Herman Cain is done reassessing his presidential campaign. He's out. Now this doesn't mean he won't reassess his reassessment at some later time and jump in the race again in a few weeks only to reassess all over again. This is Herman Cain we're talking about here. My one regret in all of this is that I couldn't get the novelty song "Herm Cain" set to the tune of Eric Clapton's slow blues rocker "Cocaine" recorded before this final (maybe) flame out. My friend Neil Hutchinson first came up with this idea in the comments section of a Facebook status update, and we started trading verses back and forth. I actually practiced the number with my band but I just couldn't get it recorded and posted on Youtube in time. Since it looks like we won't have Herm Cain to kick around anymore, for your enjoyment at his expense, here are the lyrics:

His pizza pie is always piled high; Herm Cain
He don't know Iran from Uzbeki-beki-bekistan; Herm Cain

It's a nine and nine and a nine; Herm Cain

He won't let you abort, he settles out of court; Herm Cain
If you want a job, you've gotta' stroke his knob; Herm Cain

It's a nine and nine and a nine; Herm Cain

If your job's on the shelf, you've gotta blame yourself: Herm Cain
When you get bad press, you've gotta reassess; Herm Cain

She don't like, she don't like, she don't like Herm Cain
It's a nine and nine and a nine; Herm Cain
That dirty Herm Cain

There are probably more words to this floating around on Facebook right now. This thing just went on forever, and started to write itself. I did have trouble finding something to rhyme with Libya though. Here's a karaoke vid of the song so you can all sing along while Herm Cain is still in the news cycle..