I sure wish you wouldn't. It neither shocks nor illuminates nor adequately describes intimacy. Rather, it's just the vulgar verbal gesticulation of someone who's having problems expressing themselves in a more appropriate fashion. It is neither cute nor amusing. Put tongue firmly in cheek and find other more descriptive adjectives or verbs to round out your vocabulary.

Oh, lighen up, Walter.

You won't be seeing me anymore anyway.

Nice head!

WELL SAID!!!!!

I like your style Boyd. You are strainght and to the point not at all verbose. Unlike your brother Floyd who likes to beat around the vajazzled bush-less vajajay.

That's "straight and to the point"

FA QUE, Boyd ;)

Oh, fine, Trudge. I was going to leave you all my ratings, but now? That's six fuckin' ratings per post you just talked yourself out of, buddy boy. Eight when I use the word "fuck" in the title.

@Floyd, does this mean you don't like bedazzled vajayjays?
BTW, my lawyer will be calling you concerning the breach of contract over the ratings thing.

I'll take them. And I'd appreciate them more than Trudge anyway.

I miss you already.