Brian B

Brian B
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Thunder Bay, Canada
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November 14
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Devil's Advocate
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The Sort of Company your mother warned you about
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A Work in Progress. When not doing the devil's work, I'm the single parent of two great young men, living playing and working in beautiful Thunder Bay Ontario. That's at the western end of Lake Superior - the North end of Highway 61. from here, you can just drive all the way to New Orleans, though I have yet to do it.

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FEBRUARY 8, 2009 11:28AM

If I could draw a straight line...

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If I could draw a straight line, I'd be an artist.

 Okay, maybe not for a living, but definitely for an avocation.

 I love art. Colour, shape, texture... the ability to capture the universe in a simple representation is an exquisite talent. I am thankful when those talented people share their vision and passion. Though "simple" itself is a misnomer, because even simplicity itself is a reduction of complex proportions. And by "representation", I am not limiting the discussion to representationalist schools of art. Abstract is fine with me. Or impressionist. Just about any "ist" in fact.

Maybe I should have studied art history, so I would know all the various "-ists" and what they stand for. The basic course at my university was notoriously easy, and, being gifted with an exceptional memory, I likely would have tested well, getting good grades. Would that have guided me into a career based on art, rather than dealing for the devil?  Or would it have reinforced my academic interest in history itself, steering me towards teaching, or documentary films?Or at least equipped me to appreciate more than 'I know what I like'?

 The road not considered is another road not taken, along with the ones diverging in the woods.

 Why did I not even consider art history? Because in that feminist yet still sexist era, it was a 'girly' course? Because I was too career oriented, and filled my elective slots with 'practical' courses like philosophy?

Perhaps it all began to go 'wrong', i.e. down the other road, all the way back in kindergarten, where I failed staying within the lines. I was a killer at 'one of these things don't belong' though, so got promoted into grade one.  Whew...

Despite that setback, I persevered and took one year of art in high school. My inability to draw a straight line caught up to me then. I've blocked out the grade, but know it was my lowest score, even worse than my 'good effort' gift grade in phys ed (my different abilities limited my participation, but the teachers liked my spirit).

I enjoy gallery visits, would buy more art if my tastes did not exceed my means. I probably could read more about art, and educate myself further. Which rounds out the circle to why I never took art history - would applying myself to the study of a subject which is performance based merely constantly remind me of what I can not be? 

I've always been one to stay on the road I'm travelling. I meet lots of interesting fellow travellers.

Maybe I should take a wine tasting course instead.

 

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You would be surprised at how many artists can't draw a straight line. In fact, that skill is over-rated in the non-art world. What matters most is seeing, really seeing. And then adding 'you' to the seeing. I think you do that just fine.
There are no straight lines in Nature. It's a man-made concept that destroyed the world: divide and conquer. Stick to curves. They are more sensual. If I'm not mistaken, an entire book was written about the "S" in great artists' work. Seriously.

I was never allowed to take art in high school. I was in the "college" track. Isn't that just ridiculous? Now I make art for a living.

Look for the price of art to begin to drop. No one can afford it and artists need to eat. I've lowered mine by half and it's still difficult to find buyers. Used to be I couldn't create it fast enough.

Rated.
thanks for the comments.

was it Picasso who said that before you can make abstract art you need to master the straight line?

I'm old enough that straight line thinking was all the vogue - I was the first cerebral palsy kid admitted to regular school system.

I tend to buy art from struggling local artists - if their proces fall much, they'll be paying me. With paintings etc, the cost of framing already exceeds to cost of the art.
awww, I like this piece, Brian. My 20 year old daughter just added art history as a minor to her anthropology studies because she can see that "learning about art will always make me think more broadly, Mom. Art just does that to your brain. It opens it up." She may never make a dime, but her brain will work.

Take a class. Go for it. It's winter in Canada, for what, six more months? Take a class...
I feel for you Brian as I'm about in the same category. I do love art though and especially the local artists at craft fairs. There are so many beautiful things to see in life and sometimes we don't see it but, with art we can get the concept. It allows us to have new ideas, it's stimulating, it can make us laugh or be sad and change our mood. Art history sounds good but then so does a wine tasting course. Good post!
six more months?> not with weather like we have today ...-2C. Winter semester courses are half done. Not sure I'd like being the 'old weird guy' in university courses. wine tasting sounds better all the time...
Hey, Brian, Jackson Pollack threw paint spatters all over canvases and made millions from his "art." You're so creative, surely you can create whatever you want. And btw, writing is art too.
I agree with Sally - writing is an art. You are creating something with words, instead of oils and watercolors. Sadly, I'm one of those people who draw stick figures that look anemic.

(But wine tasting sounds like a heck of a lot of fun.)
I'm chiming in on the writing is art thing here. Yes. Maybe you can't draw a straight line, but you can write the words that make us see the straight line in our head. That's got to count for something, right? And as to going back to school as an older student. You won't be alone. I see a lot of students who don't fit the 18-22 demographic. They are my favorite students, because life has taught them just how valuable an education is.
stick figures might be an improvement on my drawing... perspective has always been a challenge. So, yeah, words as art sound right... for now.
Take both classes: art and wine tasting. There are major correlations.

So many things we tell ourselves are just stories. Seeing taking the course as something that might remind you of what you cannot be..why suffer like that. Enjoy it and be grateful for the simple experience of learning. Rated.
Drafting requires rulers. Art does not. Never too late to start.
gee, all this encouragement might flush me out of hibernation...
I love your thoughts brian. Great post. being an artist has nothing to do with drawing a straight line -- or any lines at all.
I was in an art school for about 5 years and finally dropped out because I was no good at it.

So I guess all I have to offer here is my empathy.
Moana: the road I'm on is a mighty fine road. From the comments generally, it seems the tone of this post came across more somber than I intended. Rather than being read as a comment on 'the road not taken', people read it as regrets. Je ne regrette rien.
Cindy: all these compliments might go to my head.
let's definitely flush you out of hibernation, my friend. I say go for it! Take an art court and go meet some groovy chicks ;)
doh. Art COURSE. I promise we will not take you to art court, no matter how slurred your lines end up!
I have studied art, but I am NO artist ... it's something I always dream of being though. I'm not a pianist either, I have no musical talent, but I can read music and play most anything ... I just don't understand why skill can't translate to art ... what a bummer!!!
oh, caro...groovy chicks a third my age? yikes!

Moms... I can't play music either.
Brian, I think every animal I draw looks like an anemic dog. However, my children always thought my drawings were "awesome." Do what gives you pleasure. And the wine-tasting might do that too.
COS: I can do a decent circular cat, if you don't expect perfect circles...
I have always enjoyed writing and by best friend enjoyed painting. Now, she writes and I paint occassionally. Go figure.

One of my favorite lines, "The road not considered is another road not taken, along with the ones diverging in the woods." So true.

You wrote, "...would buy more art if my tastes did not exceed my means." This is true for many, but, at least it is not the other way around. Some have more "means" than taste!