Bob Calhoun
- Location
- Pacifica, California, USA
- Birthday
- June 18
- Bio
- Bob Calhoun is a regular contributor to Film Salon and observer of offbeat media. His 2008 punk-wrestling memoir "Beer, Blood and Cornmeal: Seven Years of Incredibly Strange Wrestling" (ECW Press) has spent one entire week on the San Francisco Chronicle's Bay Area bestseller list.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Full Frontal Bradley Manning
December 15, 2011 01:28AM - My Unrealized Herman Cain
Novelty Tune
December 03, 2011 04:12PM - Are We Taking Television Too
Seriously?
December 02, 2011 01:06AM - I always suspected that Frank
Miller was a fascist.
November 14, 2011 01:33AM - Jerry Sandusky named his book
Touched. No really...
November 10, 2011 03:33PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “@allen, "Prevention of
Injury (POI)" actually doesn't
deal
with the
cri…”
December 16, 2011 01:02PM - “Allen, that may be so,
but it doesn't speak well of
our
military or our country
a…”
December 15, 2011 02:05PM - “They used to run this
interview with Harlan Ellison
on TNT
way back when the
netw…”
December 15, 2011 12:18PM - “Green Apple is the best.
They've also been very
supportive of
my literary
endeavo…”
December 02, 2011 02:35PM - “Thanks Keri H! If I keep
going with this I'm looking
forward
to reviewing
"I…”
December 02, 2011 01:53PM
Bob Calhoun's Links
Director Kyle Broom wanted to take "Prevention of Injury (POI)" through the film festival circuit just like every other independent filmmaker, but this 20-minute film has the burden of being about something. The film's main character doesn't have a name. He's referred to in the credits on… Read full post »
My Unrealized Herman Cain Novelty Tune

Herman Cain is done reassessing his presidential campaign. He's out. Now this doesn't mean he won't reassess his reassessment at some later time and jump in the race again in a few weeks only to reassess all over again. This is Herman Cain we're talking about here. My one regret… Read full post »
I'm toying with starting a new blog series where I analyze inane old TV shows with the same attention to detail that today's pop culture bloggers and critics (myself included) lavish on dense cable dramas such as "Mad Men," "Game of Thrones" or "Walking Dead." To kick… Read full post »
Frank Miller, the comic book writer/artist… Read full post »
Jerry Sandusky named his book Touched. No really...
Of all the things for Jerry Sandusky to have named his 2001 autobiography, he had to name it "Touched." No really, the creepy Penn State football coach who's been indicted for molesting boys in the showers, titled his book "Touched." I know I've said this twice alreadly (thrice if you count… Read full post »
In pro wrestling, victory isn't making your big comeback—it's staying away. I've dispersed this pearl of wisdom here and there since my last show with Incredibly Strange Wrestling in Bologna, Italy back in 2003. Bologna was an unusually glamorous destination for a low-rent, punk rock… Read full post »

Meg Whitman meets the media head on during an impromptu press
conference at the 2010 California Republican Party Spring
Convention in Santa Clara, Calif. (photo: Bob Calhoun).
Last year I went to as many conventions and trade shows as I could
talk my way into. One of these cons was… Read full post »
Obama needs to be like The American Dream Dusty Rhodes
A day of debt cieling sellouts has made my brain hurt. I'm tired of thinking about it, but I can't stop thinking about it. Just the way I couldn't stop thinking about the Florida recount. Just the way I couldn't stop thinking about those long-assed lines at the polls in… Read full post »
There was a guy in a Captain America suit staking out his space on the lawn of the National Mall in Washington DC waiting for Jon… Read full post »
For Superman's live action cinema debut, the first image that flickered onto the screen wasn't a star's name or a movie studio's emblem. It was the cover of a ten…
If Andrew Breitbart's eye offends...

With eyes as black as pitch, conservative provocateur Andrew
Breitbart stormed a packed press conference about the state of my
MacBook earlier this morning.
Originally posted on Anthony Weiner has my MacBook.
Earlier this morning, Andrew Breitbart of the conservative Breitbart media empire na… Read full post »
Anthony Weiner has my MacBook
Oakland designer Joshua Kaufman's MacBook was stolen out of his apartment. He had a piece of anti-theft software installed on his MacBook called Hidden, which told him where the laptop was and also snapped pics of the guy who stole it. Kaufman told the Oakland police where it was, but they… Read full post »
Okay, the Sarah Palin/Paul Revere story just won't die. It’s like the Anthony Weiner twitpic saga, but without shots of bulging underwear. On Sunday, Palin defended her creative interpretation of Revere's ride on Fox News. Meanwhile, her fans/supporters/followers (whatever the hell you ca… Read full post »

Republican frontrunner Donald Trump back when he still possessed an
air of dignity.
Does Dwayne Johnson, AKA The Rock, have top secret security clearance?
According to a Monday Huffington Post article, his Sunday postings on Twitter may reveal that the former WWE champion and star of…

UK actor Idris Elba as the Norse God Heimdall in the upcoming Marvel Comics movie "Thor."
As of last Friday, 1,473 people liked the "Boycott Thor (2011) by Marvel Studios" Facebook page. Among those showing their virtual disapproval of director Kenneth Branagh's upcoming comic book moive is E…
Remakes. Reboots. Re-imaginings. Prequels. Prequels to remakes.
That's what 2011 is going to remembered for—the year… Read full post »
Pro wrestler/rocker/game show host Chris Jericho ends his first wrestling memoir, "A L… Read full post »

My book, "Beer, Blood and Cornmeal," makes its network television
debut as a piece of set decoration on the NBC series "Parenthood"
in the lower left corner of the screen.
America Built America Tough: Obama's SOTU Sloganeering
Last week, Obama picks General Electric’s CEO Jeffrey Immelt as his chief outside economic adviser. In last night's State of the Union Address, Obama's big tag line was, "We do big things." GE's big slogan in the 1980s was, "We bring good things to life." Coincidence?
Zombies & Tigers & Bears: the Best of Straight-to-DVD 2010
While other movie critics are mulling over the merits of "True Grit," "Black Swan" and "The… Read full post »

Lee Majors running in slow motion but at bionic speeds.
The first episode from the just released "Six Million Dollar Man" complete series box set that I popped into my DVD player not only has William Shatner in it, but it's a crazy Shatner who spouts beat poetry and can control… Read full post »
Mick Foley is the last person that you'd expect to be honored at something called the Rally to Restore Sanity. In the world of pro wrestling,… Read full post »
Carly Fiorina, the Norma Desmond of Calif. Politics
If Carly Fiorina was ever a competent CEO, then she'd know
enough about statistics to understand that being over 10 points
down with 96% of precincts reporting means she lost the damned
election.
By claiming that the race was too close to call even though Boxer's
lead was hitting double… Read full post »

The last couple of days must have been strange for San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom. On Monday night, the Giants won their first world series since the team moved here from New York in the 1950s. Baseball fans partied in the streets until after 3am. Tonight Newsom was at the… Read full post »
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