"Here in Delaware, we literally share a broad maritime border with Spain. So, when Zapatero rears his head, I'll be ready with this magic wand to turn him back! I'm wearing women's underwear! Hello? Is this on?"
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Welcome back, Bob.
Would Ms. Palin care to address the issues involved here?"
Heh
(With apologies to "M.A.S.H.")
"Attention, voters! Since you're all appaently blind to my opponent's weaknesses, I've brought an assistant to help me get my points across to you."
"Attention members of the press! If you folks don't pay a bit more attention over here soon, there's going to be a vacancy at this podium as well."
"I'm sorry, Gwen, I'm afraid you'll have to speak up. I can't hear you over the clamor of adoration from the Fox News team here to my right."
"I have a confession to make. A couple of weeks ago, I used this magic wand to exchange the brains of Tina Fey and Sarah Palin and now I don't seem to be able to switch them back."
On a serious note, I am so worried that they will pull it off but when has playing to the stupidity of Americans ever failed?
"And the former governor of Alaska is now the new champion on the Price is Right for correctly guessing the cost of this brand new bull horn!"
All of you people are hysterical. Thanks for much needed laughs today and to Bob for being brave enough to do this again.
"Read my lipstick. I did NOT insult that woman!"
"Like SNL, the debate was entertaining to the Palin family, who watched it on 'mute'"
"silly white people"
"When I miss the train, I use a this bullhorn and semaphore device to communicate with my peers in Washington."
"Hillary! Hillary! Are you out there?! Can you come up here for a minute?!"
Now I have to picture Bill in fishnets.
Heh
Aw, trust me that's NOT an image you want to go to bed with, lady. :-D
Lisa Kern said:
Bill S - Your bullhorn and sparkler one is too much! You are on a serious roll today, my friend.
Thanks, Lisa. Bob's cartoons just get me going. There so many damn good ones here from everyone this time, too, so I don't envy Richard Belzer and Lenore Skenazy.
Later, Biden's handlers decided he should have went with the yellow tie.
I love the variety of wits that come out in this kind of thing. My personal favorite, by EddiePo, reminds me of what I love about Albert Brooks:
"Biden's handlers later decided he should have worn a yellow tie."
EddyO!
Good job!!!!!
Big thanks as well to everyone who participated - y'all are a damn funny bunch. :-D
I hope you do this again some time, Bob - it really helped to get my mind moving in the morning, more so than a good cup of coffee.
Another fun post Bob. And congrats Greg.