"One in five Irishmen don't want sex." so says Molly Muldoon IrishCentral.com Staff Writer

 And I have  no reason to doubt her claims, in fact, me being of the Irish too, married to a second generation Scot las, I'm inclined to tek Ms Muldoon's story on the strong probability that she's spot on.  After all, we Irish will only be toyed with fer a shart time afore we begin blow'n a bit o steam ourselves, ya know. 

I mane hell's bell's ya lass' whadya xpect?  Nearly 20% of us have been driven beyon the brink of madness fur years thru starvation and toyin.  Now it be our turn, and thu furst thang ya du is ye go tu thu papers abou tit?

"Irish men are losing their libido as one-in-five Irish men have little to no interest in sex according to systemic family therapist David Kavanagh. (could it be theat they've said ahh fuc kit, I'm tired o playing thu games???)

He believes that the situation is “a crisis we urgently need to address”. However Irish men’s loss of sexual desire is not something that they are willing to talk about with the lads down in the pub, he explains." 

I dunno what pub this Kavanagh character's bane visitn, bu tit ain't ben the one aigh been se tin at, perhaps e's lost 'is earing or somng fer it be the subject of every table I visit and if it ain't when I got there, it damned sure ba when thu on when I lave, that's fu damn sure. 

And wat's this sudden crisis we urgently need ta address fer Chrres sake peaple?  Where was thu crresis management folks when we lads were writhin in the bed sticking hot needels in the eyes to distract the pain and all the lass' could du was giggle at our predicament.  Where I ask!  Where was all ya chrresis helpers when we lads were trying to hide the woodies at the sight of the lass's in a wind storm.  Where, I ask?  Where?

"The family therapist reiterates that talking about your sex life openly and honestly is one of the first steps to a healthy sex life.

"Sex is about a reciprocal relationship," Kavanagh noted. "It's only when we realize this and confront it, taking all the prejudices that society has about men and sex out of the mix, that we can go forward."

Talk!  Talk!  That's the trick you've been pullin on us fer years!  "Let's talk about it, talk about it until yo ba falin betta. 

Well we been talkin fu years lass's and now 'tis time thet you du thu listenin. 

I have a pair of socks over in that drawer!  I'll hade me woody whal ya pass me ta get it.

Well, likely not, but it was a nice thougt, wudn et?