Shouts And Mallomars
- New York, New York,
- November 02
- Starving Writer
- Quirky, Edgy Authoress, Phanatically Baseball Lite. Writing the great American smutty memoir. Bonnie's words can be found in places like TheFix, YourTango, Modern Love Rejects, Salon, Petside, Babble, Perils of Divorced Pauline, Newsday and NYResident. Lisa Belkin wrote about Bonnie in Motherlode and Anderson Cooper interviewed her. Follow Bonnie on Twitter: bonnieb_writer
MY RECENT POSTS
- I Have Parkinson's Disease
October 24, 2014 11:05PM
- ISIS, Delta Airlines, My Son
And My Dead Mother
September 23, 2014 01:58PM
- My Dog Almost Died Today
August 18, 2014 01:09PM
- The JDL Fascinated Me, Then I
Hated Them, Now I Support Them
July 25, 2014 01:59PM
- My Beagle's Life & My Screwed
July 05, 2014 11:59PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “oh those drakes yodels
that many have tried to copy
i have trouble
April 15, 2012 09:31PM
- “just reread all your
comments and am blown away by
of people who ve
April 15, 2012 08:34PM
- “I first ''met'' Demi
when she was on General
Rooting for her to
January 31, 2012 04:08PM
- “people keep saying oh it
s so easy to get food stamps
anyone can get them --
December 08, 2011 05:58PM
- “i knew it -- congrats on
editors pick -- i love this
September 27, 2011 08:58AM
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Please no sorries, just give me your dopamine.
First you cry, then you gulp down a valium, and then you say fuck you to the Parkinson’s Disease you’ve been handed. And then you keep crying at any moment. Cooking, driving and food shopping, and when you’re trying to deci… Read full post »
Another blog on the Times of Israel. This one about being a nervous mother who seeks the help of her dead mother to protect her son.
Please read, react, share. Thanks in advance. Read full post »
I just wrote a blog for the Times of Israel, and I would appreciate it if you could read, respond, share. Thanks.
Update: got my dog through Lyme disease. Now she has a hematoma on her left ear. She needs surgery this week. She needs your help. Please.
My dog needs your help. Please. If you can contribute, please go to above mentioned site. Thank you.
My b… Read full post »
When I saw Paul McCartney being driven into Citifield’s parking lot, it was a 45 year dream come true of seeing the Beatle who I didn’t want to marry, or have an affair with but who I came to see as the father I never had who I so wanted. That… Read full post »
A Facebook friend accused me of panhandling because I kept reposting my GoFundMe.com plea seeking financial help for my sick dog. Upset at the accusation from a man I had an interest in, I couldn’t stop staring at his words. The paragraph became a humiliating mess in front of me for… Read full post »
Ferrell still needs medical care, and here is another plea for the life of my love, my dog.
My dog had a seizure, and his heart stopped for a couple of seconds. It happened, tonight, as we were preparing to leave the Kingston Emergency Animal… Read full post »
December 25 update. Ferrell at doggie Er for the night. His calcium levels are dangerously low. He needs a miracle. And I need a miracle. My boy. And gofundme.com thank you everyone.
A plea for your help...
I never write dog stories. I’m busy penning bit… Read full post »
I sold ammo for Walmart, all along thinking “Bonnie, it’s just a paycheck.” I’m such a pathetic liar. But I needed that piece of paper to survive past due to paster due. As a forty something divorced mother with a college education and a thin res… Read full post »
I am a liberal Democrat. ProChoice. ProMarriageEquality. Against the death penalty, nuclear power plants and fracking. I am voting for Mitt Romney. There. I just admitted what I’ve been grappling with for over four years. How a New York City Jewish moth… Read full post »
Which man, with salt and pepper hair, is the one for this writer?
When you got your period did your mother throw you a party?
When your daughter got her period did you throw her a party?
When I got my period, my mother took me to the gynecologist -- when I was not quite yet nine...
I never understood why when I was growing up we didn’t hang Christmas lights outside our home. It wasn’t like we were the only Jews not doing it. There were plenty of us. When I was six years old, my mother married a Lutheran man who was the superintendent of a… Read full post »
The Vegetarian and the Deer Hunters, orginally, appeared on ModernLoveRejects.com. Hunting season will be starting soon up in these areas. I, a vegetarian, forgot "Trucks" had steak and ketchup breath when we kissed. How could I answer to Bambi? What would you have done?
Chocoholic update: This writer wins the stupid award for driving through downed trees she never saw during nature's horror show to get some chocolate.
The Washington Post recently proclaimed, “Chocolate protects the heart.” It read, as I always hoped it would, t… Read full post »
The swans, geese and ducks were squawking over by the pond. As the hawks were yelling about how they wanted my 15 year old wheaten terrier, Milo, to come on over for breakfast, I walked outside with my three other dogs, the chihuahua, the beagle, the llasa cocker mix and a/… Read full post »
I drove 30 minutes to the county’s only social services office in my twenty year old Chevy that got seven miles per gallon. I nicknamed the car my “Mercedes,” feeling so down on myself that that would be the closest I would ever come to having my Benz. The Caprice was… Read full post »