Bryan Harrison

Bryan Harrison
Location
Seattle, Washington, USA
Birthday
March 24
Title
Former Enfant Terrible, Now Merely Terrible
Bio
The difference between a rant and an editorial is how much the writer is paid.

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September 10, 2010 04:40PM
“Thanks again for everyone's generosity. I'm not sure why I've stopped writing. Sometimes I think all the compliments made me nervous. It was easier…”
About: Sophie Wisniewski, Witch
June 02, 2010 07:55PM
“Y'all are really very kind. I'm not sure why I stopped writing for real, and have wasted a year on furious political rants on HuffPost. Depression, I…”
About: Sophie Wisniewski, Witch
April 09, 2010 12:29AM
“Thank you for a great post. . One of the great blind spots of heterosexual culture is the implicit assumption that masculinity exists primarily in oppo…”
About: Let's Hear It For Male Liberation!
October 31, 2009 08:33PM
“Whatever happened to Baby Fae? That delicate, satin-draped frame. As it clung to her thighs I started to cry. Because I wanted to be dressed... Ooops. No m…”
About: Whatever Happened to Baby Fae?
October 31, 2009 07:30PM
“Each and every one of them had lips.”
About: Are you smarter than a first grader?? (No Googling Please)
October 31, 2009 07:23PM
“Given that we're One Nation Under Shame it's not surprising Boulder Police Chief Mark Beckner has announced he will put a stop to Boulder's Naked Pumpk…”
About: Naked Pumpkin Run
October 30, 2009 08:46PM
“Agreed. She deconstructs celebrity, embracing the absurd without stooping to irony. Besides, the first time I heard "bluffin' with my muffin&quo…”
About: Why it's okay for your daughters to admire Lady Gaga
October 29, 2009 04:10AM
“Oh dear. Is it time for me to print another "Brush. Floss. Abort!" t-shirt? I've washed the old one so many times it's illegible.”
About: “Egg-as-a-Person” Initiative on the 2010 Ballot in Colorado
October 28, 2009 04:25AM
“Not to pressure you or anything, but you and your mother are the only pleasure in the universe and consequently my only reason to continue living. Pe…”
About: Shopping for God
October 28, 2009 04:16AM
“Welcome to Mauschwitz. I assume matters are much improved in these days of Disney's direct-to-video crapola. It's obvious software is churning out th…”
About: Why Disney Studios was a Screenwriter’s Nightmare
October 28, 2009 04:08AM
“All American evil: Patty McCormack; 1956; "The Bad Seed". She was so disturbing, Hollywood had to tack a happy ending lightning bolt on to…”
About: The Horror of Children
October 23, 2009 10:06PM
“The laughie bits which are mine are most doing with the happy happy dance, but why is sad kitty so of the wigless?”
About: Why Joan Walsh should get a restraining order against me
October 23, 2009 09:58PM
“In his dotage, my father once made his famous family-dinner peach pie with salt rather than sugar. After dinner, I was the first to taste the resultant…”
About: Mom's new rad friends
October 19, 2009 10:32PM
“Not being transgender myself, I find the most exhausting and depressing aspect of all these injustices to be how many of them are both shared and perpe…”
About: Privileges of Non-Transgender People
October 19, 2009 09:24PM
“I've developed a deep, sick, abiding horror of this issue, verging on the phobic. Whatever the reality, I envision institutionalized care as consistin…”
About: Gay Indian Prince sets up gay and lesbian old age home
October 17, 2009 04:42AM
“Make friends with Drag Queens. They know many things, For example, "Only those who can't get even get bitchy." Offense #1: Fabrics that itc…”
About: Costume Drama
October 17, 2009 04:18AM
“1. At the prices I'm paying, they ought to carry it home for me in a pouch in their bellies, chew it for me, and regurgitate it directly into my mouth…”
About: It All Went Downhill When...
October 17, 2009 03:29AM
“This is one of those "Am I good witch, or a bad witch?" moments. I don't recognize any of the pictures in your post, and none of the names rin…”
About: Eff Off: Celebrity Edition
October 17, 2009 03:20AM
“Never forget! Long before we were greed crazed money grubbing idiots happy to destroy all life on the planet provided we get to watch it die from the…”
About: Fame! I'm Gonna Live...Seventy Or Eighty Years, Give Or Take
October 17, 2009 03:12AM
“When I was a teenager I had an affair with a Congressman. He was a decent, funny liberal Democrat and I had a great time shouting "You know I'm a…”
About: A Brief History from "THAT GIRL"
October 17, 2009 02:50AM
“Brilliant plan. Proceed. But start immediately, because the best part is when you can claim to be "Prince, aka The Artist Formerly Known as the Ar…”
About: the person formerly known as me
October 16, 2009 02:11AM
“I would be happy to reassure Mom with my vast experience of failing to find adequate ass rape on the Internet. The number of sane, reasonable people…”
About: I Was Not Ass-Raped in Fort Lauderdale
October 16, 2009 02:05AM
“Homo Snark du Jour: An erection is required for great sex to exactly the same degree that two thumbs are needed for terrific typing. Similarly, the c…”
About: Ding Dong The Dick is Dead
April 17, 2009 06:39PM
“Damn. So frustrated. Next time, a little more advance notice?”
About: OS Freaky Seattle Meet Up
April 17, 2009 06:38PM
“Mazel, Alex!”
About: Here's To Alex, To Life, L' Chaim!
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