But I'll say it again, I saw that second one and immediately had a flash-back. Cracked me up, but unlike Nikki I am accustomed to you cracking me up so I put the coffee down before I clicked over here.
The rest of the I/T staff were starting to get annoyed at my regular requests for new keyboards/monitors. :-D
...And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean Me upon my pony on my boat
The mystery masked man was smart He got himself a Tonto 'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free But Tonto he was smarter And one day said kemo sabe Kiss my ass I bought a boat I'm going out to sea...
Some of my favorites yet! If it was my mom driving that wagon in #2, she would also be blindly swinging her arm towards the backseat trying to grab/smack one of us while she drove.
Put a Toyota van in place of the wagon and you get the idea of traveling with my kids when they were young. rAted! (I always felt Tonto was seething in silence.)
Funny stuff, Mr. Bob. I'm so old, I remember The Lone Ranger from radio -- the mask tends to lose it's affect audio only, know what I mean? As for Tonto, we're told that means stupid. So how smart do you have to be to ride around wearing a mask risking your life going after bad guys for free? Get a job and a life, Lone.
Thanks all...bbd; I didn't know that song...Had different post but couldn't get permission from those I included in it so I posted this Western theme so I could participate in Cartoon Saturday and let the editors know I appreciate the spotlight they set-up for the cartoonists. Will post the my own Best Advice For First Novel next week instead after I take out some of the names.
The second one reminds me of the time, when I was six, that we took a trip out west. Five kids, mom and dad, packed into a station wagon towing a trailer. Driving up Pikes Peak, we were stopped by a ranger who was making everyone turn around because snow was blocking the road up ahead. Station wagon + trailer + turning around on a narrow windy road + looking out the window and down down down = a very short life passing before my eyes... ANYWAY... great stuff as always Bob! R.
It's funny 'cause it's true! They had a very contentious relationship. What most folks don't know is Tonto now works with Zorro and they get along great.
Just wanted you to know that this was at least a 4 day comment... I'm new to OS and just stumbled accross your stuff. Love it. Thanks for a great start to a Tuesday.
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But I'll say it again, I saw that second one and immediately had a flash-back. Cracked me up, but unlike Nikki I am accustomed to you cracking me up so I put the coffee down before I clicked over here.
The rest of the I/T staff were starting to get annoyed at my regular requests for new keyboards/monitors. :-D
...And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea...
From If I Had A Boat
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Great stuff, Bob. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
What? 'Sidekick'?
Nevermind...
Love these, as usual.
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Much to admire about that!
Richard Fox
enjoyed your work, Bob!
Great stuff, Bob!
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Love bbd's quote;
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea...
smart AND funny......it's a rare combo - so refreshing.
You always make me laugh.