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bluesurly
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Population 693, Nebraska, Middle America
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December 28
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C.O.B. (Crabby Old Bag)
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Scientist, wife, mother, slave to the furry beasts that own the house where I live.

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APRIL 23, 2009 12:16PM

Some Haiku for Michael Rodgers

Rate: 11 Flag

 

My Cock’s Bigger Than Your Cock

 

 

 

2cocks 

 

 

Mine’s bigger than yours –

 A cross between a Barred Rock

And an unknown hen.  

 

Too many roosters!

We need to thin out the flock –

 

Feed bill is growing.

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Is not!!!!!
Very funny, blue.

rated
::laughing hysterically:: I love cocks! a doodle do!
Very funny!

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Excellent..... The title alone made me spew my yogurt drink!
Well, two cocks are better than one.

If you're a hen farmer, anyway.

I wonder if that would devolve into a cock fight? Never seen one of those.

Thumbed.
Sorry all, but I just couldn't resist!

Bill - these 2 are brothers and I've never seen them fight, but our banty roosters are forever going at it! Testosterone can be an ugly thing...
I'm honored on one hand and shamed on the other! Still laughing! I've trained myself to turn away from the screen while drinking anything, just for moments like these. Now I only have spewed on the carpet and not the keyboard!
Michael - glad my post was sprew-worthy!!!
big cock little cock

it's not the size that matters

only how they're cooked
Oooh! Snappy come-bake haiku Nan!
I couldn't spell/type if my life depended on it today...

That should be SPEW not SPREW, and COME-BACK not COME-BAKE...although considering the them of Nan's haiku, maybe come-bake IS appropriate!
Well for crying out loud, that's THEME not THEM!!! Maybe I should quit now...
these are excellent!!! was MR bragging about his cock again? love love love and RATED.
I am prepared to eat one - that should help