Brassawe

Brassawe
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San Miguel de Allende, Guanajuato, Mexico
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March 23
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1947. --------------------------- It takes a lot of horsepower to generate profound thoughts. Ya gotta remember that I am only running a tiny, old four-cylinder Chevette brain here . . . but it does not use any gasoline.

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FEBRUARY 23, 2012 2:02PM

La Dolce Vita

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Mind rot can take hold of a vulnerable brain my age so easily, enhancing and accelerating its natural degeneration. This frightens me. It is for this reason that I am cautious about my exposure to television, a device second only to the iPhone and Blackberry type devices in its insidious ability to rot the mind when abused. Notwithstanding my fear, over the last couple of evenings, I have turned on the television here at the farmhouse. The dish is scheduled to shut down in six days. So there is that outer limit to my exposure.

The other safeguard that I have put in place is to limit my television viewing to programs in black and white only. Nothing in color. The risk factors for mind rot are much lower and more manageable if one avoids any programming in color. Even so, one cannot be too careful. Nonetheless, last evening I recklessly exposed myself to 174 minutes of television in the early evening. I shall save you the math and tell you that is nearly three hours. The reason for this massive exposure was that I bumped into Federico Fellini's film La Dolce Vita on a channel denominated TMCXM, whatever that is. It had been some years since I had watched La Dolce Vita

Goddamn, what an entertaining film! It is impossible to categorize this film, so funny in parts, so outré in other parts, and so dark in still others. My favorite actor of all time is Marcello Mastroianni, although to this day I am not sure that I am pronouncing his name correctly. The man was lethally handsome in his youth and remained so into his later years. Yet, he specialized in these roles in which he is befuddled and frustrated by the women around him. Of course he was never better than when he was working with Federico Fellini. And what a batch a women surround him in this film!

First, there is his volatile girlfriend Emma, played by Yvonne Furneaux. It is fair to say that her performance has been underrated historically. Anouk Aimée plays the promiscous Maddalena, the bored socialite. Fanny the French dancer played by Magali Noël is a dandy character. Nico, the gal who sang with the Velvet Underground, even makes an appearance. Then there is Anita Ekberg, an actress who holds a special place in my life. She plays the witless American starlet come to Rome. We tend to associate her with this film because her image is slathered all over the posters, but actually, her part of the film at the beginning is a smaller one than I remembered.



 

In 1956 when I was nine years old I saw Anita Ekberg for the first time in the old movie theater in the little town near here. The film was a forgettable, unintentional farce called Zarak starring Victor Mature--in the same category with The Conqueror starring John Wayne as Genghis Kahn, the funniest film not intended to be funny of all time. Of course Zarak did not seem funny in 1956. In any event Anita Ekberg in Zarak brought on my true sexual awakening. She flipped my switch to the “On” position then and there. It was those preternaturally spectacular breasts of course.

Later in life my primary visual focus shifted from female breasts to the female rear end for reasons that are beyond the scope of this treatise. In any event I suppose I should say that it is Anita Ekberg's breasts that hold the special place in my life, second in importance only to those at which I suckled as a babe. Watching La Dolce Vita again last evening was therefore a sentimental journey in that regard, also.

I'll tell you this. I am resolved not to let so much time pass again before I take another look at La Dolce Vita. There is so much in it that I still have not seen it all. And it is in black and white, thank God.

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Excellent film. Lovely breasts, I agree.
Interesting thoughts on mind rot. : )
I await the treatise on your shift from breasts to read ends. Strangely,I never saw this movie but I did see Ekberg's breasts naked while leafing trough an early edition of Playboy in the back of Liss' Drug Store. R
I await the treatise on your shift from breasts to read ends. Strangely,I never saw this movie but I did see Ekberg's breasts naked while leafing trough an early edition of Playboy in the back of Liss' Drug Store. R
In 1956 I was 14...........and oh how I remember Anita.

Today I guess she would be considered fat.

:-) / r
What is it about Italian directors, apart from their casting, their sets, their bottomless fund of stories & impeccable eyes ?
Thank you, i needed to relax and this did it.
Kind of like talking with/listening to a rare but interesting stranger in a pub with added breasts in a nearby seat that you know are real and won't implode and ruin your meal.

"Press sink please FRed(tm)."
Oh I love that film and all of his with Fellini. What a mind feast and if it rot so be it.
Brassawe - what can I say? Only that Marrrcelllo was the man all italian young men wanted to be and Federico the one and only director for the greatest series of films from i Vitelloni (bianco e nero) onward Anita, the swedish woman for our sweaty dreams; in one movie, black and white of course, there was an incredible scene with her on a huge advertising poster in Rome while a song played urging people to drink more milk....such was Italy in the 50's....
Saluti
...I forgot, I still get so moved when I hear the score by Nino Rota...
I've not seen it, well parts of it. And if your mind is going to rot, let it be in black and white! R
I could lick all of Italy like a Popsicle on a hot day--movies and TV aside.
I have not seen it in decades
sounds like I can watch it with only a portion of the brain rot
since it has not been colorized by the Turner people.
Thanks for helping me fill 174 minutes with amusement
rated with love
Very interesting. I too recall Anita, and for the same reasons! I only vaguely recall that movie. I was too young to "get" it, what ever it is. Wasn't that the flick which featured some man, perhaps Marcello, riding on the back of Anita as she crawled around the party on her hands and knees? I will now add this to my Netflix queue.
I need to see this movie. And not just because of those admittedly stunning breasts!
Loved the movie but loved Fellini's Amorcord even more.
My favorite adolescent sex object was Ingrid Bergman in For Whom the Bell Tolls. God she was hot!! Isabella Rossellini was great as well.

OMoM