Bryan Harrison

Bryan Harrison
Location
Seattle, Washington, USA
Birthday
March 24
Title
Former Enfant Terrible, Now Merely Terrible
Bio
The difference between a rant and an editorial is how much the writer is paid.

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MARCH 25, 2009 7:31PM

Ask the Übergeek

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Ask the ÃSbergeek
Go ahead! Ask!

As a retired geek, I go on providing computer support the way certain sufferers of OCD go after the NYT crossword puzzle. I try not to twitch, shake, or drool, but having worked with Macs, Unix, and web technologies for most of the my life, I just can't help myself.

I'm thinking perhaps y'all here on Open Salon might like to take advantage of this. (Exploit me, baby.)

  • Ask the Übergeek is a completely noncommercial e-mail support list for users of Mac OS X and just about anything related to it. People seem to find it useful.
  • There's no charge, no advertising at all, no abuse of email addresses, no viruses or other malware, and no spam whatsoever. Ever. The list is run solely by moi, and is exactly what it says it is and nothing more.
  • There really is no catch. I just like to cast my crumbs upon the water, sure that tasty croissants will wash up somewhere, somehow. It's my hobby, my daily practice of charity, and a chance to show off how offensively smart I am.
  • The list is small and personal. It seldom exceeds 10 messages in a week. It never produces overwhelming floods of anything at all. We try to keep it entertaining as well as informative.
  • Subscription is automatic, as is unsubscription. Come as you are and go when you like. Simple instructions are automatically provided with the initial welcome message.
  • Questions about anything tech related are welcome, but I don't do Windows other than to help people escape its nefarious clutches. Questions about how best to use Open Salon are of course welcome, though of course I have no control over OS.
  • It's an exceedingly congenial group, and as Grand Poobah, I reserve the right to do whatever's necessary to keep it that way.

Subscription is a no brainer.

  1. Visit http://laughingboot.net/mailman/listinfo/ubergeek to subscribe.
  2. You'll receive an automated confirmation message. Reply to it.
  3. You'll receive a welcome message with some tips about how to use the list, including the fact that you can instantly cancel your subscription just by sending a message to ubergeek-off@laughingboot.net.)
  4. Send your questions to ubergeek@laughingboot.net . Replies are generally forthcoming within hours, sometimes within minutes.
  5. To make your automated filing easy, all message subjects contain the string [Ubergeek]

Feel free to pass this information along wherever you think it's appropriate and might be helpful. The more the merrier.

Regards,
Bryan

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Way cool Bryan! The kid will be starting HS next year at a school that is all Mac. I am clueless, so you may be getting plenty of screams for help from our address. It's very nice of you!
My first personal 'puter was a Mac 512K (produced 1984-86 I think). I never got around to making a fish bowl out of it. Circumstances forced me into the PC world, where I've remained the last fifteen or twenty years. Dang, has it been that long?

Now I wonder if I'm too old to change back. Also, what would I do with all the spare time I'd have if it weren't for installing upgrades, fixes, workarounds, rebooting and even reformatting my PC?
You ARE smart, man! Excellent!
RiF... While debating the merits of operating systems tends to devolve into a pseudo-religion, completely with proselytizing, apostasy, and threats of impending doom... OS X's initial release was in 2001. It bears only a vague cosmetic resemblance to the previous Mac. It's worth a look, and I seduce PC users with it all the time. Nobody ever willingly goes back.
This is great Bryan. I immediately subscribed. I have been extremely impressed that my 1997 imac is still going strong, as my upstairs computer. I have been able to upgrade it through Tiger; my husband added lots of memory.

I have a small company that tutors seniors at home called Ageless Internet. If I discover my student has I mac, I want to kiss the ground with joy.
Excellent. I will be there! Love watching a smarty AND you have a service I can really use!
It wasn't clear from my comment that I actually envy the Mac OS. The "fish bowl" reference was meant to be flattering, in that even at the age of 25 a Mac could serve a useful, if only ornamental, function. That can't be said about a 25-year-old PC.

I can see now that it looks a derogatory comment I didn't mean to make. I assumed the second paragraph would reflect more accurately what I think of PCs and the Windows operating systems. I've invested a lot of years getting to know how to keep one (or four or five) running, but maybe it's time to go back to Apple.
sounds like a great site .. i've always wanted to ask an expert about why the keys on my board seem to always move around

for instance...right now the F key is sitting contentedly on the middle - left side of my keyboard..i swear it was on the top-right yesterday...

i'd appreciate any help you could provide
RiF... I didn't take your comment as derogatory. I was having a bit of fun at my own somewhat fanatical nature, as well as placing myself at your disposal should that ever prove handy.
R Grandma... That's terrific. I do pro bono work for nonprofits, starving artists, older people... anybody I think is a worthy cause.

Feel free to presume. Resumé available upon request.
I love my Mac...I just lament the lack of a touchscreen iMac. I can still dream can't I? *Hugs my Macbook and lovingly caresses my iPod Touch*

Both have had issues during this year in Afghanistan but my Apple Care always sees me through.
Darling my wigit is stuck do you think you could help me?
Madame Z... One exists only to serve.
How nice. Wish I used a mac. but i don't, sigh.
Lisa... Vee haff vays.
Thanks for your comments. You expose your soft, underbelly and I love that! Liked the comments you left on Red Stocking G'ma's post on breast feeding. You are crazy...but loveable. MC
You do pro-bono? Are you familiar w/Utah law? Have a slight problem with Kane County. They want to tear our house down...all for the lack of a silly building permit. Really...there are 5 houses out there in the middle of nowhere, not one was built w/the proper compliance...we come along and get to be the "example". This is a long story. I know, it sounds like we deserve this, but I think if you knew the full story, it might not seem like we are being total creeps. Too much gov intervention, in the wrong places! Is there any right place for it?
Subscribed. Thanks! I'm a Mac gal.