Bryan Harrison
- Location
- Seattle, Washington, USA
- Birthday
- March 24
- Title
- Former Enfant Terrible, Now Merely Terrible
- Bio
- The difference between a rant and an editorial is how much the writer is paid.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Ask the Übergeek
March 25, 2009 07:11PM - The Princess Bride
March 25, 2009 06:19AM - Dirty Haiku Thursday
March 20, 2009 04:59AM - Only You Can Help
March 19, 2009 09:55PM - What It Is
March 17, 2009 06:52PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks again for
everyone's generosity. I'm not
sure why I've
stopped
writing.…”
September 10, 2010 04:40PM - “Y'all are really very
kind. I'm not sure why I
stopped
writing for real, and
hav…”
June 02, 2010 07:55PM - “Thank you for a great
post. .
One of the
great blind spots of
heterosexual
cultur…”
April 09, 2010 12:29AM - “Whatever happened to
Baby Fae?
That delicate,
satin-draped frame.
As it
clung to he…”
October 31, 2009 08:33PM - “Each and every one of
them had lips.”
October 31, 2009 07:30PM
Bryan Harrison's Links
September 10, 2010 04:40PM
“Thanks again for everyone's generosity. I'm not sure why I've stopped writing. Sometimes I think all the compliments made me nervous. It was easier…”
About: Sophie Wisniewski, Witch
“Thanks again for everyone's generosity. I'm not sure why I've stopped writing. Sometimes I think all the compliments made me nervous. It was easier…”
About: Sophie Wisniewski, Witch
June 02, 2010 07:55PM
“Y'all are really very kind. I'm not sure why I stopped writing for real, and have wasted a year on furious political rants on HuffPost. Depression, I…”
About: Sophie Wisniewski, Witch
“Y'all are really very kind. I'm not sure why I stopped writing for real, and have wasted a year on furious political rants on HuffPost. Depression, I…”
About: Sophie Wisniewski, Witch
April 09, 2010 12:29AM
“Thank you for a great post. . One of the great blind spots of heterosexual culture is the implicit assumption that masculinity exists primarily in oppo…”
About: Let's Hear It For Male Liberation!
“Thank you for a great post. . One of the great blind spots of heterosexual culture is the implicit assumption that masculinity exists primarily in oppo…”
About: Let's Hear It For Male Liberation!
October 31, 2009 08:33PM
“Whatever happened to Baby Fae? That delicate, satin-draped frame. As it clung to her thighs I started to cry. Because I wanted to be dressed... Ooops. No m…”
About: Whatever Happened to Baby Fae?
“Whatever happened to Baby Fae? That delicate, satin-draped frame. As it clung to her thighs I started to cry. Because I wanted to be dressed... Ooops. No m…”
About: Whatever Happened to Baby Fae?
October 31, 2009 07:30PM
“Each and every one of them had lips.”
About: Are you smarter than a first grader?? (No Googling Please)
“Each and every one of them had lips.”
About: Are you smarter than a first grader?? (No Googling Please)
October 31, 2009 07:23PM
“Given that we're One Nation Under Shame it's not surprising Boulder Police Chief Mark Beckner has announced he will put a stop to Boulder's Naked Pumpk…”
About: Naked Pumpkin Run
“Given that we're One Nation Under Shame it's not surprising Boulder Police Chief Mark Beckner has announced he will put a stop to Boulder's Naked Pumpk…”
About: Naked Pumpkin Run
October 30, 2009 08:46PM
“Agreed. She deconstructs celebrity, embracing the absurd without stooping to irony. Besides, the first time I heard "bluffin' with my muffin&quo…”
About: Why it's okay for your daughters to admire Lady Gaga
“Agreed. She deconstructs celebrity, embracing the absurd without stooping to irony. Besides, the first time I heard "bluffin' with my muffin&quo…”
About: Why it's okay for your daughters to admire Lady Gaga
October 29, 2009 04:10AM
“Oh dear. Is it time for me to print another "Brush. Floss. Abort!" t-shirt? I've washed the old one so many times it's illegible.”
About: “Egg-as-a-Person” Initiative on the 2010 Ballot in Colorado
“Oh dear. Is it time for me to print another "Brush. Floss. Abort!" t-shirt? I've washed the old one so many times it's illegible.”
About: “Egg-as-a-Person” Initiative on the 2010 Ballot in Colorado
October 28, 2009 04:25AM
“Not to pressure you or anything, but you and your mother are the only pleasure in the universe and consequently my only reason to continue living. Pe…”
About: Shopping for God
“Not to pressure you or anything, but you and your mother are the only pleasure in the universe and consequently my only reason to continue living. Pe…”
About: Shopping for God
October 28, 2009 04:16AM
“Welcome to Mauschwitz. I assume matters are much improved in these days of Disney's direct-to-video crapola. It's obvious software is churning out th…”
About: Why Disney Studios was a Screenwriter’s Nightmare
“Welcome to Mauschwitz. I assume matters are much improved in these days of Disney's direct-to-video crapola. It's obvious software is churning out th…”
About: Why Disney Studios was a Screenwriter’s Nightmare
October 28, 2009 04:08AM
“All American evil: Patty McCormack; 1956; "The Bad Seed". She was so disturbing, Hollywood had to tack a happy ending lightning bolt on to…”
About: The Horror of Children
“All American evil: Patty McCormack; 1956; "The Bad Seed". She was so disturbing, Hollywood had to tack a happy ending lightning bolt on to…”
About: The Horror of Children
October 23, 2009 10:06PM
“The laughie bits which are mine are most doing with the happy happy dance, but why is sad kitty so of the wigless?”
About: Why Joan Walsh should get a restraining order against me
“The laughie bits which are mine are most doing with the happy happy dance, but why is sad kitty so of the wigless?”
About: Why Joan Walsh should get a restraining order against me
October 23, 2009 09:58PM
“In his dotage, my father once made his famous family-dinner peach pie with salt rather than sugar. After dinner, I was the first to taste the resultant…”
About: Mom's new rad friends
“In his dotage, my father once made his famous family-dinner peach pie with salt rather than sugar. After dinner, I was the first to taste the resultant…”
About: Mom's new rad friends
October 19, 2009 10:32PM
“Not being transgender myself, I find the most exhausting and depressing aspect of all these injustices to be how many of them are both shared and perpe…”
About: Privileges of Non-Transgender People
“Not being transgender myself, I find the most exhausting and depressing aspect of all these injustices to be how many of them are both shared and perpe…”
About: Privileges of Non-Transgender People
October 19, 2009 09:24PM
“I've developed a deep, sick, abiding horror of this issue, verging on the phobic. Whatever the reality, I envision institutionalized care as consistin…”
About: Gay Indian Prince sets up gay and lesbian old age home
“I've developed a deep, sick, abiding horror of this issue, verging on the phobic. Whatever the reality, I envision institutionalized care as consistin…”
About: Gay Indian Prince sets up gay and lesbian old age home
October 17, 2009 04:42AM
“Make friends with Drag Queens. They know many things, For example, "Only those who can't get even get bitchy." Offense #1: Fabrics that itc…”
About: Costume Drama
“Make friends with Drag Queens. They know many things, For example, "Only those who can't get even get bitchy." Offense #1: Fabrics that itc…”
About: Costume Drama
October 17, 2009 04:18AM
“1. At the prices I'm paying, they ought to carry it home for me in a pouch in their bellies, chew it for me, and regurgitate it directly into my mouth…”
About: It All Went Downhill When...
“1. At the prices I'm paying, they ought to carry it home for me in a pouch in their bellies, chew it for me, and regurgitate it directly into my mouth…”
About: It All Went Downhill When...
October 17, 2009 03:29AM
“This is one of those "Am I good witch, or a bad witch?" moments. I don't recognize any of the pictures in your post, and none of the names rin…”
About: Eff Off: Celebrity Edition
“This is one of those "Am I good witch, or a bad witch?" moments. I don't recognize any of the pictures in your post, and none of the names rin…”
About: Eff Off: Celebrity Edition
October 17, 2009 03:20AM
“Never forget! Long before we were greed crazed money grubbing idiots happy to destroy all life on the planet provided we get to watch it die from the…”
About: Fame! I'm Gonna Live...Seventy Or Eighty Years, Give Or Take
“Never forget! Long before we were greed crazed money grubbing idiots happy to destroy all life on the planet provided we get to watch it die from the…”
About: Fame! I'm Gonna Live...Seventy Or Eighty Years, Give Or Take
October 17, 2009 03:12AM
“When I was a teenager I had an affair with a Congressman. He was a decent, funny liberal Democrat and I had a great time shouting "You know I'm a…”
About: A Brief History from "THAT GIRL"
“When I was a teenager I had an affair with a Congressman. He was a decent, funny liberal Democrat and I had a great time shouting "You know I'm a…”
About: A Brief History from "THAT GIRL"
October 17, 2009 02:50AM
“Brilliant plan. Proceed. But start immediately, because the best part is when you can claim to be "Prince, aka The Artist Formerly Known as the Ar…”
About: the person formerly known as me
“Brilliant plan. Proceed. But start immediately, because the best part is when you can claim to be "Prince, aka The Artist Formerly Known as the Ar…”
About: the person formerly known as me
October 16, 2009 02:11AM
“I would be happy to reassure Mom with my vast experience of failing to find adequate ass rape on the Internet. The number of sane, reasonable people…”
About: I Was Not Ass-Raped in Fort Lauderdale
“I would be happy to reassure Mom with my vast experience of failing to find adequate ass rape on the Internet. The number of sane, reasonable people…”
About: I Was Not Ass-Raped in Fort Lauderdale
October 16, 2009 02:05AM
“Homo Snark du Jour: An erection is required for great sex to exactly the same degree that two thumbs are needed for terrific typing. Similarly, the c…”
About: Ding Dong The Dick is Dead
“Homo Snark du Jour: An erection is required for great sex to exactly the same degree that two thumbs are needed for terrific typing. Similarly, the c…”
About: Ding Dong The Dick is Dead
April 17, 2009 06:39PM
“Damn. So frustrated. Next time, a little more advance notice?”
About: OS Freaky Seattle Meet Up
“Damn. So frustrated. Next time, a little more advance notice?”
About: OS Freaky Seattle Meet Up
Bryan Harrison's Favorites
Updates
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My Memorial Day Post to the Warriors I have Known
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Pirate Call
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Greenheron's Open Call - me as a pirate
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Orange, Almond, White Chocolate Muffins--Foodie Tuesday
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My D'var
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A Sad Parallel: Reflecting on the Suicide of Mary Kennedy
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Everything but the cranberry sauce...
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Breast Feeding Frenzy, Time Mag Jumps the Wrong Shark
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