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Black Boots
August 30
Lover of bellies
I have lost my lover who loved my boots. The psychic crossing guard, who spits and bangs on cars, warned me that he was selfish. I came to suspect that he was secretly funneling anonymous money to the Tea Party. He also hated museums. For now, I seem to attract adventures as a suburban housewife.Only you can determine which is fiction.


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NOVEMBER 22, 2010 6:08PM

Too Bad Snarky

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 These are my new collagen enhanced lips. Snarky if you went to the museum with me, you could see them. Just imagine my lips pressing against yours. My tongue would pop into your soft, plump, pudgy lips and caress your newly cleaned teeth. You do always get your teeth clean right before Thanksgiving… don’t you? Do I need to schedule a cleaning too?

While we are kissing on the bench on Fifth Avenue in front of the Guggenheim, my hand would gently touch your belly. My finger would find your belly button under your ragged shirt and would slowly run its way down to you belt loops. I know. You just had to take off your belt while we ate lunch so that you could fit more into your stomach for me. You know I like a nice full belly. Without a belt buckle to struggle with we can make much more headway.

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Desert- When are you going to write your next post?
Your lips are lovely, the image you describe sublime.
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Thank you RP..You always make me smile.
The belt buckle always gets in the way. Seriously.
Nice lips. If we ever meet I'll wear suspenders and skip the belt altogether.
Why you call my shirt all ratty? I bought that just for the meeting at Guggenheim, and here you go putting it down. Snarky would never do that. I might start doing sit-ups and get rid of this beer-belly just for that!
RazZle- I little Snarky has such a big belly he can't see the buckle and his little stubby fingers have such difficulty...I just need to help him. We are all getting older...I asked Snarks if he would help me shave my legs when we retire, but he has refused.
Dan- Hmmm...I love suspenders...wear them...we will meet.
Scanner- don't do that....Keep drinking beer and eating donuts in front of your computer. I can't wait.
Such wonderful lips. Such a wonderful post.
Scylla- Thank you. Poor Snarky won't know what he is missing.