I have the worst luck! Just as I'm getting some press as a snowman expert, along comes this Tiger Woods stealing my spotlight. The thanks I get for being a spectacular husband.
I actually drew up a couple of questionable Tiger Woods cartoons when the latest wrinkle of the remarkable drama unfolded over the air–the mother-in-law getting verklempt–and those cartoons became even more questionable (e.g. Caddy leaning over Tiger lining up a putt, “Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked. Even if they’re ugly.”).
Okay. Seriously. How does one find time to have affairs with, as of press-time, 9 blondes? Secondly, expect to keep that under wraps from your wife while you are our generation's wealthiest athlete? None of his advisers had the wherewithal to sit him down and help him steer clear of this (meltdown, tree, fire hydrant...)?
Had enough? Fine. Here's another snowman piece by Smithsonian (where I pissed off all these Calvin & Hobbs fans by sharing I was annoyed with Bill Watterson).
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And I also enjoyed the Smithsonian article, but I must say, "Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons" still remains a favorite of mine to this day.
;-)
Designator, you're on to something. Maybe I have to spend more time outdoors if you know what I mean...
Spotted Mind, I had never heard of that. Did you make this up? I'm going on Amazon now to investigate.
It's a Calvin & Hobbes book. :-)
R
Grif, thanks for suggestion. It needs to be fleshed out more.
Buffy, I'm crawled up in the fetal position.
John, I don't have the abs for affairs.
Thanks, Inagoodway for friending!!
Con, I haven't been leaving comments (or posts) but nice work lately, funny stuff (John, same with your bar-b-q piece).
To add to what d said, maybe you could superimpose Tiger's face on the snowmen - then you'd really have something!
(And just to let you know, I just bought History of the Snowman. I know, I know, I'm really, really late!)
No, thanks for buying it. Open Salon has been a great boost for my book (...and my social life...and honing my cartoons...).
Gotta run–I have some Photoshopping to do. I'll post it on my magazine Today's Snowman down the road. If you have any snowmen pics, please send.
11 women? Do you think we're going to see the "I have a sexual addiction" confession sometime in the next few days?
As for Tiger, I WAS a huge fan but lost all respect for him–it's a disgrace. Now there's rumors he has been with all the Kardashians.
Loved the Smithsonian piece.
That's a lot of action even for a professional putter!
Well, SOMEONE had to say it.
Excellent work as always, Bob, and remember to watch out for those iceholes. ;-D
Rated. RatedRatedRatedRatedRatedRatedRatedRatedRatedRated.
That's eleven.
Because:
You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where? Nowhere. Exactly. what we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? Eleven. Exactly. One louder.