Bob Eckstein

Bob Eckstein
Location
New York City, New York,
Birthday
February 27
Title
Publisher of Today's Snowman.com
Bio
Snowman expert, author of The History of the Snowman and New Yorker cartoonist. Twitter; snowmanexpert

Editor’s Pick
JULY 31, 2009 5:48PM

"Don't spoil your appetite—your father just found a burger."

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Seagulls R rated

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Have a great time in Boulder! Sorry I can't make it.
Bob - a great title!

I would think South Beach adds a world of exotic taste to a Seagull’s diet.

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I'm going to hang this in the clinic.
Thanks, GMG...

Steve, you do and your patients will respect you.
As always, you're the best!
Literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD. Thanks, Bob.
HA! I thought this was going to be about poverty. Glad it wasn't!
Very funny & rated!
Bob, very nicely done!
Yeah. This is coming with me when I visit my parents in Maine next week.
Bob, the riddle of the sand in the SB candy bars is solved...
Health care costs in a year for America because of obesity, 157 Billion Dollars...Those pigeons may starve...
Hooray!!! I had no idea I could eat all the crap I wanted on South Beach. Thank god. Tomorrow I am going for the sand tarts....

Really really really good one Bob!
Two punchlines for the price of one...you're spoiling us, Bob! (and both funny, too...)
Ah... my South Beach.
Love to wake up to the morning cartoons - just like when I was a kid. Your's especially! I'm sure lots of people on the SB diet would fight those seagulls for the fries.
LOVE this and am pleased that the editors had the good taste to feature it.
That just might help me get into a bikini, nothing else seems to!
THIS would make a great t-shirt. Just saying.......
Made me laugh!! Your mind is a trip!
Great cartoon! Made me laugh and miss the beach too!
Bob, given that cigarettes consist mostly of tobacco leaves, it might be just the dish vegan seagulls have been searching for.
Ha!! Thanks for making me laugh!
Thanks everyone.

Cartouche, if you want to make it a T-shirt I'd be happy to e-mail you the high res artwork–just how to promise to show how it comes out!
Great stuff, Bob! Everyone's missing the irony though. I thought it was common knowledge that ground up seagull is the main ingredient in The South Beach Diet. It's the beaks that make them crunchy.
There is nothing, my friend, like starting the week with a good laugh. Thanks for providing the opportunity. :-D

Thumbed, of course.
Brilliant as always.
I'm emailing this to my Mom cause she is now back the SB diet. I hope you don't mind.