Brown Eyed Girl's Blog
Brown Eyed Girl
- Location
- Bel Air, Maryland, USA
- Birthday
- August 27
- Bio
- Writer, Educator, former police officer, never been to Spain.
Published my first book in September--"Toepicks, Cadaver Dogs, and Sports With No Balls".
I like to believe that you really can't reflect on life until you can find the humor that is hidden away in some little secret pocket or slit in the fabric.
This, of course, is different from a hole.
MY RECENT POSTS
- I Bear Witness
March 23, 2013 01:24PM - Twenty-One
February 02, 2013 11:15AM - Styicks and Steelers Can Break
My Bones but Brady...
January 22, 2013 01:47PM - Hard to Bear
August 19, 2012 07:06PM - My Kingdom for a Z-Pack
April 06, 2012 09:24AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks for this piece.
Reminds me of the CS Lewis
quote, 'I
don't write for
othe…”
March 25, 2013 03:04PM - “Always love your
writing, you have such a
powerful and
authentic
voice...”
March 25, 2013 03:00PM - “A lovely travel back
down memory lane, makes me
wish I had
gone to a few of
our r…”
March 25, 2013 02:53PM - “Maybe you should just
'reboot'-start off small like
the local
fire department
50-…”
March 25, 2013 02:49PM - “Funny. I'm going to try
giving a venomous swish to my
skirt
next week.”
March 23, 2013 02:40PM
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I Bear Witness
The economic slump has given me a rare opportunity, or in the words of the media moguls of oft-swiped Visa, an opportunity that is ‘priceless’.
My daughter moved back home after completing her undergrad to go to law school. The cost and locatio… Read full post »
Twenty-One
Styicks and Steelers Can Break My Bones but Brady...
On this historic weekend, with the underdog Ravens besting Tom Brady and the Patriots and President Obama holding court to his 2nd inauguration with one hand on two Bibles—Lincoln’s and Martin Luthe… Read full post »
Hard to Bear
Hard to Bear
Recently, I have come to realize that a possible contributing factor for my two offspring remaining single (with a capital Sing) may be my tendency to “Make Inquires”.
When I awoke at 2 am last Tuesday, gasping in pain, my first thought was not of a double shot of Vodka and lemonade,
… Read full post »A Horse With No Name...
As a dog person, I am in a new chapter in my life. I may in fact, be creating a new font, and going by the working title of Adogbe—Bold Italic.
In my… Read full post »
"This is what Quigg said..."
This is what Quigg said.
“It’s bullshit because when you look in the mirror each morning, you don’t see a Assistant Principal, and certainly not a Principal. You see a woman who used to be an undercover cop, and squad commander, who is now working at her second choice i… Read full post »
Why Justin Timberlake Should Date My Daughter
The Pope, My Husband, A Roll of Toilet Paper Walk Into A Bar
So there were two recent events that caused me to do the proverbial “double-take”.
The first was that Scott decided that they are no longer going to put those little cardboard tubes in their toilet paper rolls. So, in the future, when you come to the end of the roll… Read full post »
It takes Balls to Realize It doesn't have to have Balls
The season following a Winter Olympic year is much like the morning after Daylight Savings that takes place in November, nine months later. Everything looks the same but there is a subtle difference that you just can’t wrap your mind around. The clock says it i… Read full post »
Switched At Birth
The first time I knew I should have been switched at birth was when I was seven. My mother was walking through the house and caught her toe on the corner of the coffee table. There are very f… Read full post »
Thinking On a Dream
As the thermometer rises to the mid-nineties, most people’s thoughts turn to the delights of multi-vented air-conditioning, grape popsicles, and the ambivalence of iced-coffees.
My thoughts turn to “mind choreography” and music selection for show programs for ice sk… Read full post »
Raspberry Beret that smells of Ben-Gay
“What is the matter with you?” my daughter queries as I clear my throat and twist the phone a degree above my mouth and swallow.
“Nothing,” I say, but even I hear the break in those two syllables so that the word clings to the ear as if I had retained… Read full post »
Dance To The Music
I imagine the International Skating Union is really a microcosm of our own local government, where before every session someone gets a senator to sponsor a project they hope to make into a bill. Recently, for example, there was large group in our community lobbying for dogs… Read full post »
When You Get the Chance to Sit It Out or Dance....
For many months, I felt like I should be in some type of ‘step’ program—not necessarily a 12, but certainly something to re-direct my focus from the 2-step, or pattern of steps, that make up a dance. Particularly an ice-dance.
My daughter had decided… Read full post »
Shoot or Don't Shoot 101
The first question people ask when they find out you were a cop is, “Have you ever shot anyone?”
The question comes out like it was forced from a speed loader, quick, hollow-point words shrouded in steel jackets.
And you always look down before answering, maybe just to get… Read full post »
Re-gifting--A Wagging Tale
Re-gifting: A Wagging Tale
I am doing what I never thought possible; I am writing a dog story, or really, a bit about dogs. … Read full post »
Mother May I
This past weekend I made the four-hour journey to visit my mother.
I must qualify this by saying that I love my mother—probably to the 10th power. This was not, however, something that I always assumed was reciprocal. In fact, my mother often gave asides, although she was no… Read full post »
Logic Versus Tugging On Superman's Cape
Three years ago:
Logic is a word that we banter about.
The unusual thing about logic is that we use it as a noun and as a verb in a manner of speaking. You can ‘use logic’ or ‘it can be logical’.… Read full post »
JuryDuty CrackWhores Ann Coulter Pat Robertson &Other Peers
Dear Mr/Mrs. Juror Selector:
First of all, let me thank you for summonsing me for panel 43 to serve as a Petit Juror on March 17th. As a registered voter, I am quite aware of the parameters of my civic responsibility—I never litter, I recycle (well sometimes I… Read full post »
Parting Shots With My Daughter
My daughter is now 21 years
old. I feel like I should repeat this, but
I’ll just do it in my head so I don’t bore you.
There are some that might… Read full post »
WHAT THE HELL? HOROSCOPE
I am not really a superstitious person.
Well, in stating this, I must admit that I used to keep a small sheet of paper, dusted in cinnamon, with the numbers 4 and 8 written on it, folded eight times, inside my bra as this was… Read full post »
What Makes A Brow-Beaten Woman
There are some people in my life—my husband and my son—who would proffer that I surround myself with “Freaky” people. My daughter, who wants to be a lawyer, would advise that my friends are eclectic. I don’t usually like to categorize, but if fo… Read full post »
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