Does anyone else remember this club (The Ancient Order of Turtles)? I learned it from a friends stepfather when I was 11 years old. I thought it was the coolest thing ever.
In my lifetime, I'm sure I've only had that query asked of me maybe two or three times total, but when its asked, it is SO much fun to know the proper response.
Does anyone out there know it?
PS. No googling!
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To those of you who know nothing of what we speak, the following is a link that explains...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Order_of_Turtles - 41k
However, I simply MUST know the answers (had to Google, couldn't stop myself)...
http://community-2.webtv.net/warmrainynight/AreYouATurtle/page2.html
1. What on a man is so hard you can hang your hat on it?
2. What is long and black and full of seamen?
3. What does a woman do sitting down, that a man does standing up, and a dog does on three legs?
Mr. E, I never knew about the qualifying questions until just recently when I researched the club. Its kind of neat that it originated during WW II as a drinking game. Who new?
Thanks for commenting.
The answer to the man, woman, dog question is clearly: shake hands.
Slowly Rated.