10. With my years of experience, I will be back at work in a few months.

9.  They can’t discriminate against me because of my age.

8. I won’t collect my Social Security until I am fully vested.

7. There really is someone who reads all of those online applications.

6. I can always make a living as a free-lance writer.

5. It’s down to me and that forty year old guy. Things are lookin good!

4. The Ladders can get me a $100,000 a year job.

3. So what if I mentioned my medical condition on Facebook? Who'll see that?

2. I can totally count on my network of business friends and acquaintences.

1. I will never work in a Wal-Mart