I was walking my dog about 2 weeks ago in the open lot behind my apts that I like to call the dry tortugas,  After the old prison in the Florida Keys, when Terri, my dog , came across another dog of the field. His name was Danny boy and he was a fiesty pit bull mix if I remember right. His owner Faye came out and got him as she was afraid that they would fight.  I did'nt think that would happen, so we let them play for awhile.

Danny Boy ran about 12 circles around the house while Terry did about a half a circle. She is getting old dont'cha know?

I sat down in a well lit backyard with my neighbors and talked with them. It was well lit with some kind of christmas light kind of affair and they were cool.

I bummed a beer from Steve Frank  Dave. Thats the same guy cause I could'nt remember his name and he looked like Dave Groul from the Foo Fighters, so I kept calling him Dave even though I think his name was Steve or Frank, Damn, I can't remember.

Faye was cute and I like that name because it was my grandmothers name. I told her that and she semmed pleased.

The 3 girls that were there were cute and funny. One was called Brit and I don't remember the other ones name. I'm working on my ADD. I wish I had a photographic memory!

They seemed like good people but, they really got off on this new metal that I never heard before. It was in that really deep scratchy devil voice and they really dug it every time a song would referance a pentagram!

I started to wonder if they were satan worshipers.

My dog dissapeared and I started to get concerned!!!!!!!!

Are they gonna kill my dog and then get me too?

My terrorism scale was on red or orange or something!!!!!

I thought about gunning them down before this shit got out of hand.

Anyway I was stoned paranoid and my dog came back and so did danny boy. Praise Jesus!!!!!!

They did'nt sacrifice my dog or try to kill me either. I was kind of dissapointed.

We sat back down at the table and had more beer and while listening to one of the metal songs, I heard lyrics that hit me hard, like a baseball bat to the back of the skull. And it was this....................................

I'M ON A WATERSLIDE.............YEA..............

I'M ON A WATERSLIDE ,./...............YEA

I'M ON A WATERSLIDE.................YEA.............ECT............

I don't think those were the lyrics, but that's what I heard.........

Bad Joke.................

What religion do you follow?

       I'm a satanist......

Really, do I need to get my guns?

        We're satanists, we don't have any guns.

I do , cause I'm a Christian.........................HAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....

                      Thank you very much and goodnight.

                        Be well everyone!!!!!!!!!   

My mom used to think Rush was devil music. I never explained to her that the pentagram has to be upside down.