blindogjohn

blindogjohn
Location
Cowtown, Missouri, usa
Birthday
August 22
Title
Outlaw Rebel
Company
Probably not a good idea
Bio
I am a visually challenged canine that bumps into the furniture, humps the couch pillows, and pees on the carpet, while biting in your general direction.

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Salon.com
FEBRUARY 13, 2011 5:23AM

triks.............

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I was at work tonight and this fat girl that looked like Rikki lake insulted me. She said if we delivered pizza to Grandview, which is out of our delivery area, she would pay me with sexual favours, and she looked at me and instantly changed her mind. Women always do that to me. I'm an easy target. I think she kind of liked me and thats why she gaVE me shit.

She really looked like ricci lake.

I noticed her when she screamed in approval while they passed me driving home.

I know how women are, so I dont take their insults seriously.

I have a video to prove it. 

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Ask her if it's the mating season for water buffaloes.
Rikki Lake is a lesbian.
Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres died recently... drowned. Found face down in Rikki Lake.
Glad you're having fun with the windows movie maker. Cool to hear the old studio version of "Walk Alone."
water buffalos, yes it is, now different.

i like the elen joke, tr ig. she quit ameriican idol, so this must be true!
3 comments? asswi'wes