Ladies and Gentlemen, here's your answer to the new reality show....The Palins.  Your pigs ear (or moose's head) for the next television season and the brood of the former Vice-Presidental candidate and Governor of Alaska.  White trash has outdone itself, complete with her unwed mother daughter and her hottie,DILF husband. "I can see Russia from my house" will be the new catch phrase. Could she really see the woods through the forest while pn her knees fellating John McCain?  All those years of moosehunting should pay off for something.  Hijinks will be endless while the cameras follow her and the family on their everyday tasks.  They will be the next reality sensation, move over Jon and Kate Plus 8 and The Housewives franchise.  Here comes the Palins, a couple of steps up from trailer trash but as much class as a turd in a punchbowl.  Indulge!