1. Lingerie & pajamas. What do you really sleep in?
Skin! Cool, dry, just bathed skin
2. What’s the one thing in your refrigerator you’re goddamned angry about if someone touches it?
Watermelon
Go ahead and try
3. What’s the one thing you do so well that when you’ve done it, you stand back and say, “YES!”
Restore/Rebuild Antiques
4. What’s your one piece of clothing that you want to wear everyday and you would if you could and not get stared at
Exactly what I wear now, 24/7, hot or freezing, wet or dry. Cotton shorts with as many pockets as possible, cotton sleeveless t-shirts, cotton socks and Coleman brand hiking shoes from K-Mart
5. What scares the shit out of you?
I can't honestly think of anything. I like tornadoes, earthquakes, lightning storms. Maybe being around people who've been drinking and are shooting guns, but even that is more like "you morons" than scared.
Ahh! Living in the deep south. I could not survive the mentality or culture.
6. What is your favorite physical feature? The one you look at and think, “damn, that’s good!”
I can still at least grow a mustache and goatee and it's cool, all white and all.
7. Have you ever actually read the Bible?
Oh God! Ad-naseum, along with the Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Covenance, Pearl of Great Price, a bit of the Qur'an. Oh yea, Buddhism for idiots :-), Bahai texts.
8. Who is the most overrated celebrity / personality / politician / human being to ever walk earth?
Not sure what you mean by overrated.
The biggest cheater, liar, killer - King Dubya George II
The most useless - Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton
The worst actor - John Wayne
9. What is your favorite physical activity?
Like most, SEX. But unlike most, it's been so damned long, I can't remember the plays in the play book
10. What is the worst concert you’ve ever seen? And folks, if you can name more than one - rethink your definition of worst. Worst. Go
Beach Boys at Anaheim Stadium, long after their voices gave out and they should've hung it up.
11. You control the world’s radio station for the length of one song. (One song for God’s sake. One. Draw your line.) What tune do you play?
Cherokee Morning Song
Nightwish - The Islander
Archie Roach - There is a Garden
Yea! Yea! Yea! One tune, but I took over the station and barrickaded the doors. Tough Shit!
12. First kiss. Yeah, we know your Mother kissed your head. We get all that. First real - OMG that shook my knees - kiss. You tasted - you wanted more.
I've had many, many fine kisses, but the absolute heart-dropping, ass kicking kisses that-took my breath away were from my now wife. I was a Mormon Missionary and was making out with her in her bedroom (what? That doesn't sound like a Mormon Missionary to you??)
Her kisses created out-of-body experiences for me so often, I frequently left for home leaving my body on the bed, forgetting all about it. She gave such dazzling, breathless kisses my head spun, literally, so much I could not stand for many minutes afterwards. I can still remember the moist, soft, supple heat of her lips. And oh the whispers in my ears? I think I can still hear them and feel the heat from her breath on my ears.
13. You can have anything to drink on earth. What one beverage is your favorite?
Water. I like ice water
14. What film do you love so much that when you view it you follow the dialogue in your head?
Hands down - Tombstone "You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me" And "I'll be your Huckleberry"
15. Okay. You’re damn tired. It’s been a long day. You want to go to bed but you don’t have any sheets on it. Do you make it? Or throw yourself on it?
Pull my shoes off (or not), and drop.
16. Who is the funniest person ever?
Robin Williams, especially in "Bird Cage"
17. If you could have one more look at a person, who would you choose?
My wife - before we aged.
18. There are no health issues: no diabetes, no cholesterol, no high blood pressure. We don’t have to gnaw fiber. You can eat what you want without consequence. What’s for breakfast?
An omelet with fresh spinach, fresh tomato, avocado and feta cheese along with a bottle of decent champagne
19. Yeah. You can have him/her and there are no consequences. Who? Who is your ideal partner?
CNN HLN Robin Meade
20. What is your deal breaker in a friendship (not a romantic relationship)?
Mean-hearted personality
21. If you could effortlessly change one aspect of yourself, what would you choose?
Change the fact that I'm too easily fooled
22. If you can banish one thing from the earth - what would you chose? And come on - let’s let beauty pageant contestants handle hatred, poverty, and racism. What one thing do you want removed without consequence?
Religion
23. What’s the best product? What item do you recommend to people?
Watermelon
Just don't take mine
24. If you could, would you live on a desert island? In a monastery? Do you like solitude or do you like people surrounding you
Island - with people, prefereably Veronica, nude :-)
25. What is your best childhood memory?
Having sex in the back seat of my 57 Ford Fairlane at the Starlight Drive-in Theatre.
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Rated.
Tink, you screw around with my precious and I'll send bich shop us to your home again
zanelle - the world would be so damned pleasant without all that nonsense
kat - absolutely the best western ever made. The kisses were like drugs to me.
O' really - the people who write the rules never seem to get it right, do they.
Libmom - I suppose sex is a bit like riding a bike, but the bike's gotta let you on first :-)
Owl - I think that's about the same time I saw them too. Pitiful.
Jack - I was hoping if I gave him another chance, he'd get it right the second time around :-)
Gee, I wish I'd grown up Morman instead of Catholic...
Religion? Really?
I gotta go with greed.
Loved this, especially the music of Archie...
Best Wishes,
Blittie
Cathy - hell if I know. I get carried away with them and forget where i saw it to begin with. Archie's music is excellent. Love it
Blittie - they are inded fun. Provides one with a small opportunity for introspect, something all us egotistical humans love :-)
LL - hell yes I do. Always have and probably always will. I think it's an Okie thing
Muse - yea I saw that on your post, pretty cool huh. I actually had to take a second look to make sure I'd switched from my page to yours.
Veronica - Whew! I thought you'd slap me or something :-)