My final tweet will be in response to the call of a bird perched outside the window of the room where I lie on my death bed.
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Shaken, Not Stirred
Humorous Essays & Other Stuff
Gerald Andersen
- Location
- Califon, New Jersey, United States
- Birthday
- January 06
- Bio
- Extra dry with four olives.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Walking New York: I Didn't Get
Run Over
May 13, 2013 01:31PM - Amanda and Her Diving Bears
May 09, 2013 07:28PM - A Visit to our Newest National
Park
May 05, 2013 07:45PM - Huntin Bigfoot, Part 3: The
Legend of Ray
April 25, 2013 08:42PM - Huntin Bigfoot, Part 2
April 24, 2013 07:55PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I haven't read either of
the books you mentioned. Just
read
"No
Easy
Day&qu…”
2:24AM - “I have an AARP
card....nuff said. R”
1:28AM - “I can play the old guy.
I can, I can!! R”
1:22AM - “Your honesty is amazing.
I can't to watch that
Zaprutter film
to this day.
R”
May 17, 2013 02:05AM - “Whew! My daughter
flunked twice before she
passed and I
couldn't even
begin to de…”
May 17, 2013 01:53AM
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Comments
Not only a grumpy old Luddite, but one of them old boys
who thinks he can talk to the birds, hm? Just like Dad...
tweet tweet, him and the birds would talk more
than he & i ever did...damn birds...
R
Lezlie
Talk about a spooky tweet . . .
HUGGGGGG
A well, all yer racket makes it that much easier to find you at lunch time! It's amazing how quickly that sound becomes grawwwk! when I sink my sharp, pointed little cat teeth into one'a them l'il suckers' neck....
Nummy!
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Male cardinals? That's a very short call. "Chip" and the vowel is very short