Brian B

Brian B
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Thunder Bay, Canada
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November 14
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Devil's Advocate
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The Sort of Company your mother warned you about
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A Work in Progress. When not doing the devil's work, I'm the single parent of two great young men, living playing and working in beautiful Thunder Bay Ontario. That's at the western end of Lake Superior - the North end of Highway 61. from here, you can just drive all the way to New Orleans, though I have yet to do it.

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OCTOBER 16, 2009 9:12AM

On Tulips and squirrels -updated

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No, this post is not about "The Squirrel". hopefully, he doesn't eat tulips, unless whatever's in the crockpot is really vile that night.

 It IS the time of year when I should be planting more tulip bulbs, though I somehow managed to forget that until  talking gardening over coffee yesterday. My friend mentioned she had 400 tulips in her yard, and I was reminded that since only about half the three dozen bulbs I planted last year bloomed, I ought to plant more before the ground freezes. Which might be any day now, or might be in a month.

Many of the tulips that did not bloom this year never had a chance, because they were just squirrel food. Many a morning last fall, and early this spring, I would leave the house to find a few (more) bulbs dug up and gnawed upon. I would sometimes replant them, but sometimes not be able to commit to dirtying my hands, thinking I would get them later. But after a while, when the same bulbs resurfaced yet again, my enthusiasm waned. 

Tulip bulbs seem to be squirrel caviar.

Still, I love the glorious early spring colour of the tulips, after a long bleak winter which in God's country lingers too far into spring. I firmly believe and understand that "if you don't grow, you die". which in the case of the tulips, means since the darn varmints are bound to try eating more of my remaining few, I ought to include the garden center in my travels tomorrow.

Who knows, maybe MY tulips might look like this:

tulip3

 UPDATE -I planted 50+ more bulbs. Tulips & crocuses along the front of the house, a few Narcissus around the birdbath in back. The picture on one package lookeda lot like the one above, so here's hoping that spring bursts forth with dazzling colour chez B.

 

 

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You are right on the spot, Brian! I've given up on planting tulip bulbs for the same reason. They're only squirrel fodder! Great, beautiful photo.
I hope that you do indeed, get those tulips planted this year!
I was just thinking I may plant mine under cover of night this year... think that'll work?
Pam: I refuse to give up!
tai: I've got the garden centre on my list!
carrie: the varmints seem to do their work at night- the refuse seems greatest in the morning!
i can't relate to this at all, never having beena ny kind of gardener. but i love your writing and you mulling over an issue and the photo is fabulous. love love love and gratitude
I like reading you.

BTW, the squirrels own our yard. There is no hope for bulbs, tomatoes or pumpkins! Last year, my kids spent hours carving jack o lanterns--we foolishly set their handiwork out for display on the front steps--only to find the faces eaten out in the morning. Nature is blind...
theo: you might not garden but you know beauty...thanks
sp: well, they didn't get my tomatoes, but sure dug up a lot of the plants...nothing like coming out in the morning to find pansies strewn across the lawn.
huh. squirrels eat tulip bulbs? who knew. not i! tulips -- and their gardeners -- get new respect from me now that i know they're so hard to get from bulb to bloom. and here i thought you just tucked them into the dirt and you were good to go for life ....
cindy: if only tulips and marriages worked that way...
even our crockpots don't get so vile i'd eat tulips. hah.
squirrel... well, your canadian cousins are already into my new offerings.