R.I.P., Johnny and Ed
How busy were you?
I was so busy that..
I didn't notice that the squirrel in my yard was nibbling my nuts.
I didn't have time to be amazed that Anderson Cooper is gay.
Really? Gay? There, caught up on that one.
I missed church for the 500th Sunday in a row.
I didn't notice today isn't Sunday.
I didn't have time to "like" that my "friend" had granola for breakfast.
I haven't clipped my toenails in 37 days.
I didn't notice I clip my toenails more often than I go to church.
I didn't have time to remember I had become forgetful.
I had to multi-task by starting and finishing "Moby Dick" while my OS comments were posting.
I didn't have time to watch "Growing Up Gotti."
I didn't notice it was cancelled two years ago.
I didn't know my dog had run away.
I didn't know he had returned.
I didn't know I never had a dog.
Hey, where's my wife???