic crossing guard, who spits and bangs on cars, warned me that he was selfish. I came to suspect that he was secretly funneling anonymous money to the Tea Party. He also hated museums. For now, I seem to attract adventures as a suburban housewife.Only you can determine which is fiction.

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Salon.com
AUGUST 16, 2010 8:57PM

Boots' Husband Gets A Camera

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Boots was in her bed reading her book. She had been cooking all day for her husband’s birthday dinner. She had never made a cake or icing from scratch and it was very tiring. She heard a clumping up the stairs. Her husband walked into the bedroom and held up the new camera that Boots had given him for his birthday.

 “This thing sucks. It takes terrible pictures indoors.“ He grumbled.

“Do you want me to return it?” Boots looked up from her book.

“Maybe--- Maybe I just need to get used to it.” He complained and started taking shots of Boots lying in bed.

“You look good without makeup” He said as he got down on the bed beside Boots.

Boots pulled up her dress and showed him her strawberry blond pubic hair.

“Take a picture of this” She mused He clicked. “Let me see” she said has she peered into the camera’s playback.

“That looks terrible. Take another shot.” She cried as she lifted her pelvis into the air. “Get a better angle.” Her husband moved to her feet and shot. They both looked at the picture. He moved down at her feet pointing his camera at her pussy.

“Put your finger in your cunt” he said. Boots did as she was commanded “Now move your finger inside of you.” He ordered.

Boots put her finger in and rotated her ring finger. There was the swishing sound of Boots' juices .Squish Squish.

“Look I was able to take a moving picture. This camera has a video function” Her husband pressed the playback button. Boots and her husband watched mesmerized as the camera replayed Boots masturbating herself. Suddenly her husband looked up pulled the camera close to him and fiddled with a button.

“Let me see it again.” Boots cried.

“No I deleted it.” Her husband said

“Why?”

“Because I know I promised not to read your posts, but I don’t want you to post this. It would be porno.” Her husband got up and left the room leaving Boots with a smile on her face.

“Porno” she murmured.

 

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“Porno” she murmured.

heh
I don't think of it as porno as much as instructional.
I wonder what punctuation mark, in Boots' mind, was at the end of "Porno"? Was it a question mark, indicating curiousity. Was it an ellipsis, indicating an unfinished thought that ouught to be pursued? And exclamation point suggesting indignance or perhaps excitement.

The things I wonder are strange.
You've obviously master the principle of 'leave them wanting more'. WOW !!
Gav-I think it was amusement that my husband has such a broad idea of what porno is. I know for a fact that what he chooses to watch is much more explicit.
Desert_ my friend did not think that anyone would want to read about my grumpy husband. We call him crankypuss. I need a new lover.
Well, Boots, I'm available !
I'm just going back and catching up on the history of Boots. Boots as a porn star...I can see it. She loves to tease and taunt her men. This would simply expand her audience.